Holden McGroin

There is a girl at work who ALL she talks about is cats. She is the most boring person I have ever heard. SHe is about 4"9 and a little chunky monkey. I have christened her Mugglewump. Muggles for short.

Pardew said this: "To be where we are now is an outstanding achievement, not just by the players, but by the staff I have around me. It sets us up for a real blue-riband game with Spurs who are far superior to us individually. They have top international players." And it really pisses me off. We are about 3-4 top players away from matching them but Fatty hasnt put his hand in the Carroll fund.

Don't really think he's a good squad player. Just think of how much weaker we will be with him in the team in place of Caybaye or Tiote. We would struggle massively with him there against anyone half decent. I understand that as a backup player he's never going to be as strong as our first choice or he wouldnt be back up but we really should have someone capable of challenging for a place which is something he'll never do. In an ideal world yes, but unless you are Man U then quality players wont sit on the bench for an extended period of time.

One of my all time favs. Proper mans movie.

Weird Science. My cock was red raw over Kelly Le Brock.

Aye. The music added so much to that add film as well.

Movies just aren't as scary when you grow up. Or maybe its just im a horror fan and have been de-sensitised. I remember The Fly scaring the shit out me when younger. Also liked the original The Hills Have Eyes. A lot of people dont class Alien as a horror but that was also terrifying for a child. Its generally just slashers these days. The real horrors are (as Ant says) suspenseful .

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Jesus Titty Christ. Leazes looking for argument #18943

Seen Mick Hucknall recently? He aged about 20 years in 1.

I've always rated Robbie Keane. Great little footballer. Coming towards the end of his career now mind.

If their other options are so much better then why haven't they scored more than him this season? How many assists have they got? Why is their star striker playing in the MLS? Keane has scored the same amount as Best in 4 games (and has an assist and is the country's leading ever scorer) and Walters has also scored the same amount. Doyle has scored less so far this season but is proven in the premiership over a number of years. I don't see why any of this makes Best look like a better option? Doyle is overrated. Without looking, i'd say his goal ratio is awful. Walters is Stokes penalty taker may I add. Average footballer. I'd rather have Best thah him.

His goal record would indicate that your statement is actually the exact opposite.

I'm not even sure that bit bolded is accurate. Colo likes to take the odd chance.

This has got disaster written all over it for me.

Ridiculous statement to make. Why not have a go at Colo? Wasn't even having a go at Taylor there (see the bold) Is it me? Is I writings too bad that anyone can't follow what I is meaning? Seem to be getting called a twat quite a bit these days when it seems (I think) I'm just not being clear. Apologies mate. It was probably me. I just assumed you were having a dig at Taylor - as you have done in the past.

They all come back a bit jaded as well so this could be really detrimental to our hopes this year.

More importantly. Who is that in your pic Sammynb?

Ridiculous statement to make. Why not have a go at Colo?

How many games might they have NOT have won if he buried some of those ? On a side note, I read a stat last week that the player that had given away possession most in La Liga this season was Lionel Messi.

Average height of Barcelona's team is 5ft8. Yep. And they are all special players.

Leazes on the sauce again. The mods should think about putting him on an IP ban between 23:00 and 07:00 .

To make it at that height you have to be VERY special.

That save onto the bar is incredible.

Jussi Jaskelainen is quite underrated. Im surprised he never got a shot at a bigger club. Jussi fucks up a lot nowadays, he concedes bad goals a lot used to be really good though Just been looking him up. Signed for Bolton 14 years ago. That is great service.