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Nice prediction, DICKHEAD.

Put here for traffic. I will probably be losing access to my ChatGPT soon what with my new job and NHS austerity, so I thought I make a loving compendium collage to all you toontasticers out there before they're lost to history entirely. Sorry if you're not on but there's not enough space for you all or possibly I can't think of a single interesting thing about you . Anyway, most have been posted but there's some new ones too @Alex @Isegrim @sammynb @Meenzer @ewerk. @wykikitoon was the easiest to do, he's on 3 times but really, they were all too good to be deleted .

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You said you would never pun. So it was a dead cert you would.

I really enjoy the way Ratcliffe and Amorim witter on endlessly in the press about how shit they're doing and what a clusterfuck their club is. As if it doesn't reflect badly on them! In their situation I'd say it's better to say nothing and look stupid, than open your mouths and confirm it.

I think Wilson looked a little bit sharper than the other day. Which isn't saying much but at his age and after that long out, it's gonna take more than a couple of games for him to get back up to speed.

Remember the days when we couldn’t buy a win in London?

Gives the stewards a chance to get the last few West Ham fans out of the ground before the final whistle.

Pacqueta coming on for one last bit of spot fixing. Brings a tear to the eye

Just put £5 on Paqueta to get a card

I often wonder why you bother watching football when you invariably hate all 22 players on the pitch.

I feel very conflicted. Pleased you're encouraging the young to read, disgusted that you have a teenage boyfriend.

that's his beer money for the week-long bender after we win the cup

That cash out button looks awfully tempting right now.

What a baby

Trippier and Schar were good. I don’t know what to make of Tinos performance. He looked like a race horse getting into the great positions then looked awful when he got into the left wing position. I thought Barnes was decent. An assist and could have had a couple of goals. He gives us that. centre mid was combatitive. Murphy back to doing Murphy things but still decent enough.

Thats a huge result, we really needed that 3 points after recent results elsewhere. 6th and still in the hunt.

The game management in that last 10 minutes was shocking. Constantly giving the ball away and playing daft risky passes.

Im surprised they didn’t give a penalty to Liverpool tonight for it.

Get in Bruno, been our best player today, the bairns must be sleeping through the night now.

Plus subs And Pundits And Ball Boys

Tino could get a job as a Miggy impersonator. Get ball in space, stop, turn back pass to supporting fullback, problem is he’s it.

We weren’t too bad. Shame that we rarely play well for two halves

The big question is will it be Alan Smith on the mic or Andy Hinchcliffe? The tension is really palpable waiting to find out.

Sir Rat rambling on about how shite some of his ManU players are. I mean we all know that but the owner taking names in public should really do wonders for their valuation in the summer

FYP

If we're resting Isak then Osula has to start up top IMO - Aye he's raw but at least he'll run at their defence, draw fouls, wind them up and give them something to think about. Best we can hope for from Wilson is that it's a bit damp on the pitch so he's got his cane with him - which can act as a tripping hazard.

Full strength. We're falling back in the league.

Oh ye of little faith…

Ive done the same but only put £200 for Liverpool to lift the cup. £66 quid back in guaranteed winnings. And if i lose I'll be fucking delighted.

Sounds like it might be worth missing out for a season.

Watching Italian TV's build up to Juventus v Atalanta and tbh you can stick Redknaap, Keane and Dave Jones up your arse....

Let's hope we don't have to hold on to a 1-0 against Liverpool because our game management is fucking atrocious. No GK in their goal and we still fuck it up!

Standard second half performance. should be a comfortable win for West Ham from now on in.

Past the 42 minute mark lads. welcome to the shit show.

Trent will be picking out which slippers to wear at the weekend.

It's not his fault, but Tino is a dead end ball on the left.

This ref’s a cunt

This is the kind of Gemmill prediction we can all get behind.

It's been all us, so it can only be a matter of time til West Ham score.

Not even a fucking minute and we've had a let off, and fucking Alan Smith, the night nurse to put you to sleep on the mic.

why the fuck are they banging on about the munich cunts 20 minutes before our kick off??

Howe has determined Pope is our best keeper, end of. I'll be switching screens when him and Burn are trying to pass it about though.

We not counting the Roomba you just dumped like a bag of laundry when the dog replaced it in your affections?

I fucking hate Monday games