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Some patronising and misogynistic stuff in this thread I'm disappointed to see. Anyway, I'll be getting my flag out in support of the women's team. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Well they fucking are now. Son’s crying now, nice one.

Fucking killing me these warm nights....

A lad from Nice with dreadlocks? If he does step overs then there’s going to be a fake bogan gushing at their imaginary flaps somewhere. Farken.

TICKETS PLEASE!

Considering his jersey he probably thought he was a female keeper.

Probably not for you though.

Look, it's low hanging fruit, I'll give you that but you bring it on yourself. You might as well just own it now and not bite each and every time it's referenced.

after we played chelsea at the back end of the season me and me mate stopped off at the wetherby whaler and took our fish and chips down by the river to eat. this bloke wandered past our picnic bench and we both noticed him really eyeing me up, not unpleasantly, more in recognition. 5 minutes later he reappeared and stopped by our bench and asked me if I was on my way to the horse fair. it would appear you're more likely to spot me in appleby than keswick, well at least according to that cheeky yorkshire cunt anyway.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMS74A-NgYr/ just incase you missed it yesterday.

And the goals. Just the nets would make things worse imo

This fucking thread

"It was a case of little arms, big save at Wembley tonight...."

Regroup in the next window when we might already be out of the League cup, Champions league and be sitting mid table? Howe performed miracles getting us into the CL by the skin of our teeth. It's unforgivable if we don't capitalise on that

There was that many subs he just got a bit confused and thought he was actually coming on as a surb and did that running jump/invisible header that players used to do coming out of the tunnel onto the pitch.

whoever is of a mind to protest will be long dead before these fucking sloths get round to announcing their intentions.

@Christmas Tree

But we were ok to sign Ekiteke? 🤔

Thankfully I got no reply

“Tragedy struck this evening as a 20 yard thunderbastard hit the new smaller net for t’birds in the Euros catapulting into the crowd and killing a man and wounding three others.”

Trafford was a kid at city for years to be fair, if he wants to go play for them instead of a us then it’s not a big slight on us

Saw his fat useless arse in the mirror maybe

6 weeks to go and counting. howe is clearly as unhappy as benitez was. its actually getting quite amusing now, if this was an ashley window bearing in mind the previous failures to strengthen the first team people would be fucking livid. couldn't quite get it over the line, we tried, etc etc

It's too hard to choose.

The goals are too big for them and the ball's too heavy. Difficult to understand where these cries of misogyny are coming from. As far as I can see, you're just trying to help these ditzy bitches.

Small degree of perspective needed. Yes it was a howler, and not his first ... but he's also pulled off some class saves in his time here - the one from Jones in the Carabao Cup final for one. Goalkeepers live and die by their saves / fuck ups. It's pre-season and it's gaining additional focus from the protracted James Trafford saga. Howe clearly rates Pope.

Whoop whoop. THE BANTER BUS just pulled onto Main Street.

my brother managed to find one midweek. when I spoke to him last night he was still rejoicing in his incredible good fortune.

We won a cup last season and this year we are in The Champions League. We have one of the best managers, centre midfield and strikers around. Honestly lads, enjoy these times, we’ve been utterly tragic for years. Stop fucking pissing your pants, we’ll be ok.

"He's going nowhere. Not even to our own pre-season friendlies".

Fucking thick cunts

Here Clarkson and May, I was taking the piss.

aye. they're just shit at football.

Hope they crash and burn, the cunts.

I'm amazed he hadn't managed to secure 9 spares.

Doesn't look good for Dougle's prediction. Didn't even make it to midnight. What a CUNT!

Fishnets amirite?

And Spanish music, why are maracas called what they are, eh eh.