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For all you perverts who want to see what CT’s daughter really looks like I’ve managed to remove the emoji to get her real face.

Daughter No 3 had a canny week. Passed her degree with a dissertation on Newcastle United and today went along to the signing event at the club shop. She was expecting it to be made up of some of our lesser players but was instead greeted by Willock, Trippier, Bruno and Tonali. After a long queue of people with shirts, they were quite stumped when she rocked up with her dissertation to be signed They all asked a few questions about it (Trippier slipped her his mobile no) and they posed for a few photos.

She looks dead happy.

He'll fit right in at Liverpool on the basis that he looks like an utter cunt.

Ah my cousin who works down in Kenya would have loved a plumbing joke or two He blessed the drains down in Africa

🎶 Gem says, 'stay away fools!' 'cos he rules, and his knees are knacked. 🎵

Must confess to being a bit jealous!

Is the presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

That thread is unbearable near enough 3000 posts about a player they decreed as shit who is now worth more than their entire club. Apparently Howe, taking a team from a position no team had ever survived relegation from to the CL and beyond, us merely riding the crest of a wave. For 3 1/2 years. Some surfer is Eddie. Idiots As for our Wissa deal, we're only doing g that to distract from Xahka apparently. Aye mate, that's how football works, you absolute mentalist.

Even Messi is allowed an off-day. VO2 Max in the top 30% for my age and gender according to Garmin. So up yours, fatty! I'll fucking trap you! I'll fucking scare you! I'll fucking stone you!

Suds giving his first report to the Sporting Director.

hopefully he's better than his namesake

Never before has someone who never set foot in Liverpool looked so much like someone who has never left Liverpool. Fucking flared trackies man, what a tit

Good job they scribble their shirt number on

The fucking bag

They were able to scrape a few pound together by cancelling the team BBQ and letting Doris the cleaner go

Bruno Fernandes enters the chat.

@Christmas Tree has left the chat.

Have you read it, CT? HAVE YA FUCK YOU LIAR!

A true one off. As good a front man as anyone. We'll never see his likes again...

Actually I realise I’ve chosen a photo that would endear him to the mackems more than anything. Sets abewt black lads? Eyz alreyt by me, marra.

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The way that tit Romano and now some other journos word their tweets does my head in; player wants only this, players will join only that. Like texts teenagers barely passing their grades would send to each other.

he's gone to liverpool. there's every chance his house will be robbed, he'll be mugged in the street, stabbed, shot, set on fire then mowed down by a ford galaxy. the french cunt.

Why change a losing strategy?

I am really interested to understand our transfer logic. The guy is supposedly up for 40m, so we lowball them at 25m. What is the actual point man, they are never going to accept that.

I'm finding it really hard to remain fair and balanced on this lad. I'm subconsciously convincing myself he's going to be a massive flop. There's just something about his cockiness, his time at PSG, the whole looking like a cunt thing.

CT's tracking him on his flight app.

Gemmill bad at football? I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked

Didn't go. He was too scared to leave the house

Some of us have witnessed you play ... or lean against the goalposts. Next!

28 going on 48

28 he was here by the way. He looks like someone's dad showing up at his kid's five a side

His stylist is Catherine Tate

It's about time we had representation from the giraffe community

The pop crazed youngsters are missing a 20 minute Kulkarni tribute about this. 😞

Lots of Black Sabbath stuff is fucking class. Absolutely groundbreaking stuff as well

Let's be honest, it's a miracle he's lasted this long with the mad bastard life he had, and good on him for living it

Ghislaine Maxwell has “committed suicide” in about 2 weeks… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgjg9j0l7j9o

Yes he's a striker not a midfielder but how the fuck do our players go for only pisstake fees compared to everybody else? Longstaff, younger, loads of PL experience plus CL experience ten million, older striker, AWOL in the winter for the African cup, 'we're looking forty mill, guv'? ASM only £25m to Saudi and he was probably in our top three players when he went and only 25 or so?

Meet our new Sporting Director, Alain Pardinho:

i wish him all the worst

Apart from that purple patch when he first came Willock has only consistently looked good when he played as the left sided midfielder and Joelinton was the left winger. In Howe’s first full season here both those players had a great understanding and interchanged really well. With Willock often looking more like the winger and Joelinton covering. I do agree with Gloom that Willock is a confidence player but he’s a bit one dimensional (strong running, quick, very attack oriented) and I’m just not sure he fits the system anymore or where he gets that confidence back through a decent run as a starter. If he does go we need two CMs though with Longstaff away now too.

there could be 60+ games next season. there is plenty of football to go around

of course they do!

Keynote speaker ??

Supposedly mates with him but doesn't even know what club he was at?

That’s the other side to PSR. It absolutely fucks the match going fans financially. Which inevitably leads to an even more staid and gentrified atmosphere / experience over time. The impact on associated merchandise too. The cost of kits and so on. It’s just silly at this point and it’s only going to get worse