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Shouldn't joke about these thiiiii A A A A R G H

Just watched most of the club’s near three hour long YT coverage of the parade & the Town Moor show…. can anyone tell me which BBC channel Bruno was swearing live all over? Not bbc1/2? 🤔 Anyway, we didn’t go up the TM, mostly because I was bursting for a piss so we darted into the Wunderbar in the Gate…not somewhere I’d usually frequent but am sure you’ll agree it was a most fortunate diversion A lass definitely young enough to be my daughter turned to me at the bar and said “how long have you been waiting for a day like this?”…. I said “dunno, forty odd years…” Her: “wow! Do you want a shot of tequila??” me: “YES I FUCKIN DO!” So against my naturally shy and retiring persona I recorded the moment for posterity… (Not sure if my scarf/Russian sable hat combo was a bit overkill? 🤔 😆✊🏻) Oh and obviously this bet came in too, shared amongst 10 of us who got soaked in Birmingham Drove up early Saturday, met the lads at our mate’s pub in Gateshead to get weighed in and the Birtley Bastard who’d put the bet on greeted us this Landlord changed it up for notes, spent most of it on the day, no regrets ✊🏻

Are these yours, mate?

He's on CT's turf here. There's gonna be HELL on.

Wor lass is a Caroline and, after this, she can sleep in the shed tonight.

What, like St James Park Life? 😄 (over to cheifly Gloom and Toonpack to keep this going for at least till kick off on Wednesday night )

What a load of shite

I’ve just created an SMB account because of this. I’m helping change the pink seats for dark pink seats at the weekend. How am I meant to explain this to my family?

I dont think Bruno drinks…he’s just like that anyway

I would absolutely love to see Toonpack and PaddockLad survive 2025.

The momentum:

Having a polish, I believe was the term used.

@Alex @spongebob toonpants @Gemmill I’ll let you lads fill Toonpack in on how the Quo & their crew warmed up for gigs together #chartmusicpodisanagendaforlife 😆

I think I'd rather sing a blur song.

There is only ONE Caroline song

I was fuming. I promised the bairns they could throw stones at the gays or at least we’d see someone lose a hand for shoplifting napkins off one of the scran vans. Instead we got a three bands singing two songs and Bruno teaching my kids swear words in a forrin accent. We didn’t vote for brexit for this shite.

Fuck the scabs. Fuck the beige Fuck the morally superior Croydon cunts. Fuck the Mackems' mates.

Why is an Arsenal fan bothering to go on there and lick Mackem arse? I bet they're lapping it up though.

3 - 0 Big Blyth Dan showing off his Tshirt of the top of Mac Allister’s heed as he reels away after his 4th

Managed to lose my Toontastic account details for a while, just got back in, so here is my slightly delayed reaction to the final: Fucking get in!!!! I was expecting another anti-climactic 2-0 loss with barely a moment to shout for. But not only did the team show up, not only did they compete, but they gave a complete performance. Tactics, effort, quality, bravery, big boy balls - we even scored from a corner, that never happens, what a time to pull it all together! I’ve rewatched the match back in full including all the buildup and celebration afterwards; I’ve done the same with the commentary on 5 live (incidentally they had Isaac Hayden on throughout the match, spoke really well, had great things to say about Howe); I’m still hoovering up all the analysis Youtube can throw at me, podcasts, the radio Newcastle special. Haven’t got bored of it yet 🙂 I had a much longer version of this post, but it’s all stuff that’s been said more eloquently elsewhere, so I’ve trimmed down to keep my gushing at a minimum. Right, Youtube is telling me to watch some bloke called Adam Clery talk about the match, so I’ll go do that…

I’d rather let The Stranglers make me a sandwich tbh

He's wasting his time anyway. He can write as many of these as he likes, but he's pissing in the wind against an algorithm designed to turn these people against him. So he just ends up embarrassing himself for nothing.

I funking hate Sweet Caroline. Fake bonhomie bollocks

She will for sure but like, what is the alternative really. She's a fucking criminal. At some point we need that line in the sand where we stop giving ground and start actually standing up to these gangsters. Besides, if there's a country in the world you can rely on to not go quietly against government authoritarianism in this day and age, it's France.

Sarkozy is on trial at the moment too, the French aren’t fucking around.

The chorus of “ I Don’t Want to Talk About It “ by Rod Stewart does this perfectly. I don't wanna talk about it How you broke my arse If I stay here just a little bit longer If I stay here, won't you listen to my arse? Oh, my arse… Poetry

3-0 - Anderson, Minteh, and Kelly

All of you. FUUUUUUUUCK. OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF.

This was a disappointment tbh.

Divnt start man

Never have enough of seeing videos like this.

I'd prefer City to win it. Call me small minded but I feel like Palace or Forest winning the FA Cup will overshadow what we achieved. Even though frankly I think ours was the harder one to win.

Immediate effect. Nice to see corruption actually still does occasionally have consequences.

Well we weren't that in the old scheme of things either, but somehow spurs were, and are..?? Meanwhile, with the hilarious demise of the rags, the phraseology moves toward 'big'13, and you're in the club!!

Omni at Monkseaton is nice. No idea what the drive is from Seaton Sluice but must be near enough.

City are NOT the cartel FFS!! We are leading the glorious disruption of their closed-shop protectionist rules shite! Have you not been paying attention..? That said, I can understand anyone who wants ABC (anyone but City) to win the cup... on this occasion.

I'm feeling good about this one. Confidence will be sky high. Home game. 5-0. This could be the springboard to a CL push for the remainder of the season. But it's kinda a free shot now. We're in Europe already for next season. Got a cup. It's just amazing. Must be incredible to be in Newcastle at the moment.

2-0 us. Bruno to score a brace. One with his flip flop and the other off his arse as he puts factor 50 on lobby’s freckled, ginger back.

You fucking Jonah

Sho-gone RIP

Or they might just be normal balanced individuals. Those two options are definitely not mutually exclusive mind!

They might be trying to manufacture a move away from Sunderland because who could possibly blame them?

have we had this one? I will never get bored of watching stuff like this, sorry.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHTqZwHCb4n/?igsh=MTdvM3BwNm9mbnRzaw== You just don't get lasses like that in Milan. Why would he ever leave?