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It means CT has just moved one rung up the pyramid scheme he’s been trying to flog us for months by recruiting Trump.

You’ll have no pictures soon.

Nice to see that patient confidentiality is alive and well.

Thank fuck for that, given his skills at manoeuvering motor vehicles he'd be fucking lethal with a scalpel

I’d love to go to Japan, like. Not for whatever Ewerk has just sent though. Not a chance I’m clicking that to find out and get my laptop seized.

Careful. The club’s stasi roam this forum

Aye, pinball, that’s why you want to go there… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burusera

Probably do about 40 books a year, but my job is a doss. Most reading is done once the mrs has fell asleep at 9pm, fuck watching the shite on the telly

No you predicted that the club’s communications on this matter were of no real concern and this time for a change you guessed correctly. Me and Wykiki asked relevant questions and it was talked through between us and we came to the same conclusion that you did after you stated that you worked in a bank and how the fuck should you know anything, which is a conclusion many of us had reached some time ago

i just opened the botman thread thinking it was the isak one and saw the news about his him being out for 8 weeks due to a procedure to remove fluid from his knee

"Oh hi there, I'm Elon. You might be wondering what I am up to. Well you'd be right to wonder. I am currently in the office of the DoD - no not dungeons and dragons you silly goose - D O D - By the way, did you know I am the greatest D&D player ever, officially too. I definitely didn't pay someone to be the best in my place like I did that other game, which also didn't happen. I digress, I am here searching "gay" in the computer - though, unfortunately all I am seeing are photos of airplanes and not massive willies - so they're being deleted. Obviously. Anyway. I'd best get back to it."

You want to try living here, mate

My Goodreads stats also suggest that my concentration span is deteriorating along with the state of the world.

I’ve read two Orlando Figes - Natasha’s Dance - A Cultural History of Russia A People's Tragedy: The Russian Revolution, 1891-1924 (Which was a fucking door stop but brilliant) and The cards of the gambler by Benedict Kiely which was less heavy

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/the-dawn-of-a-new-europe?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1833442&post_id=158578570&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Reasons to be positive.

* His spaceX rocket exploded again (2 in a row marra)

So are we all in agreement then? It's not Bunce's fault, it's not Howe's fault, it's not Mitchell's fault, or Botman's. It's just one of those things.

Oh and my Pal the knee surgeon isn't PL

The original report said he'd taken a knock on his knee so if true that would have nowt to do with an early/over-strenuous return.

Bunce:

That's your International Women's Day prize sewn up to go with the Parent of the Year. 🙂

It’s not that I don’t believe what the club or Howe says. It’s that I don’t have the medical knowledge that can get me from “almost ready for the next game, not quite there” to “he’s got fluid on the knee, he needs an op and is out for 8 weeks” Is it a chronic condition? Had the issue been ongoing, was it being managed thoughtout his recuperation from his ACL, if it was that bad why was he almost in contention for a place on the bench v Fulham etc etc?….… anyway, I’ll leave you to your latest book “Lee Harvey Oswald definitely killed JFK by acting alone, the FBI are stand up guys”

Read at least one book a week. Hate to think what the percentage is here.

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Peter Schamone?

A nice holiday pic of HMHM trying to have a bit of craic with the locals.

If they're coming back 1330 Monday they'll miss the match. Apart from that it's brilliant

It’s great living like Schroedinger’s cat.

Aye as soon as the noshes dry off he'll be fucking crying out for a boring, centrist Brian Badonde impersonator - and I hope we're all in agreement that he can fuck clean off. The only thing worse than being a yank is bucking a yank - the only thing worse than either is having a yank refuse to let you get your hole. Wyki's pal is pond life IMO.

Love it. Love everything about it.

This would still be better than Joe Kinnear trying to sign Shane Ferguson from the club we'd loaned him to

For where we're at you're looking at cast offs from the best sides in that situation. No one is going to send us any promising youngsters knowing that they're not going to get regular time so you're looking at a situation like Villa where they're loaning established players no longer wanted by their sides and those players are few and far between.

Thats Quiff

I read about 365 books per year. Kids books at bedtime but all the same.

Aye well since he pulled US intelligence, the Russians have fired a fuck load of missiles, and obviously the Ukrainians now get no warning. They'll probably do it again tonight. Blood on America's hands as far as I'm concerned.

If that's the case, I think that underlines the fact that it's not related to him playing two games in short order. He's just been incredibly unlucky.

I knew a Tomitook Amoto. Serial car thief. Jimmy Saville had a Jap cousing Fookem Young Reported.

If you need any handy phrases out there, nappy is Sakipoopoo and if you're a car thief you're Nikki Moto.

What channel's it on, Filey's Most Wanted?

Pics of tight arses* or fuck off. *preferably female but not fussy.

The 2026 WC is gonna be wild. USA, Canada and Mexico. Can't see what could go wrong between now and then between those three nations..... 😬

I though we were over the CT baiting. He's a board treasure now iirc.

He's a fucking piece of shit, this bloke. Anyone who voted for him can fuck off as well, never mind your fucking buyer's remorse cos eggs still cost more than you hoped - if your world view extended beyond the cost of your fucking breakfast, you might not have got yourself and the whole fucking world into this mess.