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With that this beardy cnt is away back to being a recluse, I look forward to your next Christmas letter. Have a good holiday with Tonali tracking his man this weekend (last night...fuck me) ChristmasTree unveils a new creepy hobby Renton can upload all the stained glass window photos he likes Special gift for ewerk and g-man

tindall's I heard.

If we play like we can, we can win. If we play like we also can, we can lose.

And btw the negativity in the match threads on here is off the fucking charts at the minute. And not just if we go behind. If we start a game and things don't immediately go our way, it's toys getting flung all over the shop. And if we do go behind, fucking hell. I was watching the match and flicking through here yesterday and thinking wtf am I bothering reading this for. Fine if that's the way it is now, but I think I'll stop bothering when the games are on. It used to be decent craic on here during matches, people joking on and being able to cope in the absence of absolute gameday perfection from minute 1 to minute 90.

Wissa is fucking ill now ffs? What next man? Pregnant?

Was chatting with an old friend yesterday, she was over for visit from her home in Vancouver where she’s lived for years now. She was saying that prior to Drumpf’s tariff bullshit, the west coast of Canada would do most of its local trade with the west coast of US, same on the east coast, simply because it was easier than trading internally due to the vast distances involved. Carney is now leading a push to increase internal Canadian trade massively. ( She mentioned that people just don’t realise how big Canada is, noting that the distance from where we were ( Whitley Bay) to Toronto is only a bit more than the distance from Vancouver to Toronto). Given how patriotic Canadians are, I really hope they keep this up, even when MM dies and the Right are locked up.

It must be totally exhausting being these cunts like

I can take no credit here beyond asking for help tbh, its all Ant. He's a good egg.

Sorry, but you are not registered to play. Neither is Gemmill.

Could be morning sickness for all we know. Mat leave til August.

Wierd watching experience for me yesterday. First half was utter torture I hated every second, to the extent I was going to skip the second half. But then I had a word with myself, remembered we were playing in the Champions League and resolved to just try and enjoy the experience. Worked for 40 minutes YMMV but for me after so many years of drudgery Im just going to try and appreciate the journey we are on

For the life of me, I cannot understand why any European would want to set foot in the US at the moment. It has absolutely nothing to offer Europe hasn't got, it is insanely expensive, it is a neo fascist state, it is openly hostile towards us, and now it wants our toontastic accounts. I'd go so far to say that any Brit holidaying there is a TRAITOR.

I think you are underestimating how big a worldwide star he is, and the appeal he would have in the Saudi league. He's the current premier league player of the year - Saudi clubs would be in a bidding war for his signature Sickening that Liverpool will come out on top again, but that's the reality

You know though, that with all of the mystique built up around Salah and Liverpool, if a Saudi team came in with £100m the PL would shrug it's shoulders and go, yeah that looks like fair market value to me, why not. And not a word would be spoken against it by any of the mainstream football media.

excuses in early. “It was the ref, marra. Colewsion!”

Site is flying now. Might even post a photo of my breakfast this morning to test the suspension a bit

If nowt else, this campaign has taught us that we can absolutely mix it in the CL, even from Pot 4. We just need to get back into the fucker now.

Oh no. However will we survive without your AI generated masterpieces?

Big shout out to our own Ant and Dec though for sorting the board out for tonight. Cheers @Andrewand @Ant

I watched last night's match on premier sports, which I'm gonna take a punt on being from the emerald isle being as every fucker on it, commentators, pundits etc were all irish. didn't know who any of them were barring shay given but the cunts mentioned on numerous occasions the rat's lack of a preseason. fucking pathetic man at this point. at 26 year old I was smoking enough cannabis to keep howard marks very busy, dropping enough acid to make albert hoffman proud of his achievements and liberty caps were struggling to produce enough spores to keep me in psilocybin. on top of that, if every fucking adult in this country had simultaneously packed in drinking I would've singlehandedly kept all the breweries ticking over at a reasonable profit. I was making a canny attempt at getting me leg over most nights too. despite that I'd have been fucking mortified with meself if an elite football club with all its trainers, facilities, dieticians and sports scientists etc couldn't have licked me in to shape in four months never mind a young bloke who's spent most of his life as a professional footballer. have some fucking dignity man and stop making excuses for the skinny fucking cunt and tell the truth. he's not suffering because he missed half a dozen friendly kick abouts with newcastle in july, he's turned to shit because of his own fucking disgusting attitude.

When we are perceived as a top tier club and competing on salaries.

Cheapest ticket for the final will be £3,000. I hope this world cup is a massive fucking flop.

Get the UK in while we’re at it

In rural Canada that's a normal distance to drive for your groceries.

I’m glad I brightened your day… … a bit.

I could watch Miley's goal over and over again btw. Absolutely class and mint that it's a 19 year old local lad doing it at that level.

said it in the other thread but the only area where ramsdale looks better to me is his distribution. it's a small sample size but i'd bring pope back in based on what i've seen from ramsdale so far.

One thing I think that comes up a lot in criticism btw is this bit about us giving the ball away too much etc. IMO that happens because we're trying to break the lines by moving it quickly and taking risks - it's the consequence of not just playing it sideways. Yes it fails sometimes, yes we could get better at it, but that's a calculated risk we seem to have decided to take. And tbh, I actually think we're pretty good at it. We could get better, but you can see that we're really trying to be direct most of the game.

I agree with this. If people want to use the match threads to vent and moan fair enough. It's not for me though

Us getting through in the top 8 wouldn't even have been considered at the start of the season. We've got a really good chance of getting through via the playoffs, and that's class. Howe is once again the victim of his own success to an extent here, because people started to dream, and that dream became the expectation for some.

Why are you the fucking substitute police?

Before the game I’d have happily taken the draw and after the first half performance, absolutely would. But how we came out after the break, took the game to them, got the lead, hit the post twice and forced a brilliant save out of their keeper, it smarts a little to concede a late equaliser. But we shouldn’t forget the enormity of the competion or the opposition. This lot won at both Man City and Dortmund in the last two weeks. 10 points after 6 games is a great return as well.

Now I've figured out image posting again....

The axis of irrelevance

You had a feeling it was coming. But we can squarely blame this on Gemmil celebrating Mileys goal as “the winner”.

fucking hell man. mind you, the lass at the end who looks like morticia addams would get it, provided she kept her mouth shut until such time as I wanted it opened.

Yes I have somehow ended up with the derby thread. Thought I'd get this up early to allow those of the persuasion ample time to piss and shit themselves out before the game itself. Its away, its at 2pm, its on sunday.

Would be good to bring Canada into the EU/some manner of new entity that serves the same purpose over the long term. They could do with unshackling from the US as much as we could.

Yeah. Agreed. Bruno is exceptional at this. He is an exceptional player.

Has @Monkeys Fist got a new job?

I doubt we will have much choice in the matter if Livramento decides he wants to go the other way And much as I hate to say it, it would be a bizarre decision for him if he decided not to move if he got the chance Best we can do is protect ourselves by getting him to sign a new contract with a decent get our clause

Is it fair to acknowledge that we're having a harder time of the CL than the other PL teams because we're in pot 4? I know it's just one game that varies but it feels like if we were playing one additional 'shit tier' team, we'd have this in the bag.

what's the difference between wearside jack and a rtg user? nowt, they're both as thick as a castle wall.

I always post from my personal phone. At work

More importantly, do we reckon Howmanheyman was more of Sgt. Bash or Sir Killalot fan? And yes, I did have to google that.

These won their last 3 CL games without conceding. A 2-2 draw away is a decent result, and on another day we beat them with the chances we had. Id have snapped your hand off for a 2-2 when I thought we had conceded a penalty

I challenged Death to a pillow fight the other day. Big mistake because the reaper cushions were severe