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Ditto Whitley bay town centre, but I have found the worlds best charity shop

For balance I work in Byker and I’m pretty sure I’m gay now.

Prediction alert!

Look like a great stand for putting phones and recording up skirts which is perfect for the absolute nonces that wear balenciaga.

The lass who lives around the corner from me is outrageous and I've just been out with the dog and there she is on a run in basically her underwear. Tremendous.

And everyone cheered ??

2-0 Brentford. This is the result that matters tonight. Great stuff. Improbable runs from near relegation one season to CL qualification the next aren't for everyone.

Just asked my in laws Wiss-a score is Hahahhajajajja

Prophetic hopefully

Renton digging a (small) hole in the sand and lying down on it to disguise his trouser turbulence.

Can we suspend @Gemmill for tonight before he jinxes all the results we’re looking for?

"ah could cut diamonds wi'it, ah tell thee!"

Hope I haven't jinxed it but I had to put that on.

Ahhh that's what we've been saying!

You might laugh but:

I’m from Wallsend and I’ve never done that. You mad bastard.

Was in a restaurant this afternoon in Siena. Group of yanks in. All seemed chilled but we're pissing about over deserts etc. Waiter was a bit impatient and seemed stressed. He walked passed us I smiled at him and he said in a low voice 'fucking Trump wankers' 😂

Come on, give it to Tindall.

This is so timely, I've been looking for a new pair of cuntpunters.

The sunshine clunge in Siena is next level. Perma hardon

TBF you get pelters for most things you say on here.

Things you’d like to see…

Palace away for Forest next. That's not an easy one either. I really would rather these made it in than Chelsea but we can't really afford to be choosy when it comes to who we'd like to see drop points.

On a brighter note it got to ten to eight and I thought I’d put that bet on….hadn’t realised Forest v Brentford kicked off at 7:45pm though so that’s quite a relief now 😅

FFS, silly hobbitsis.

Soccer Saturday Studio! The new Paul Merson.

Eddie isn’t picking Osula exclusively as a central striker next season. He’s the reason we might not get a right winger. Furthermore, a recent study has shown that speculation about potential transfer activity is one of the most pointless activities known to man. Thinking you know better than those who are aware of budget levels and second guessing actual football professionals re squad requirements has been shown to be extremely bad for your mental health Having said that Mbeumo at 60 mill is likely out of our reach. Expect him to go to Chelsea for £120 mill

Denial EVERYWHERE. The facts are out lads. You far right wing lads need to just pipe down. Re Olise btw, there was a vague story for 30 seconds that we liked him and no sooner had it been mentioned, he signed for Bayern. Doesn't quite compare with our months long, very public pursuit of Guehi. But I understand that this is a difficult moment for some of you, and you might need to lash out for a bit. I'm just here to make sure you don't hurt yourselves.

I once went for a pub crawl along Wallsend High Street when I lived down there. Didn’t see a full set of teeth the whole night- that’s not individually either, I mean in total.

Robin Robin’s mate isn’t he ??

Could we please have KCG arrested for being a serial rapist?

You'd have got longer odds if you'd gone for a Spurs win.

Restraining order on it's way, no doubt.

Wanting it to happen and betting on it to happen..... #kissofdeath Good luck!

Plenty of students walking around Durham Uni today like it's the catwalks of Milan

I haven’t, but Gloomy didn’t get where he is today just on raw talent and personality.

Can't be overstated how fucking outrageous it is that one of those two appalling sides are getting to play in Europe's Premier competition next season. They've been, by every measure, awful. Still rather Spurs won the whole thing though. The less money Rolling into Old Trafford, the more batshit decisions Sir Jim will make.

Great lads Brentford.

I wouldn't be happy being a fat cunt either

Brentford? For sure. It's written in the stars since that Aston Villa boat sank on this very day during Toonpack's youth.

We definitely need a young, powerful RCB (Huijsen from Bournemouth would be my first choice but I think every club in the world wants him). We’ve been hearing Trafford rumours for 2 years. I’d still take him. He’ll be class when he matures. We also need a striker (who could also play on the wing) and a RW. I’m sure Big Mitch has it all under control….

I’ll be amazed if we don’t sign a RW this summer. With PSR hanging over us, and Mitchell in the chair, I expect gems to be unearthed at both CB and RW. I highly doubt we’ll be shopping in the Guehi/Mbueemo end of the market in either position. In fact, if we don’t sign a RW I’ll show my arse in Fenwicks window. No fat on these buns of steel btw

From Hope's latest, we have it in black and white that Eddie and Mitchell are prioritising a CB, and will get a RW with what's left of the budget. @Dr Gloom @Holden McGroin Read it and WEEP, fat boys!

I drove through Wallsend high street if anyone's attracted to the weird characters from labyrinth?

But… but… they played the men’s game….so…..better….much…..pens….Fred West.

That means treating someone as if they are less important.