Holden McGroin

He must have been so bored standing next to the toilet all the way down he decided to google knife statistics in croydon.

Love how he was (to paraphrase) "Like nee chance pal, you're not seating in this seat. You must have the wrong train or something" to "so in the end, he was pretty big so I just stood all the way to London"

His tracking back and interception was good. I hate to piss on your chips but thats basic school boy football after that. In fact, Tripper insisted he made the overall by pointing him the right direction.

Eubank did well there. Loved how he said Smith was shagging around behind his wife's back and you could tell in his eyes that was true. He'll have some explaining to do when he gets home.

Aye, we aren't really firing on all cylinders (in terms of goals) at the moment so this could go either way. Palace will be tough to break down. They run the least km per match in PL so will most like dig in more than an Alabama tick.

Thats not what Gary Neville said

They've just signed Weghorst as they have no money to spend.

They'll be the same people that suggest selling the whole team and putting the juniors in if we lose 3 in a row.

We are a bruno and Tripper injury away from dropping down the table IMO. And one of them is injured, Add another CB injured and we are a mid table team after that. So, yeah we can all dream about winning the league or finishing top 4 but that is on a knife edge. Also, on a side note. Being an nufc fan when you expect to roll a team over is when we never really do.

This over confidence is only going to end one way.

He just gets it in dangerous positions then passes it back. I think he has struggled to adjust to Peps style and admitted as much in an interview recently.

As long as he doesn't jack it in then I'll be happy. They are on a downward trajectory.

No matter how much money they spend, who the manager is, who the director is, who the players are - you can always guarantee that Spurs will spurs-it-up. Its in their DNA.

Aye, he is done. Had a good career and hopefully (for us) he plays the rest of the season out.

For the first time in history Guardiola didn't mention tactics at half time and simply said : "Come on lads, its spurs"

2-2

You always have a chance when the opposition has Eric Dier in defence.

Im with Gemma on this one. When Palace us slap us 1-0 on Sat then the beds will be soaked.

Aye. Foden, Silva and KDB on bench. Grealish is another ASM. Needs to just be the main man in a shit team.

Arsenal have won the league if this stays the same. You heard it here first.

I don't know what Pep is playing at with this formation. Pushing their right back (Rico lewis)into midfield. Just cut the fancy shit out and play these cunts off the park.

Surely we just need a Saudi billion pound sock sponsor and we are sorted.

I grew up going in the East Stand. Right on the half way line. One of my first memories at a match was the noise of Brian Tinnion twatting long diagonal balls. Dad used to bring a flask of bovril in. Mix that with a smell of fags and booze. Magic.

Doesn't look like there is a clause to buy him so I suspect we'll just be getting a loan deal as replacement as well.

He served his purpose in terms of weakening another team in the relegation battle (which in hindsight wasn't even needed as we were that far out of it in the end). He isn't on the level we require now but good luck to him.