Sima

Tin-pot trophy tbh and we got in through the back door iirc. Be careful though, I've seen them argue that the FA Cup isn't a top-flight trophy because teams from outside the top division can win it.

So do 99% of people probably. You'll never get the mackems admitting we've been more successful than Spurs in the last 10 years though Infact I'll give you their exact response

I might go over there and ask if they think Spurs are better than Arsenal. After all, Arsenal haven't won anything for three years and Spurs have just won the League Cup

I`ve missed something??? Possibly. It leads me to think what the SMB would be like if they had finished 4th, 3rd and 5th and reached the second group stage of the Champions League beating the likes of Juventus on the way. My conclusion judging by the suggestions over there of Sunderland possibly finishing 5th this season, doesn't really bear thinking about tbh

I like the SMB, it's nice to see equal opportunities for the less fortunate in a perversely liberal way. They cling onto this "deluded mag", "mag fuckwit" and "mag at work lulz!11!" thing like a new-born baby 99% of which are made up btw, of that I am sure It keeps me happy tbh

Violence

Didn't realise Dave Grohl played for us.

Just finished watching this. Excellent film, maybe not justifying totally the hype it is getting but its still brilliant Ledger is epic as The Joker as well.

So Dalglish is a better manager than Keegan? Glad we got that one sorted.

Juande Ramos is the best manager outside the top four, Newcastle United are in turmoil at every level WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

Voted for Moyes without any hesitation.

Pipe down a bit chump eh? I was replying to the ridiculous notion that the South has better sportsmen than the North. By using only one sport as your evidence against?

I wouldn't say the English in general, mainly the south. The rest are beyond shit, like. Think of the best English born team of the last 25 years of players born north of the midlands, and then do a southern one 352 Seaman, Woodgate, Bruce, Lawrenson* (born Preston before anyone pipes up), Gerrard, Scholes, Robson, Gazza, Waddle, Beardsley, Shearer against Shilton, Pearce, Adams, Butcher* (you can have him), Beckham, Lampard, Wilkins, Ince, Barnes* (you can have him), Ferdinand, Lineker who would win? case closed M'Lud Stevie deliberately missing out some of the better Southern players and bending the rules for the northern team. Not like him to bend arguments in his favour though.

The Cruiser would never do this, no matter how bat-shit crazy he is.

At least pick an attainable game........

Haha, Fergie dismissing Levy with ease.

Now there's a surprise.

Technology ay! Is any of our pre-season games on tv? The tournament in Mallorca is on Setanta

Battlefield is nowhere near as good as COD4 tbh

Berbatov

I'm crushed. Really.

A dutch regular squad member would be willing to come to Newcastle to be a squad player? Fucking hell

Guthrie? Energy and drive? If it's the same player that played for Bolton last year then you're in for a shock tbh

Thank fuck for that.