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The lads giving Gemmill a shout.

Ange dresses like a homeless man who found a suit and tie in a dumpster.

These last few games.....

Gemmill’s FIL on the drive home: ’Honestly Mavis, it was 16 inches long. Like Les Ferdinand’s thigh it was. Here, look at this picture I took of it.’

I've got the in laws turning up here at some point in the second half. I'm told "we won't disturb you watching the match". Quite how they're gonna sit in the same room as me, and talk across me without disturbing me watching the match is beyond me.

delighted with the win, thought we made quite hard work of it though in the 2nd half, much like the man utd game really. went out with the dog straight after the game so just caught up with the post match interviews..... postecoglou is clearly unravelling, stupid australian cunt.

There's no excuse for being a cunt like that in an interview. Howe was under pressure a little while back, I'm pretty sure we were below Spurs in the league, and Howe's demeanour with the media never changed once. You can't go in a huff with people. It's not even like the bloke was asking particularly daft questions.

"Please sir. Would you sign my clipboard?"

🤷🏻‍♂️

Gemmill walking into his bog and smelling his father in law's freshly laid dolomite.....

Lovely to have Botman back. He looked rusty AF at the start but grew into the game and pinged a couple of beauty long balls. Tino was superb first half and did his job well in the second. Lewis Hall is a diamond and will get better. Bruno and Big Joe were powerhouses in the midfield.

Eddie, your reaction:

I mentioned about the in laws. He's just blatantly had a shit in the downstairs toilet, the dirty bastard.

Need to be a little more clinical if we're being picky on this run we've been on, the Ipswich and Leicester scores could've been doubled as could Villa and Man U tbh. One goal in it and burn on a yellow I'd rather be two goals to the good when we're creating chances than the one.

That pass by Botman then.

EYP

@PaddockLad, I’d say absolutely but sitting in with that lot of moaning cunts for 110 minutes was fucking torture. Not an objective one amongst them. I’m all for club bias but fuck me. Atmosphere was flat as fuck too and I really wanted to be in with our lot who were in good voice for the majority of the game.

This actually stuck in my head a bit, that PSR has fundamentally changed the game into less of a transfer free for all, and it dawned on me that against that backdrop, the value of Howe is underlined even further. Because if you can't just buy players to solve your problems, you instead have to coach and train them to be better. This means that any team with a very hands on, in the details coach - as with Howe - is in a stronger position than those that operate with chequebook managers. I would say his value to the club is far higher under PSR than it would have been otherwise (not that it wouldn't have been high anyway).

Aye, turns out "the guy who got Bournemouth relegated" actually might have been a good choice.

Good point, let me check the small print here.

I think this version of our team might be challenging the 90s era version in terms of how much I like them. Villa, Man Utd and Spurs, all put to the sword in a row. Fucking hell. We're getting CL this season. Calling it now. We're probably the 3rd best team in the league realistically.

Well, it shouldn't be easy to win away at Spurs, and it wasn't. We made pretty hard work of 3 brilliant points. I'd have taken a draw before the game. Could've done without a hard 105 minute shift before Tuesday mind.

Nice little pass there Isak: £160m

Can't sell him if he won't go, irrespective of his value decreasing.

Ibrahim will be just waking up…

Saved you posting this in 10 minutes. Btw,

Yes I’m pissed on a train

Hey @MrBass how’s it going? 😀 We must do this again sometime

3-0 Some cunt with a hat-trick

Glorious.

Have to say like, think Spurs might actually be outdoing Villa as the saltiest... the number of people failing to understand the handball rule and calling corruption is actually impressive.

it's enough to make you proud of adam pearson.

If everything was equal where were the yellows for your cunts, eh mate? Strewth! What about the peno for Gordon too, eh mate?

This game has broken Postecoglou based on that interview

Someone could. Usual mackem bullshit bingo over there. The PL is shite, we've bribed the officials, they could beat Spurs, Jobe Bellingham is worth £200 million etc.

I'm in love with @Dazzler Crimbo Avatar to stay fo sho

Apparently we're temporarily in the top 5 even though we're four clear of sixth.

The 10 minutes was bullshit in the first place. To still be playing to 113 minutes is absolute nonsense. This cunt must be Richard's son.

This has been a shockingly poor quality game that I will instantly forget, but 3 points is 3 points and away from home is extra nice.

When they play against Liverpool

Madison has been sitting next to Son's kimchi farts for an hour. Surprised he can stand.

Tuchel looks so much like a twocca with his skinny rat face in that hat. Leaves the supermarket with packs of bacon dropped down his tracky b's, no doubt in my mind.

Commentator just used the phrase "go ahead goal". Toonpack: THIS GUY'S TALKING MY LANGUAGE!

They should get you on MOTD.

Isak scores a lot of goals for someone who misses a lot of sitters!

Those comments coming to his attention is neither here nor there. It's not like he's open to constructive criticism and will change course. That site is his platform. The only thing that can bring the platform down is if it has so few users that it becomes unviable. You do that by leaving, not by hanging around to slap him on the wrist. The truth is that the likes of Ianucci promote their work on twitter and they dont want to give that up.

If you put a jumper over your shoulders, they'll talk to you and may even sing you a bawdy song whilst doing the actions.