Holden McGroin

I didn’t notice that but I he didn’t look sharp to me. Hopefully just rust. Eddie has a headache for wing positions now. We have a load of games coming up and Miggy and Gordon are our only natural wingers. Big Joe and Anderson will have to fill in.

Aye. Schar looks like he was born to play CL. Lascelles was good today as well again.

We definitely need to change something. Big Joe should be first to get hooked. He is having a stinker

I think Miggy has been told to invert a bit more than normal today. Must be part of the game plan but they are taking advantage of that quite cleverly .

I’d have threw my hot chocolate at the screen if that was given against us.

Yeah, Big Joe looks rusty. And Long looks a yard short tonight. They are deadly on the break and far better finishing could be further ahead. They are a very good team. Technically much better than us. I'd be tempted to through Tonali on . Is Anderson injured or did he not make the match day squad?

If you keep saying it might come true one day.

A little fact for you. In 2023 they have the most league points out of any team in the top 5 leagues. Therefore they are the best team in Europe.

Didn’t he claim he’d never watched an American made movie but then was caught out a bit later down the line?

That’s the exact velocity and trajectory. The toilet was absolute ruined. It required an extra courtesy wipe every time.

I’ve had explosive shits all night. My arse is like the back end of the bat mobile. I literally can’t sit down this morning I don’t think it’s nerves.

who the fuck was Who the fuck was Champagne enema boy ? 😀

Oh was it Gejon? Thats sad. He seemed like a good lad as well. Is Tooj still around under a different username?

So many posters gone without a trace (although I think I did disappear for a while so its not always something bad that draws posters away). Did I haar we lost Brock Manson a few years back? I wonder what mischief Smooth Operator and Wacky Jnr are upto these days? 😀

Great stuff CT. We need to see a pic of you and King Kev. Mainly so we can photoshop it in the future.

If we are after a midfielder I’d stick a cheeky bid in for Palhinha in Jan.

He is already in our best right back ever.

We should sign Josh as well for the left wing. Double shithousery.

They only thing that could make this story worse is that she pressed the button just as he was entering vinegar strokes and subsequently blew his load. All her little brothers and sisters dribbling down her face. …

As they say… like father, like daughter.

Looks like Toenail will get his ban before this game. it’s dangerous expecting Newcastle to win any game nevermind against Borussia Dortmund who haven’t lost a league game.

Since Brighton. 6 clean sheets out of 8 games. 3 goals conceded.