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I see CT has had a sniff of the barmaid’s apron

Yeah, the fitting room is just through here.

LTA and Dazzler

Here you go, perfect for your nocturnal stalking sessions/ high impact cardio runathons

No, no they really didn’t, we mullered them first hour but missed our chances, a couple of sucker punches later and we fell apart last 30 minutes chasing the game.

Didn't say it was reciprocated. It rarely is. 🙂

U ok hun?

Valuable experience for Osula; watching our defenders pass the ball around.

Looks very Isak like Oh and I don't mean in the reported type either.

Dubravka

Underrated joy in this game is the camera cutting to Van Nistelrooy looking gutted. This is for every single time we played Man Utd from about 2001-2005

Shitestaff, Trippover and couldn'thitaBarnesdoor you mean?

Get Osusula on and wrap Isak in cotton wool.

Lewis Fucking Hall man Could of been you Shane

Are you on Wyki’s stream?

👀

Dubravka man, that’s almost worse than no goalie. Well my one match thread has been fun

“It’s all a bit… Just leave me to play football! I just want to be happy (and) play football. I love being here, I’ve said it plenty of times. With the speculation, people assume that it’s all correct when you’ve not heard from me once that I’m unhappy at this place. I love everyone here, I love playing football here. That was all that was. It has (frustrated me). It has taken me away from enjoying my football. That’s where the inconsistency has come from because I’ve got caught in (the speculation) a little bit. I just want to play football, especially for Newcastle. We’re only human, I’m only 23. All I’ve heard is, ‘When is he leaving?’. Who said I was ever going to leave? I’m very, very happy here. I love playing football here. Alex and Bruno probably think the same thing. We’re all young and we’re all human beings, so if people talk about that and it questions our character, it’s hard.”

First day in over a month I haven’t worked a 16 hour day, so too right I sniffed that apron (And I’ll be sniffing all night).

This is the first time this season where we’ve been cruising in the second half of a match.

A bit Ruud of van Nistelrooj not to offer him one of his plentiful coats.

FYP

This is what he gets for wearing two coats the wet wipe.

Our left side has been mint today. Get Tino a Gordon level RW to play behind

Still shite. He should have 5

Lewis Hall is a beast for a 20year old mind

Love catching up on threads and seeing posts like this after the fact

Third player to score following pelters today Schar and Burn are shite. So is joelinton, and I hope we don’t bring Osula on because he’s fucking useless.

Time wasting when 1-0 down.

Great player that Murphy. Outstanding talent.

Joe-lin-tawn Fuck off.

Sad times. Being from Newcastle, I liked the sound of global warming as well.

Fucking Dan Burn.

Agreed. What did you think of it?

I best start my feed now, I might be in tune by the time you lot start.

He's done loads more on the right than Barnes has in the last two games. Barnes isn't a right sided player. Murphy is.

My main memory of Van Nistlerooy is the 4-3 when Keane got sent off for throwing the ball at Shearer and had to be held back by that notorious hard man <checks notes> David Beckham I think O’Brein had RVN touch tight when the ball came across but the cloggie bastards turn and shot was simultaneously something he could do in his sleep v defenders of that standard and also world class

It's going to save me a fortune in Uber's back to Delaval on the occasions I visit the town, so basically, fuck you 👍

ah so a bit like my special relationship with Morena Baccarin 🤪

Tell it to the cops mate.

Ref correctly deciding it was no advantage for Murphy to have an unmarked shot.

Gordon has started well.