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I’m on a, really rather gentile and benign, facebook group about early retirement and this was just put up by the admin.

Thanks for ruling that out.

Anyone remember the time sky showed the top 11 when Liverpool were eleventh? Apparently they were discussing the fight for the CL spots here....

Bloke who wrote the article still thinks the semi final vs us was a potentially fatal blow in their quest to win the Carabao Cup. Only time will tell.

We did this today as well and then the larger of our two dogs (she’s an 8 stone monster) took the runniest of runny shits on the patio. Cunt did it right under where the clothes were hanging out as well just to make sure it was extra stressful to clean up.

Old Newcastle would balls this 9 times out of 10. But old Newcastle would have got twatted at Wembley too.

Got the cushions out of hibernation and cleaned the garden furniture before cracking a can open about an hour ago, the missus was giving me evils till I opened a can of Pina colada for her then the look changed.....

14th vs 5th. A clash for the ages.

First piece of the Amorim jigsaw according to the commentators though. The leeway that man has been given is incredible. I mean granted he's taken a tough job with a shite overvalued overpaid squad but they still go on about him as if he's some revolutionary wizard who will inevitably figure it out and all he needs is time to get there. The bloke did well at Sporting. One club in an average league ffs. He's also shown himself to be inflexible and tactically naive so far not to mention greatly boost morale around the club by publicly calling his players and team shite numerous times. But Sky and the like will of course call all that 'sticking to his principle' etc. We'll good on them. Here's hoping he continues this trajectory and turns out to be another Ten Hag.

I only have one month left to finish my job at the high school where I've been a teacher for the past two years. Yesterday my students gave me a gift.

So if this stays 0-0 we’ve got two games in hand above all teams above us with the chance to go 3 points clear of 4th and within 1 point of 3rd. We need to be giving Leicester a statement-defining twatting tomorrow.

A reminder that big chinned, fake Chilean cheat Ben Brereton "Diaz" is currently out on loan at Sheffield United. Not considered good enough for a team that only got 10 points from 31 games.

I listened to that. He actually came across alright. Loves his gigs apparently and was at Glastonbury which I found funny for some reason. Just him stood there like he's in his technical area.

I'll reserve judgement on it till Carra says what happened.

VVD getting sent for a taxi there

Liverpool getting wrecked by Fulham. The double's on.

I think it was originally meant to protect against the likes of that bloke who owned Man City (Shiniwatra?) or the Pompey bloke and a couplle of others who ran up debts they couldn't clear. It was only when people who could afford it like Villa, Forest and us that its bonus purpose of limiting the ambitious became clear. At that point it should have been scrapped but the useful idiots of Fulham, Brentford and Bournemouth etc would rather scrap around with the limited clubs for top 10 than see any change at the top.

If PSR was supposed to protect Europe’s “biggest” clubs (aye, fuck off Chelsea on that number however you’re measuring it) then it’s blatantly failing… https://archive.is/t7RRi

They've won fuck all doing it too. Not like us sexy bastards.

“It’s really hard being a single mam with fake hair, tits and teeth and working full time as a ‘talent acquisition expert’. Anyway here is a picture of me in Dubai with my chebs out. Please note, my kid was with his grandparents and I was getting my back blown out by a sheik with a Porsche. Happy Monday guys!”

Aye, he usually comes across ok, still wouldn't want him anywhere near us.

Give it to Dychey!

Flange looking like the cat that got the cream cos Spurs managed to beat Southampton. Striding about the pitch with a big grin on his face as Southampton are relegated.

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Our GD isn't as good as Forest's, City's or Chelsea's so we could do with giving them a right tonking. Nothing less than 7-0 will do.

Same. Desperate for a Man United win though, which feels awful. Need something from Brentford in this second half too.

Just seen the replay. Appealing for a foul as well.

Aye. But I did find it funny that the ones who didn’t got called mags

Juve only 3 points off 8th place now.

I think HMHM was being sarcastic because we wouldn’t be allowed to get away with it. Our approach is far more sustainable and has also produced incredible results. I get the impatience because I’m no spring chicken but I don’t think pulling the sort of shit Chelsea are doing would be beneficial in the long run. It absolutely fucking stinks what Chelsea are being permitted to do though

Soft cunt, we're gonna win the double.

nah they're fucking shite. here's a one for you to mull over... we'll beat arsenal for a 4th time this season and pip them for runners up. NOW THATS A PREDICTION.

It’s a bit of a derby, both teams fighting for the CL spots, Villa in the quarterfinals, both teams past winners of the European Cup. Laughable really the disdain shown for teams the don’t meet Sky’s criteria of a ‘big club’.

OK then just for you, Captain Breadstick! Forest are NAILED ON for the CL.

Maybe we should do whatever the fuck we want as well and just have talks with uefa about a payoff?

I signed up to LinkedIn to read my gaffers profile, screenshot all the stupidity so I could post it in the work group chat and deleted my account.

LinkedIn has been a home of bullshit and dick waving for years. 'on the way to work this morning my 2 year old said to me, daddy we are so fortunate to have you and I feel I should give my pocket money to homeless people' Aye fuck. Off.

I think elements of that are true, but or directed by Trump. Trump can de facto use tariffs to exert his executive power and feel like the big man. When it comes to Trump, there is only one word that matters, Trump. The world is literally being fucked by his narcissism. Like I said many times before, the puzzle for me is how anybody can not be repulsed by his pathological narcissism, it's not normally deemed an attractive quality.

Comes across as a good lad who loves winding people up. What's not to like.

“The interview you’ve all been waiting for/never thought you’d see” etc etc 😏 https://archive.is/4fg99

ah, I didn’t realise that was an option. i predicted every remaining result like a sad twat

Best left back to ever play for us was Alan Kennedy by some distance, Hall has great potential and could be a good second.

Forest running 15 points ahead of their expected points. We're running almost 6 points ahead, but Forest are having a breakout season that is driven massively by short term positive variance.

Can a mod please change @LondonBlue's avatar to the above image. TIA.