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LTA's garage right now....

Hmmmm

It's certainly not gonna do anything for Diego's belief that the game is rigged for Real Madrid.

Mourinho has called St Maximin out for being fat and late, then dropped him from the squad.

Villa have a tough April. Hopefully tired by the time they play us. Brighton - away Forrest - home PSG - away Saints - away PSG - home us - home Man City - away

Apparently Mrs. Nunez has grown to enjoy anal over the years…

St Maximin posting a screen grab of his weight and body fat over time and pointing out that he was 84kg when he left Newcastle, and is 84kg now. Conveniently missing the fact that the same screen grab shows his fat % when he left Newcastle was around 9%, and is 13.6% now. Mourinho's training sessions not a patch on Eddie's.

When matterface started droning on about another 'English hero' who simeone had dealings with that wasn't as good then telling us the details of his so called cryptic clues before unloading the story of Beckham v Argentina I gave up and watched the rest is politics. He's horrendous on the ears to anyone with half a brain cell and I haven't even mentioned young alien Predator sitting next to him, (mcmanaman).

No one's ever fucking happy are they. You need ONE fucking seat man. What do you care whether there's another 64,999 or 69,999. This is just moaning for the sake of it.

There's no way on earth that would be given if It was against any other team apart from those cunts and their usual friends.

With all those watches?! Fuckin how is that possible?

🇮🇹🗣️ Fabio Capello says Pep Guardiola has 'done a lot of harm to football' 😳 "You know what I don’t like about Guardiola? His arrogance. The Champions League he won with City is the only one where he didn’t try anything funny in the decisive matches." "But all the other years, in Manchester and Munich, on key days, he always wanted to be the protagonist. He would change things and invent them so he could say: ‘It’s not the players who win, it’s me’. And that arrogance cost him several Champions Leagues. I respect him, but for me, it’s clear." "Besides, even if it is no longer his fault, he has done a lot of harm to football. Because everyone spent ten years trying to copy him." "It ruined Italian football, which lost its nature. I said: 'Stop, you don't have Guardiola's players'! There was also the absurd idea that that was all there was to do to play well." "A disaster and also a boredom that made many people flee from football, they only have to watch the highlights, why are you going to watch 90 minutes of passes and horizontal passes without fighting, without running...?" "Fortunately, football is changing. First of all, Spain changed it by winning the European Championship with two wingers and playing fast." (El Mundo via GOAL)

We've gone from Ashley treating SJP like a tip to the announcement that we're getting a brand spanker of a new stadium in the space of 3.5 years. The response: "not enough seats. I'm not happy."

Decision made according to Hope. New ground on Leazes Park, it is.

Fucking woke bastard.

They may replace him with a defender though.

84kg at 5'8" is overweight based on BMI Jose is right - the fat cunt.

Better than Chook

shit loads of quality squidgy black laced with opium emanating from the ford arms in byker in the early 80s. I'd say it was probably that

Speak for yourself compadre…

Tattoo dated 1982. Monty definitely smoking summat, sadly age has withered this magnificent artwork so cannot confirm tab or cigar

No idea about the 90s but heres a programme from 1964

But....the quarter finals are 10th & 17th April and they've got to come to St James' on the 13th.. So wouldn't mind them cheating this one.

I would like to buy a season ticket. I contacted the club recently and was told there are none available and nor is there a waiting list. I was hoping I might get one if or when a new stadium is ever built. I’m not optimistic I’ll get one given the scramble for tickets in every membership ballot. That’s why I was hoping for a bigger capacity

"I'm shewa if we wa in the Premeya leyague we'd have a 65,000 staydeyum as well."

70k seems like a better capacity to me. Why expand later? Sounds like 65k is to restrain capacity, create demand and increase ticket prices through FOMO.

Here you go https://archive.ph/D2egA

Everton's can go to about 60k once the 1 seat per safe standing seat rule is changed, which they think will be sooner rather than later, you'd think ours would go up naturally with that?

That’ll be 65K without undoubted scope for expansion. Makes complete sense to me. Everyone seems to be getting pissy about the capacity. It’ll be the second biggest club ground in the UK

Second biggest club ground in the country tbf. Only Old Trafford is bigger.

My brother is NHSE and I'm currently off to join an adjacent NHS quango, unprotected. So it's a concern. I would say, from personal experience, that there has been a lot of duplication between the likes of NHSE and NHS Digital which could be streamlined. I've also witnessed first hand some really bad clinical decision making from NHSE resulting in millions not being spent cost effectively., because they don't understand health economics. Despite this and contrary to popular red top beliefs, the NHS is still one of the most administratively efficient health services in the World. I hope any redundancies are voluntary and properly planned. Given the grade you said your Mam was on KD she will get paid an absolute fortune if she was made redundant. Honestly, in that scenario it's more likely they'll find another role for her, especially if she is near retirement.

https://archive.ph/D2egA

ammolad can sort you out with what you really want for a mere £74.

I've just uploaded mine and asked it what job role I was best suited for. Oh my.

Yeah, I'm not sure what metric they used tbf. Seems pretty biased towards the premier league era to say the least, which is odd since we've won bot all. weirdly as well, they had a special "Boldon Edition"?

They are discussing the better Bellingham leaving in the summer if they don't get promoted. Grumpy has this absolute belter: I don't think his parents give a shit about basket cases or he'd be as far away from Sunderland as possible.

But it worked so well for him with Luke Shaw.

Aye, and the ref had already given the goal, so there needed to be a clear error to overrule it. Also, if the GK comes off his line and saves a penalty, the penalty gets reset. Seems harsh that if a player accidentally touches the ball twice it's classed as an automatic miss.

Guardiola would have won something with the England team that Capello shat the bed with. I'd take Pep's side ways passing and scoring 3+ goals most games over 0-0 draws and 1-0 wins over Capello any day the dour cunt.

https://bsky.app/profile/editkev.football/post/3lk6sl5d2mc2a

When it's champions league RM just have a way. Can you believe Aston Villa are into the quarter finals. Obviously they got a great draw here but good on them (as long as they finish below us).

The magpie used to be depicted in the chronicle or maybe the pink looking pissed off with his arms folded and the caption ‘why are we waiting?’ in the sack the board era. I also just laughed out loud at the idea of Monty the Magpie having a tab hanging out of his mouth because that would have been fucking brilliant

I saw an advert for a job there a couple of years ago, everything was 'Balou' T&C's, (they offered only the bare necessities) but the crowning jewel in the perks other than 'free parking' was, I shit you not, a Christmas card from Mr and Mrs Dickson. (I should've applied just for that alone!)