Holden McGroin

Excellent game for the neutral. Not so great for us yet.

Our bench looks worryingly crap. Next goal is vital.

Not enough pace in that 4-5-1. Hopefully Colo can restrain Tevez.

I don't think it is that. I believe h can't say anything until the LMA look into this as unfair dismissal. Same as Keegan.

Did he say anything of interest?

Must be a piss take.

I reckon he would fill in for Carroll if he gets injured/suspended. I wouldnt start him.

I want to vote for Parky. Get yourself up mate.

Parky, are you not going to nominate yourself for this one ??

Pretty sure Shearer was a Newcastle player

I have a strong hatred for Xavi. Not sure why. I think its his face.

Ashleys Skid Mark ??? More mischivious than that. Can you PM yourself?

Ashleys Skid Mark ???

Current : Jack Wilshere Retired: Robbie Fowler (ok, so Robbie isnt technically retired but he plays in Oz so might as well be) I used to like David Hirst as well. He would have an cracking player if he didn't have a horrific injury.

Johnny 1 star.

I'm not putting Kevin in. Why not?

Parky clearly voting for KD btw.

You need some sweater puppies instead mate. Looks at Monkeys Fist running away with the general posters title. He had Salma bouncing around for months !

Stop shouting Kevin.

You need an avatar to boost your profile, man !

Actually, thinking about it there are probably a few you could nominate. Kevin CT toughguyscousecunt The Thompers v LeazesMag bitch-fight could get them a nomination from some - although I just stay out of that.

Do we even need to vote on this?

"Are you gonna bark all night little doggie or do you bite?" TBH this poll isnt as half as shambolic as the football poster poll. Complete farce now: "That American bloke" :icon_lol:

All my marras go out to the local on christmas eve, but I'm going to stop in this year with the wife and bairns. The youngest is nearly 5 and dead excited so I've said we'll stay up late and watch for Santa at the window and watch Home Alone 1. He'll have new christmas jarmas on aswell, it's the law . Quite sad to be fair but I'd rather see his excitement and feel fresh christmas day than be hungowa 'til teatime. A couple of years back my sister had saved up a fortune from her part time job to buy her boyfriend a shit load of presents for christmas. He rang her on christmas morning to say he felt sick (hungover) and would just see her on boxing day to swap presents. A quick phone call from my dad and he was in the car and on his way Did he offer him out? I see where you get it from now!