geordieshandy

Alka-seltzer and stella?

Me too, a different sort of gash altogether 96281[/snapback] Leading you in with your filthy minds

That's why you never hear me.

As all the best people are.

Made funnier since it's wee Gordan

I live to loaf, don't loaf to live.

Where's your source Rob, because tbh this sounds suprisingly like bull shit again! 96097[/snapback] 5m per 100 years does sound like crap like. It's much quicker than any of the reports I've ever heard on global warming. Maybe Rob's been taken in by a rising sea level email scam. 96102[/snapback] Come get your timeshare on higher ground type of affair

Expecting full report plus pictures

Solano is shite. 95831[/snapback] Milner coming back

I haven't got a clue which is which like. But I have heard Tweedy likes it up the arse. Can I say such hearsay (from the mouths of thousands of football fans) without getting the site closed down? 96031[/snapback] I believe that was a different group all together.

Don't use the lift 96027[/snapback] It'll be IN the lift if SLP's got his Lynx Effect going. Although if I was Beardsley, knowing what I know, I'd make him shower first. 96029[/snapback] Watersports at this time of day? Well, it is Friday I suppose

New training methods - 35mins

I'm going to be the sandwhich between him and Kathy Secker. He's getting his photo taken with some lads who got some certificates, my colleague organised it and said I can accost him. But no bum love. 96009[/snapback] Disappointing 96011[/snapback] I'm sorry. 96012[/snapback] Could you not just slip him one, on the sly like?

I'm going to be the sandwhich between him and Kathy Secker. He's getting his photo taken with some lads who got some certificates, my colleague organised it and said I can accost him. But no bum love. 96009[/snapback] Disappointing

That would be worth milking

"Well I don't know about the pope shitting in the woods but...."

Thank Crunchie

Fuck me, can't imagine what that would be like. It's bad enough having a stray lash.

Burnt cock skin and a lot of blood no doubt. I fyou can't make a good sarnie out of that then you've had too many fancy cakes tbh! 95749[/snapback] And also back to "Dr" Gillian.

Burnt cock skin and a lot of blood no doubt. I fyou can't make a good sarnie out of that then you've had too many fancy cakes tbh! 95749[/snapback] Tonight's tea tbh

Well of course.

You'd remember if you met me tbh. Cat(h)mag still has sleepless nights. 95728[/snapback] I'd say the same about myself, but perhaps not for the same reasons. 95734[/snapback] You can't whack a bit of modesty. 95738[/snapback] I can see a woosh coming on here.

Little angel, me 95737[/snapback] My dearest apologies

You'd remember if you met me tbh. Cat(h)mag still has sleepless nights. 95728[/snapback] I'd say the same about myself, but perhaps not for the same reasons.

Man fat? 95709[/snapback] I'll just throw them up there for you to score, eh Cath. 95716[/snapback] Rack 'em up 95719[/snapback] Obsessed? 95725[/snapback] By what? 95727[/snapback] Well what are you intending to "rack"?