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These are playing like they're furious Southampton got relegated first.

Rubbish from Isak, zero goals so far. Reports in Italian press that Arsenal have made contact with the club over a £100m offer for Murphy.

I love how you then come and post them on here.

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Compliment her for showing solidarity with the slag. Need any more relationship advice just ask. Happy to help.

Murphy has lost his way. Wasn't even close to hitting the post.

Just put on MNF, just Jones, 'Carra' and Bellamy laughing at how many goals Southampton have conceded now they're relegated and laughing at other all time poor PL teams like Swindon. I'd fucking love to see them all shits and giggles if one of their own beloved teams went pear shaped and got relegated. What a pack of cunts these are on sky.

On a similar note in the 2012-13 season Van Persie was offside 13 times, Luis Suarez 24 times, Gareth Bale 26 times and Papiss Cisse 164 times in front of the Gallowgate and 122 in front of the Leazes end.

"That's a lot of imagines there, la."

Must be a Nissan factory on backshift in Leicester

How did he do in the other 37 games?

2-1 to us, Steve Walsh with a last minute OG.

Dorty bastard.

Gloomy’s reign to go the same way as Richard III’s.

Our last game was last Wednesday evening, surely a courtier could have been despatched to undertake the VITAL task. Verging on treason this, Charles 1st vibes tbh.

About time, doddery old regal cunt.

Murphy 😂😂

Agreed, I think its a good thing though. A low stress, low intensity away win where we didnt even really need to try hard to get three points after a weekend where other results went our way. Just what we needed, no more or less.

Fills my heart with joy to see him fail. That’s for always scoring past us with Man Utd, the cunt

Love his drumming on this classic

I'm gonna need to see sources for this. I googled it and the only thing I can find is it being posted to a Facebook group called GO WARRIORS GO! by a bloke calling himself "Born Face" who has a picture of himself in his Man United top as his user picture. Is "Born Face" your source? Follow up question: are you in the GO WARRIORS GO! Facebook group?

Leeds Adam Pearson. You're just the Leeds Adam Pearson.

5-0. Osula, Isak, Gordon, Murphy, BIG DAN FUCKING BURN!

That list of clubs pure agent bollocks.

The car park awaits

Dorty bastard.

Nice easy 3 points.

Get Miley to take his dinner money off him.

I'll tell my lass. She was disgusted with "slag".

If Van Dick had that shot the sky commentary area at the ground would be splattered with with white wee wee.

Cant see Panda Pop without thinking of this…

Speech given by French Senator Claude Malhuret. This was a month ago but it completely passed me by and is getting shared a lot today. Mr. President, Mr. Prime Minister, Ladies and Gentlemen Ministers, My dear colleagues, Europe is at a critical turning point in its history. The American shield is crumbling, Ukraine risks being abandoned, Russia strengthened. Washington has become the court of Nero, a fiery emperor, submissive courtiers and a ketamine-fueled jester in charge of purging the civil service. This is a tragedy for the free world, but it is first and foremost a tragedy for the United States. Trump’s message is that there is no point in being his ally since he will not defend you, he will impose more customs duties on you than on his enemies and will threaten to seize your territories while supporting the dictatorships that invade you. The king of the deal is showing what the art of the deal is all about for a doormat. He thinks he will intimidate China by lying down before Putin, but Xi Jinping, faced with such a shipwreck, is probably accelerating preparations for the invasion of Taiwan. Never in history has a President of the United States capitulated to the enemy. Never has anyone supported an aggressor against an ally. Never has anyone trampled on the American Constitution, issued so many illegal decrees, dismissed judges who could have prevented him from doing so, dismissed the military general staff in one fell swoop, weakened all checks and balances, and taken control of social media. This is not an illiberal drift, it is the beginning of the confiscation of democracy. Let us remember that it took only one month, three weeks and two days to bring down the Weimar Republic and its Constitution. I have faith in the strength of American democracy, and the country is already protesting. But in one month, Trump has done more harm to America than in four years of his last presidency. We were at war with a dictator, now we are fighting a dictator backed by a traitor. Eight days ago, at the very moment that Trump was rubbing Macron’s back in the White House, the United States voted at the UN with Russia and North Korea against the Europeans demanding the withdrawal of Russian troops. Two days later, in the Oval Office, the military service shirker was giving war hero Zelensky lessons in morality and strategy before dismissing him like a groom, ordering him to submit or resign. Tonight, he took another step into infamy by stopping the delivery of weapons that had been promised. What to do in the face of this betrayal? The answer is simple: face it. And first of all, let’s not be mistaken. The defeat of Ukraine would be the defeat of Europe. The Baltic States, Georgia, Moldova are already on the list. Putin’s goal is to return to Yalta, where half the continent was ceded to Stalin. The countries of the South are waiting for the outcome of the conflict to decide whether they should continue to respect Europe or whether they are now free to trample on it. What Putin wants is the end of the order put in place by the United States and its allies 80 years ago, with its first principle being the prohibition of acquiring territory by force. This idea is at the very source of the UN, where today Americans vote in favor of the aggressor and against the attacked, because the Trumpian vision coincides with that of Putin: a return to spheres of influence, the great powers dictating the fate of small countries. Mine is Greenland, Panama and Canada, you are Ukraine, the Baltics and Eastern Europe, he is Taiwan and the China Sea. At the parties of the oligarchs of the Gulf of Mar-a-Lago, this is called “diplomatic realism.” So we are alone. But the talk that Putin cannot be resisted is false. Contrary to the Kremlin’s propaganda, Russia is in bad shape. In three years, the so-called second largest army in the world has managed to grab only crumbs from a country three times less populated. Interest rates at 25%, the collapse of foreign exchange and gold reserves, the demographic collapse show that it is on the brink of the abyss. The American helping hand to Putin is the biggest strategic mistake ever made in a war. The shock is violent, but it has a virtue. Europeans are coming out of denial. They understood in one day in Munich that the survival of Ukraine and the future of Europe are in their hands and that they have three imperatives. Accelerate military aid to Ukraine to compensate for the American abandonment, so that it holds, and of course to impose its presence and that of Europe in any negotiation. This will be expensive. It will be necessary to end the taboo of the use of frozen Russian assets. It will be necessary to circumvent Moscow’s accomplices within Europe itself by a coalition of only the willing countries, with of course the United Kingdom. Second, demand that any agreement be accompanied by the return of kidnapped children, prisoners and absolute security guarantees. After Budapest, Georgia and Minsk, we know what agreements with Putin are worth. These guarantees require sufficient military force to prevent a new invasion. Finally, and this is the most urgent, because it is what will take the most time, we must build the neglected European defence, to the benefit of the American umbrella since 1945 and scuttled since the fall of the Berlin Wall. It is a Herculean task, but it is on its success or failure that the leaders of today’s democratic Europe will be judged in the history books. Friedrich Merz has just declared that Europe needs its own military alliance. This is to recognize that France has been right for decades in arguing for strategic autonomy. It remains to be built. It will be necessary to invest massively, to strengthen the European Defence Fund outside the Maastricht debt criteria, to harmonize weapons and munitions systems, to accelerate the entry into the Union of Ukraine, which is today the leading European army, to rethink the place and conditions of nuclear deterrence based on French and British capabilities, to relaunch the anti-missile shield and satellite programs. The plan announced yesterday by Ursula von der Leyen is a very good starting point. And much more will be needed. Europe will only become a military power again by becoming an industrial power again. In a word, the Draghi report will have to be implemented. For good. But the real rearmament of Europe is its moral rearmament. We must convince public opinion in the face of war weariness and fear, and especially in the face of Putin’s cronies, the extreme right and the extreme left. They argued again yesterday in the National Assembly, Mr Prime Minister, before you, against European unity, against European defence. They say they want peace. What neither they nor Trump say is that their peace is capitulation, the peace of defeat, the replacement of de Gaulle Zelensky by a Ukrainian Pétain at the beck and call of Putin. Peace for the collaborators who have refused any aid to the Ukrainians for three years. Is this the end of the Atlantic Alliance? The risk is great. But in the last few days, the public humiliation of Zelensky and all the crazy decisions taken in the last month have finally made the Americans react. Polls are falling. Republican lawmakers are being greeted by hostile crowds in their constituencies. Even Fox News is becoming critical. The Trumpists are no longer in their majesty. They control the executive, the Parliament, the Supreme Court and social networks. But in American history, the freedom fighters have always prevailed. They are beginning to raise their heads. The fate of Ukraine is being played out in the trenches, but it also depends on those in the United States who want to defend democracy, and here on our ability to unite Europeans, to find the means for their common defense, and to make Europe the power that it once was in history and that it hesitates to become again. Our parents defeated fascism and communism at great cost. The task of our generation is to defeat the totalitarianisms of the 21st century. Long live free Ukraine, long live democratic Europe.

Best cover my arse then, you'll be all over it!

Aye Priceless.

As I said elsewhere we need to give this lot a ritual, intentions defining twatting. 4-0 to us.

Nice to hear a TV commentator calling us "United" but this was before Sky's football rebrand

Hell on all day. We went on the Berwick supporters bus, booked on months before for an end of season treat, that’s the only reason we were there. I sometimes wonder how today’s youngsters would’ve faired during the last three games of that season

What a fuckin day that was….

0-2 Lascelles hatrick

Whoever we are linked with and whatever they look like as players to us now, we can't judge them until they've been Eddie'd.

Dorty bastard.

Well done, Big Mitch finally does something.

I’m not sure if he is taking his responsibilities seriously now the big shot has landed the title winning game.

See the union, Craig, there should be more than two of you, it's not right or safe.