Holden McGroin

They only thing that could make this story worse is that she pressed the button just as he was entering vinegar strokes and subsequently blew his load. All her little brothers and sisters dribbling down her face. …

As they say… like father, like daughter.

Looks like Toenail will get his ban before this game. it’s dangerous expecting Newcastle to win any game nevermind against Borussia Dortmund who haven’t lost a league game.

Since Brighton. 6 clean sheets out of 8 games. 3 goals conceded.

Raya looks a nervous wreck. He’ll stick with him though.

Is he your new Longstaff?

I missed Youngs first yellow but Tsmiskas should have got one earlier.

I suspect it’s like alcohol (or any other addiction) though where you just can’t stop yourself. I’m not sure how a huge ban helps addicts. He’ll probably have loads of time on his hands now with nothing to do. I think you have to accept the punishment when you’re betting on your own team though.

Weren’t you the one vehemently backing Anthony Gordon early in the season? It took him about 6 months to look like a decent player here.

Don’t worry. Eddie will get him around his house with a tactics board.

Well, Toenail will soon have about a year on the training ground to get prepared.

We are basically playing with the same players as last season with a bit more cover. Tonali doesn’t get in the starting eleven for me when everyone is fully fit. He would have been extremely handy to have around the team though. Especially in CL.

Is Casey still saying it’s nothing to be worried about? 😀

Milan

I think he is. Would be good as the number 6 when Bruno leaves in the summer

Perhaps they had Toenail in mind to play the 6 when we agreed to the £100m release clause in the summer. Ballsed that right up now.

I think Hall is being trained in the ways of Howe. Barnes will be back in a couple of months. Livramento will be really be needed if Trippier gets injured I get your point though. None of the starting eleven has been improved. Tonali could well get a 1 year + here if the info coming out is accurate.

He'll be slipping his mrs a tenner to go down ladbrokes.

This is going to add an extra bit of spice to the Milan game though.

Or perhaps he was attracted to the more lenient betting laws in this country..

I think its more around whether he made a shady deal with Milan to come to us knowing he could face a lengthy ban. Of course we'll never know.

Palace tend to shut up shop against us. 0-0