micktoon

Sorry to put a downer on an otherwise canny thread, but, just watched the movie Bloody Sunday. If that portayal is how things happened or is even close to it, i'm embarrased to be english.

Yes sorry bout that, Germans are curent World champions at handball, wor lass sat through the whole bloody thing, still a weird fucking sport though

When is it out. I'm over in Newcastle in a couple of weeks and the game prices in the UK are a bit cheaper than over here in disneyland, sorry Denmark. Also the chances of getting a cricket game over here are the same as handball becoming popular in the UK, weird fucking sport.

Smart arses

After a bit of research and speaking to the Latin professor at the local teaching college i have found that the first of the translation is not actually latin and the actual correct translation is the one beginning "Noli Nothis....." So I'm off to tattoo land again.

Firstly everyone who thinks tatoos are for twats or could find great hilarity in me spelling this fucker wrong, please fuck off . Now heres the thing, for the anniversary of my 40th year on the planet i have decided to get my first non Toon based tattoo for years. What I am going to get is a phrase I've used, given to me by a long lost girlfriends dad, "don't let the bastards grind you down". Now I've always thought, as he told me, the latin for this was "Illegitimi Non Carborundum". However i've since learnt that the actual latin is"Noli nothis permittere te terere" Now where latin is concerned i'm screwed. So my question to all you intellectual types out there is which of the two phrases would be the correct and most importantly the most clever one to use. Help, help I've only got a week to work it out and to make the appointment.

Them Mackems will be learning to play football next.

Stone roses-adored

Sunday night, two bottles off wine, just finished watching Familiar to millions on full tilt. I'm either off to bed or going stick faithless in the dvd...............................

Aye knacked a bit. took four hours and my pain threshhold was passed at about two

Th one in the middle is the new one, the others a bit older, got four other Toon tattoos, slightly obssesive when it comes to tattoos, some get wiser as they get older i just get dafter.

Choked on me coke

type So: Cheers

How the hell do you post pics. Step by step please and no big words.

Cheers mate. looks likes its on. Wor lass is up for th move. Five years seems like a long time but it's a target and a maximum one. Personally think I can do it in three.

Wor lass at work the neet. Decided to have a Geordie night in on me jack. Alcohol, history of Tyneside DVD, The Toon official history DVD. Big mistake. 16 fucking year living in Denmark, 16 years away from my beloved Newcastle, never fucking felt so fucking homesick in me life. Sad this, should be more adult about it I'm nearly 40 for fucks sake. Anyhow planned it all the neet, five more years tops. I'm coming back because i need to. Just need to save enough wedge to come back comfy. Debt and good finacial income keep me in DK, canny country but fuck all to do and never can replace NEWCASTLE. Fuck it all, am coming back, just got to convince wor lass, Danish but TOON nuts and loves Newcastle, but danes hate to leave Denmark. Fuck it I'm rambling off to bed.

Fuck off you wankstain on the sheet of humanity.

Now we're fucked. Again........................

Jesus Christ lad, you're in no position to be taking the piss out of anyone. You've come on here like a proper fucking scouse tramp asking if you can snide your way into the ground on last year's ticket. Fuck off man you scruffy shell-suit wearing gyppo. you one of them posh cunts from byker then? Bet your daddy wishes you'd been a star strek child, shot into fucking space. I don't think you'll be able to use the ticket but you could try climbing the fence into the away section. Looks like i can't bloody well quote either

Just read over here that Copenhagen knocked back a reported bid of around 20 mill danish, around 2 mill in the UK, appears very doubtful that they would agree to a loan deal which it seems we are after. At around 3 mill he would be a snip.

Comes from the team I kind of follow over here in my exile. Seen a lot of the lad, IMO quality defender, great positioning, excellent header of the ball, good feet and knows his way to the back of the net. Reckon he is head and shoulders above the rest of our current crop has played champions league this season and done fairly well. Difficult to say how quick he would settle into the premier league after playing in the Danish Superleague, bit like Scotland, very little competition for the top two or three clubs.

Cheers, I knew that

Apparently not, because its a quicktime file you need the pro version to save it. That's rather down to your settings because it works for me with Firefox. It works, but I want to save the file and quicktime wants me to spend, spend, spend to do it....bandits.

Apparently not, because its a quicktime file you need the pro version to save it.

Any chance anyone can upload this a an Mp3 file. Trying to save it, but I refuse to buy quiktime to bloody well do it.