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I have had no media for almost a month. I am not a gambler but I found four unscratched lottery tickets. The third one I scratched, I fucking won $25,000. The Mrs. and myself have had quite the adventure since. We made our way back home last night. First we flew off to Vancouver and went to Whistler, British Columbia and spent two weeks on the mountain. Then flew to Kingston for four nights and then finished off in Nassau, Bahamas. From there we went to Seattle for a night and then rented a car and drove the complete highway 101. This morning I awoke, fired up the youtube and sat back and watched the match and parade. Unbelievable scenes! I am so proud of the club and the players. Absolute legends. I have the biggest smile I have had in a long time.

It may well be but I have reported Wyki for the following reason: "Because Fish didn't have the stones to follow through on the joke" I hope the cunt gets banned tbh.

This is genuinely pretty accurate

Hot Mitch Summer

No need, I have the list right here: 1) LTA - Repeat offender, reporting everything MF and Wyki posted. 2) Me - Joking around about Wyki 3) Wyki - being a fucking dirty grass.

Wyki in turn reported you for reporting him All of which confirms to me that checking the thing once every couple of months is more than enough.

Watching the second half of Rangers v Bilbao, local polis hearing complaints of a man molesting the visiting fans asking them if they really hate the mags anaarl and are just pretending to like them and talking about football strips and origin myths.

@wykikitoon - you fucking grass.

Just came across this article in the Guardian about Robledo: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/apr/08/george-robledo-newcastle-great-scoring-record-overseas Apparently still holds the record for the most goals scored in a top flight season in England for a foreign born player. Ahead of even Henry and Salah.

"yOu haVe mY fUlL SupPOrT¡¡¡"

Daily Mail: ‘Huge blow’ Every football fan in the country:

He'll have loved it when they got pegged back.

Fucking hell https://x.com/footyhumour/status/1910414512093606293?s=46

Well I don’t know because like most of their recent announcements they haven’t worked out the details. My role is quite niche so I might be ok. There’s literally me and one other person doing what I do in the whole of the civil service, let alone the department. But at the very least there’s bound to be a lot of people I know who will be. It’s pure politics too imo. Once again trying to appeal to people who would never vote for them whilst alienating people who otherwise would

"Och aye hen, I dinnae mind admittun that I'm wrang noo and again. But he's a sexy mother fucker right enough, ken whit ah mean? Thanks fer the support big man. Fancy a wee dram?" THE END!

We should get these exported and exposed on the forum. See who the main grasses are and then kick their fucking heads right off their shoulders.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6269182/2025/04/10/bournemouth-psr-premier-league-rules/ In which Bournemouth get around a cast iron breach of PSR by writing off a £70+m loan from a shareholder, and treating the write off as income to be offset against its PSR. This isn't a they might have breached or they might not. Take this one transaction out of their calc, and it's points deduction time. The Premier League: ✅ Nothing to see here.

We'll get back to you in the standard 6-8 weeks

The urge to report this post is fucking crushing.

Yeah half the league will be after him for that and he'll have his pick. We should be in for him just to see if we can, as an option with Isak he'd be perfect. You look at chelsea, and man u (the two biggest links Ive seen for him) and they can offer him money but not much else. we've got an upwardly mobile club and a coach with a proven record of devloping players (not even just young ones) to playing at an incredibly high standard. We're a good option.

Are you having a turn?

My dad reckons he's now wearing a jet black wig, he's bought a Tesla, and he now steeples his fingers when he talks to anyone on the estate.

In every other strand of the multiverse Steve Bruce is just a bloke with a big kite who never made it as a footballer, who spends his days in the bookies in stained track b's and walks everywhere with a carrier bag in his hand. Goes to the bingo every night with Janice, but doesn't play, and just stares straight ahead of him with his mouth hanging open. We had to live in the one strand where he's a public figure.

Our name came up again with McCoist and the commentator talking about us beating Rangers, winning the fairs cup then winning the league cup a couple of weeks ago. Bilbao black cat: "That's got fuck all to do with this match!!! Why dint ya mention the lads giving them tha strips and almust certainly founding their club? Eh? Mention Sunalin! Go on! Mention the lads, ah dare ya! Ah double dare ya! FTM!!"

Wilson to sign next

Hope your job is safe Alex. And I'm sure you're right, the dickheads are continuing the job of the Tories and Musk and demonising civil servants. The stupid cunts will probably make a load of people redundant and then have to pay consultants three or four times the amount to get work done.

Yeah I don’t mind admitting that I’m wrong on the odd occasion that I am, unlike our Gemma who is legendarily wrong 90% of the time on here then tries to act as if he knows more than any other fucker.. it’s a bizarre persona to adopt but I still love the cunt

Nothing we didn't know, but what a horrible bloke.

Reported

Done.

Aye:

"See you? See your granny? We used to have a painting of her in our dressing room at Ibrox, there you are."

I'm surprised and a bit disappointed CT never offered up any financial/crypto advice on one of his friendly chats with your folks?

The manliest tariffs you ever seen

They’re a good bunch, the Bilbao lot.

Lovely atmosphere at work today. Very noble of Pat McFadden to lead from the front too.

These were the village elders when our family moved to Scotland. They’re pictured at the prize giving for “most improved speech by thon wee English bastard”

seeing as it's gemmill I'm gonna your original statement my full support anyway.

Really? Tonali and Bruno might be ahead of him in the pecking order, but I think Joelinton is the hardest profile to replace. Big, powerful, tenacious, defensive instincts, decent technically and all that good stuff. But with the added bonus of his personality, friendships and loyalty to Newcastle.

im no royalist meself but in fairness to willy, if he managed to push the plug faced, ashley apologist cunt out of a job I'd buy meself a little plastic union jack flag and start attending royal weddings..... https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-aston-villa-lose-to-psg-rest-lose-to-rio-ferdinand-tnt-sports

Tesla stock up a hefty amount, I notice. Almost like this was designed to make a select group even richer while fucking over everyone else

I hope the cunt gets bankrupt

When certain players say the likes of Bruce are their favourite managers to work under, it’s just because Bruce would let them go out on the lash every weekend

"What the fuck are you doing? I haven't done anything wrong!!" "Nothing to worry about, sir, just a bit of tactical containment."