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Look like a great stand for putting phones and recording up skirts which is perfect for the absolute nonces that wear balenciaga.

And everyone cheered ??

2-0 Brentford. This is the result that matters tonight. Great stuff. Improbable runs from near relegation one season to CL qualification the next aren't for everyone.

Just asked my in laws Wiss-a score is Hahahhajajajja

Prophetic hopefully

Can we suspend @Gemmill for tonight before he jinxes all the results we’re looking for?

Hope I haven't jinxed it but I had to put that on.

You might laugh but:

Was in a restaurant this afternoon in Siena. Group of yanks in. All seemed chilled but we're pissing about over deserts etc. Waiter was a bit impatient and seemed stressed. He walked passed us I smiled at him and he said in a low voice 'fucking Trump wankers' 😂

Come on, give it to Tindall.

This is so timely, I've been looking for a new pair of cuntpunters.

TBF you get pelters for most things you say on here.

Things you’d like to see…

Palace away for Forest next. That's not an easy one either. I really would rather these made it in than Chelsea but we can't really afford to be choosy when it comes to who we'd like to see drop points.

On a brighter note it got to ten to eight and I thought I’d put that bet on….hadn’t realised Forest v Brentford kicked off at 7:45pm though so that’s quite a relief now 😅

FFS, silly hobbitsis.

Soccer Saturday Studio! The new Paul Merson.

Eddie isn’t picking Osula exclusively as a central striker next season. He’s the reason we might not get a right winger. Furthermore, a recent study has shown that speculation about potential transfer activity is one of the most pointless activities known to man. Thinking you know better than those who are aware of budget levels and second guessing actual football professionals re squad requirements has been shown to be extremely bad for your mental health Having said that Mbeumo at 60 mill is likely out of our reach. Expect him to go to Chelsea for £120 mill

Denial EVERYWHERE. The facts are out lads. You far right wing lads need to just pipe down. Re Olise btw, there was a vague story for 30 seconds that we liked him and no sooner had it been mentioned, he signed for Bayern. Doesn't quite compare with our months long, very public pursuit of Guehi. But I understand that this is a difficult moment for some of you, and you might need to lash out for a bit. I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourselves.

Robin Robin’s mate isn’t he ??

Could we please have KCG arrested for being a serial rapist?

You'd have got longer odds if you'd gone for a Spurs win.

Wanting it to happen and betting on it to happen..... #kissofdeath Good luck!

I haven’t, but Gloomy didn’t get where he is today just on raw talent and personality.

I can't believe we won't be in for another striker. Wilson is finished and Osula isn't a suitable back up for Isak. Barnes or Gordon can play on the RW as back up but we have nobody to deputise for Isak as thing stand.

Can't be overstated how fucking outrageous it is that one of those two appalling sides are getting to play in Europe's Premier competition next season. They've been, by every measure, awful. Still rather Spurs won the whole thing though. The less money Rolling into Old Trafford, the more batshit decisions Sir Jim will make.

Spurs 100%. I dislike spurs but I HATE man u. Also itll be funny as fuck if ange does in fact win a trophy as he promised and then fucks off anyway after the season theyve had.

Is that KCG?

Yeah Savage glossed over it in the commentary the fuckin sheep bothering cunt

Great lads Brentford.

I wouldn't be happy being a fat cunt either

If that's us qualifying for the CL in 16th place you'd never hear the end of it being 'through the back door'.

MF's hobby almost makes him blind.

They could do with another winger tbh.

Totally agree. He looked very good at RW last game. The best he's looked possibly and winger does seem to be his position. I'm mostly saying he's "reportedly" more of a striker because that's what has been said about him by the likes of Waugh at the Athletic (most recently). Personally, I think he looks more of a winger/inside forward type. I guess it's a matter of whether or not they believe the potential is there with him to develop into a first team player. There's still talk in the media about him potentially going on loan next season so I don't know what that indicates. It's all a bit strange. I like him. He does seem to have a lot of potential. I take the "he's very raw" rhetoric we're getting from the media via the club to be basically "we don't know let's wait and see". I'd be more than happy for the club to wait a season and let him develop without going in for another winger. But if you think that's going to stop me stirring the pot on the RW debate then dream on! "Bad for my mental health" describes most of my hobbies in one way or another.

Brentford? For sure. It's written in the stars since that Aston Villa boat sank on this very day during Toonpack's youth.

We definitely need a young, powerful RCB (Huijsen from Bournemouth would be my first choice but I think every club in the world wants him). We’ve been hearing Trafford rumours for 2 years. I’d still take him. He’ll be class when he matures. We also need a striker (who could also play on the wing) and a RW. I’m sure Big Mitch has it all under control….

I’ll be amazed if we don’t sign a RW this summer. With PSR hanging over us, and Mitchell in the chair, I expect gems to be unearthed at both CB and RW. I highly doubt we’ll be shopping in the Guehi/Mbueemo end of the market in either position. In fact, if we don’t sign a RW I’ll show my arse in Fenwicks window. No fat on these buns of steel btw

From Hope's latest, we have it in black and white that Eddie and Mitchell are prioritising a CB, and will get a RW with what's left of the budget. @Dr Gloom @Holden McGroin Read it and WEEP, fat boys!

But… but… they played the men’s game….so…..better….much…..pens….Fred West.

Heading back home. The kids are alright, they were rightly in awe of me. Transpennine has been great using them so far. This morning in first class got a decent full breakfast, all things considered. Until now. Train dalayed and ended up feeling like Bombay central with the crowds and the heat. Cattle class, seating reservations fucked, and I am sat next to a mackem twat woman I want to kill. She's been talking to her other half incessantly for 45 minutes now, her phone hogging the only charger whilst my battery is almost dead. Her fucking patter is so dull she almost makes Keith sound interesting. This is all shit, but what am thinking is, who the fuck is the cuckold on the other end of this mundane shitness? What man talks to his wife/gf/whatever on the phone for almost an hour so far at this point. She's middle aged and not attractive BTW. Might be a lezzer I guess but dont think so. Anyway, need my battery just to pay for shit and display my ticket nowadays. Laters*. * If there is news tonight of a murder on the TPE, Rayvin did it.

Great idea- not sure if it’ll help his knee, but it’ll cheer him up. Don’t forget to look him in the eyes as you swallow.

That means treating someone as if they are less important.