Holden McGroin

I bet she is sitting on the end of her bed shaking.....'what would Margaret do? what would Margaret do?"

Its not confusing at all. its just a tag they've been given to separate the two clubs. everyone knows what city v united is a Manchester derby. Thats just carried on into other fixtures. Go have a wank or something. Who cares.

Not sure why everyone gets so petty over the United and City. it is just a way of easily/lazily differentiating the two clubs with the same first name. I couldn't care less. wonder if West Ham fans get angry as well.

Renton wuvvvsssss her. I have no sympathy. If she has any decency she'd have realised she is out of her depth and resigned. Sociopaths tend not to though.

Bamford has been out injured so long he clearly didn't know VAR had been invented.

They did their homework on us. Trippier was pressured heavily as they knew a lot goes through him.

not even a courtesy spit

The right wing press are making hint after hint that Jez has his hand up Lizs arse and calling her his little puppet. popcorn out tomorrow

Good news is that shelvey is close to getting minutes so that means he'll drop into the 6 position instead of Longy With Isak and Maxi returning soon we'll be more potent as well. Good point but we'll need to start looking into turning these Ds into Ws next season. Its just a lack of quality in the going forward. The defence is a left back away from being quality.

Botman looked good again. Not sure why he isn't fancied by Holland first squad. VAR seemed a bit lenient today. if Sancho hadn't jumped liked he'd been hit by sniper then he might have got that penalty as there was definite contact. Also, not sure about pumping the ball into the box EVERYTIME we got a freekick in hoofing distance.

Played well first half which will make this defeat all the more bitter.

Don't think Howe fancies Matty T. he hasn't been in that great of form since coming back but hasn't had many games.

Sunday Express are desperately trying to create a "Should Boris come back?" angle.

They've named their strongest possible team - maybe bar Rashford for Sancho.

Im actually excited by Shelveys return. When he gets match sharp he gives us a different option. Very handy in games where teams sit back against us eg Bournemouth (h).

Shelvey on the bench.

Don't worry lads we've got Jacob Murphy on fire

We need Fish to step into this thread with his spreadsheet and confirm the xYears. And then Diego to verify.

My mrs (Who is a paediatric nurse) isn't going to get the kids done.

Im actually surprised there haven't been any demonstrations yet.

If it wasn't so damaging to the country I'd love these popcorn moments to continue.

Are hardened tory voters still backing her?

Was that worse than her PORK MARKETS press conference?