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I can't see it as it's hidden, (wonder why?) Anyhow, here's 'windypants' mam after reading his thread..... "Good for you, Windypants! Glad someone had the guts to stand up to them at last! Coming over here, taking and our jobs and our women and acting like the own the feckin' place! Well done Windypants! Good for you! Good for you! I'd like to feckin'... [slipping and sliding on the muddy ground] Feckin' trendy, lefty, woke parents!"

Oh you’ve met @Kevin Carr's Gloves then?

Here we have John Smith from Newcastle who says he's voting reform in the next election, can we ask why? "Aye, yi can. Ah'm fuckin' sick of these forrins, wokes, and colourful flags aah'll owa the shop. Aah didn't sorve me country by avoiding the draft with me gout, and then gannin doon for 18 month for looking owa the cubicles at Elswick baths for these muslamics and tha ray guns. Aah'm voting Nigel coz he reckons he'll ha' them gone in 24 hours and aah love owt like that me, like. Aye, he's ganna dismantle the NHS, which means aah'll be deed within fowa weeks, and aah'll probablies lose me benefits but aa'll tell yi wot. I've got mesel a crate of carling and a cheap bottle of gin that aah'll fucking drink while aah watch aah'll them broon people get hoyed oot. Assuming aah haven't drank the lot by the end of the day like, which is canny likely if ah'm being totally honest."

‘Appened YP

Could you imagine HMHM with the yank glory hunters asking for an autograph too? Here is a prime example of one happy fan who got to make their dream a reality.

There are no words. There are just no fucking words. Get the US out of our politics, this is a fucking clown show. Drop the dollar, work on our own continent and our own problems. Ban twitter. Some of the most shameful stuff I've ever seen.

She'd eventually have caught him up if she didn't go on to top herself and the dog immediately after offing him tbf.

You'd just piss everyone off interrogating them on who they’ve given their tickets to. ”Yes, yes, Bruno, I know she’s your wife and that’s all well and good, but was your lass in the away end at Shrewsbury in Sept 1982, I think not”

She was in her thirties when she married him. I wouldn’t be contacting Toonpack just yet.

What else could Zelensky do? He had to go to USA. He had to stand his corner. Trump had already made up his mind on Ukraine a long time ago. Zelensky’s mission was futile but he had to do it all the same.

This has bothered me much more than it ought to. You have a man there who didn’t ask for this situation. He has been quietly courageous and unflinchingly courteous to his allies. Even yesterday he stopped off in Ireland on his way to America to meet the Taoiseach in Ireland. Now Ireland has taken in a lot of Ukrainian refugees but not provided much in the way of funds but he still had the courtesy to thank us on his way to one of the biggest meetings of his career. Then in the other corner you have two massive cunts basically belittling the man trying to fight a much larger opponent. Mocking him and pretty much telling him to beg for help. It makes me sick.

Enjoying the crack you say

We've as much chance of winning this cup than we've had for a few years I reckon, (providing Man City don't not ramp up too much too quickly), I'll be gutted if we go out with a whimper.

I'd be happy being good around the dressing room for half his salary if anyone from NUFC is reading this?

We're owned by an investment fund. So I guess neither of us are state owned.

Oy, that's @Isegrim's job, not yours.

Must be annoying for a defender giving the ball back to your keeper thinking there's a bit of a breather, then 5 seconds later having to defend a throw-in 30 yards from your byline.

My dog runs away from himself when he accidentally leaks gas.

Plausible? How the fuck would a dog set up a carbon monoxide leak?

The dog was terminally ill and organised the whole thing.

So uk don’t get tarriffs but in return the PM can’t support a man whose country is about to be carved up by the two biggest cunt-psychos on the planet?…another Brexit dividend 😑

Fluffysnugglebugs 3 - Piles of stones they laughably call a fucking beach cunts 1

Not under Badenough they're not, but she won't last till the next election anyway.

WHY? WHY? Why did I fukcing open this thread when on the phone? Read this and had to pretend the phone died

Oh I get ya He's not a nonce like, just a fucking HUGE age difference.

Lascelles is hard as fuck - he probably just took one look at his cabbaged ACL and threatened to wallop the cunt and it healed immediately and stronger than it was before.

The Javier Tebas story that was in the media yesterday, saying City (and PSG), have broken European law feels like a non story. Essentially he complained, by letter, to the European Commission in 2023 that the CFG, and by extension City had broken a European law. The law in question was new and came in on 12th July 2023. The law relates to state owned businesses. Essentially it says that states putting money into businesses is uncompetitive, unfair on its rivals. The UK not being in the EU is no get out as we still operate within it. City aren't state owned, but i believe that you are so thought i'd post it here. Fairly sure that the CAS statement said that we're not state owned too. We're owned by a member of the ruling family. Apparently he has heard nothing back from the European Commission, but states it as being ongoing. Personally I assume that means any contracts signed prior to that are golden and no one need worry. The story was in the papers in 2023, so i'm not sure why its in the news. Maybe they've got wind of us winning the 115.

Aye. He is nee Jerry Lee Lewis.

And they can't tax your income, if you do have a job, because there's no one left at the tax office.

Is everyone overlooking hackman was a bit of a nonce aka his wife's age like?

See good old king Chuck is bending the knee. Sooner you lot have their heads off or we finally become a republic, the better. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/27/king-charles-invites-donald-trump-for-unprecedented-second-state-visit-to-uk

Not to worry you, but start looking for another job imo. Things will only get worse. Finally got through my checks and got my unconditional offer. The day after it was announced I would get a significant bonus in next month's pay check. Even though its stated the bonus is for my 2024 performance, no way will they be giving me this now. I can't delay in handing my notice in either as they need me in my new role ASAP. And if I don't take this role, the door will well and truly be shut on me, so its now or never. Fucking timing man. Oh well there are more important things than money I guess. Mental health, certainly.

Haven’t even see the goals from last night tbh, been busy. Pope should play, he’s the better goalkeeper overall imo. He’s not in good form which is different, he will only get into good form by playing. Honestly think the recent performances from the whole team are down to tiredness and lack of options. Our first team can give anyone a game when they play well, but due to injuries, inability to spend and lack of quality in squad players, the majority of our first team have played most games.

People need to stop counting lascelles in the discussions in future squads, he’s fucking dog eggs. Would be one of the first out the place if I had my way. If ends up starting any games for us next season it’s a lack of planning. Don’t mind if he stays around for the vibes or whatever but deffo shouldn’t be actually playing for a team chasing Europe in 2025

Be amazing if Zelensky takes the pen and just jams it into Trump's jugular.

They have a thread SOL Upgrade which makes hilarious reading and at the same time a few comments that the “shit tip / sid James park” is in a similar state🤣 But most of them agree SOL was built on the cheap is very outdated and a complete shit hole

Longstaff’s got a fucking cheek. His second touch is a tackle

Jesus fucking Christ. Add these fucking grifters like Tice, Farage, half the tory party want this shit bought over here, and millions of working people are stupid enough to vote for it.

No can do. GT6 is out later this year.

Denied him a tasty treat too.

He’s worth €60m according to Transfermarkt. And they use STATISTICS to work these things out. And we all know STATISTICS are never wrong.