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"Get him out fam, get him out blud, I am done with this, fam, GET HIM OUT! You hear me, blud!"

@Alex one for you this..... We mustn't have been a half a billion club when we got Forest, Chelsea, Brentford this season in the LC before Arsenal, or Dortmund, PSG and AC Milan last year in the CL or Man City away in the FA Cup last year after getting Man City then Man U away then Chelsea away in the LC. Some of them are so dense that light just bends around them. It's a pity it doesn't really 'makes him think'.

Certainly plays like him so far. Step over, make the wrong choice, fall down.

Shearer missing our match to commentate on the Arsenal v Man United one btw.

He must be setting the after-dinner circuit alight. “ Welcome to An Evening with Michael Owen ( in partnership with Burton Menswear and The National Insomnia Society). Spend a fascinating night with England’s Michael Owen as he shares tales of his time spent in world football, the places he stayed in hotels, and the friend he made. Hear behind-the-scenes tales from the dressing room, such as Michael’s still standing record as Liverpool’s hide and seek champion, where he stayed undiscovered in a cupboard for 6 hours as his team mates “searched” for him… Share Michael’s delight as he recounts the evenings he spent with England roommate Gareth Southgate comparing their hotel napkin collections. If you’re still awake, a delicious buffet is on offer at the interval, specially chosen by Michael himself. Option 1 -£ 10:00 Sandwich (cheese). Crisps (plain). Water. Option 2 -£15:00 As above but with Michael’s special accoutrements- Salt, Pepper, Butter. Option 3-£20:00 As Option 2, with Ketchup. There will be a competition during the interval where you can relive Michael’s childhood and attempt to throw your apple core in the bins** It’s a thrilling night of insight in to the life of one of the greats, but don’t take our word for it, see the reviews from past participants. “ “ Best sleep I’ve had in years” - Dave from Bolton ” He has the same jumper that we buried Dad in, which is nice” - Mrs B. from Essex “ Are you the bloke doing the refunds?” - Dave from Oldham ** no prizes , it’s just for fun!

Think I heard Bromley is the only club whose ground is in a conservative constituency. Fuck you tory cunts!!!

Is that not in your new book then?

Fuck Off. You South Tyne almost mackem cunt

Top reply “ You can hear the lad clapping back”

3-0 Some cunt with a hat-trick

Shite pen that to go with all those shit goals and assists and against all those other shit teams.

Who have we signed?!

Raging. It’s not ending like this. I’m not going down like this. Miley was shite there btw

I do often, I call him a cunt.

Ruddy and Gillespie are training goalkeepers, they face shots from the outfield players in training. It reduces the wear and tear/chance of injury on your first two keepers. Most first choice keepers now aim to make 2-300 “saves” per training session with the ball, but the majority of them are with the goalkeeper coach so they can work on technique etc.

Old? Fuck off. 🙂

Our match thread got parsnipped but I did get a chance to look at it earlier. The transition from gloating to going typically fucking mental was canny. Special mention to Roker Mackem. Given how little he cares about us, I’d hate to see what he’d be like if he was bothered.

Harsh tbh. It’s a 7:30pm ko. He’ll spend at least 80 of the 90 minutes on waddling to and from the bogs, queuing for it, trying to find “it”, then pissing all over himself, after over-doing the Erdinger’s and staring at some young barmaids tits pre-match.

Shame.

FMA BLUD FAM Where's that CUnt Ty the cunt. In his fcking Arsenal PJ's crying like a cunt the fucking cunt.

A likely fucking story

I think he's probably LTA's new favourite player.

Arsenal getting beat off Man United at home. North London Forever.

ASM would have scored it better. FACTZ

Ange hoying a wobbler in the post match interview again, and BBC showing it in full.

The stick he gets is for that pen claim he looked for because he was too scared to shoot tbf. It’s that sort of shit I can’t stand about him.

The MLS

Their manager has the Poppy on #TommyRobinsonFTW

Because they're a mid PL team marra

Was saying similar to my lass last night about the TV choices. If Liverpool or Man City had to go away to Accrington or Salford, then fair enough but you’re basically just televising training matches on a Saturday. I know you can’t do much about the draw putting them at home but they’re even showing all PL ties when we can see that twice a season on the IPTV. Like everything else TV has touched, they’ve absolutely fucked it

Keep up.

Please enjoy. I haven't even watched past the first 20 seconds yet, I'm just enjoying Sunderland's version of playing out from the back.

The first one man. Their lad plays a chest high back pass to their keeper while under the slightest of pressure. Keeper knocks it out to O'Nien, the ball bounces off him faster than it arrived so shit is his first touch, and his next touch is to bring the defender down in the box. Penalty. They watch these lads and think they could finish halfway up the PL. Southampton are on 6 points, and are a much better side than these.

Maybe we’ve misjudged him all these years and it might be that he is just a bit simple after all.

Easily one of his greatest anecdotes. https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/s/OqIWPRH8of

Don't agree with this, Burns been in superb form, leads the defence (especially with two young fullbacks either side). Can't justify dropping him at all, we've been rock solid at the back with him at the heart of it.

The way some of you can’t accept a blonde scouser is 10x better than a player who hasn’t played for us in 18 months. Goddamn your feelings have been hurt. #rentfree

Quite happy to get Birmingham away in the 4th round

Needs more bandages.

Can’t understand taking Osala off. Ideal game for him to bag a few more

He's said we're in Northumberland a couple of times now someone on rtg will now be claiming Gateshead as Co Durham and MLF territory.

Who's the cocommentator? He's an absolute gilet wearing tool.

I don't think Osula has been too bad. He's hardly had any supply and he's done alright.

No replays eh? Extra time then penalties. Replays were a nightmare for your season, but it's robbing the lower league teams that stick it out for a draw.

For me, it's sexual.

Video of them unveiling a player on the pitch..... "But, there's nobody ther...." "Just keep clapping!!" https://bsky.app/profile/memecastleunited.bsky.social/post/3lfjzvg62ys2q