Holden McGroin

Fucking hell.

Aye, nice work. It should be a regular feature. Get your finger out!

I think I'd prefer Williams over Ennis. Not that i'd complain too much.

Die Hard: "Shooooot, the glass" GOLD

Bad times.

I doubt he would request his face to be blurred.

I thought he was actually quite good at Chelsea. I'd take him on a short term contract.

McGroisco.

*cough* Shay Given *cough*

I doubt Pardew will get a say in it. He is just going to be the Toxic Twins little lap dog and be happy he has a high profile job.

Nail on the head. I think he believes/knows that whatever he does we are still going to come back in our droves.

This is Dekka/Cashley we are talking about. As someone mentioned earlier. We have Gosling coming back from injury. Perfect excuse to push JB out.

23/24 is a bit of a joke for this category. Should be 22 max.

His agent wasnt playing this down last week either. I have a bad feeling this is going to go through. Isnt he on somehting like £60k per week? I bet the Fat Cunt wants that off the wage bill.

I don't take anything about America seriously, let alone some "Buck Buzzslinger" type journalist writing about the sport. Messi never showboats does he? Ronaldo every time for me, more versatile, more valuable to the team. It is the popularist view to say Messi is the better player though, I concede that. In a poor side CR would be more important. Messi needs a team around him. Thats a bit like Xavi for me. If you put him in Blackburns midfield I bet he'd look pretty average.

Sid Lowe is biased beyond belief to Barca though.

Decent point. If you look at the Championship teams of the year over the past 5-6 years - alot of them have gone on to to be established PL players.

Disappearance of Alice Creed - CT was right. Arterton gets her kit off. A lot. Decent enough movie as well although very forgettable.

Looks a neat player but will need to play CM. He'd be wasted and not very good on the left. Looks a bit slow as well.

I'll give you a 100/1 on that. Minimum bet £100.

Class.

Friedel was a liability at Liverpool. He only got his career on track when he moved on. Peacock had a very shaky start for the Toon but managed to win around a lot of fans in the end. I used to be a massive Howey fan. He was finished after 1 particular injury though. When I first saw him move to CB from CF I said to my Dad: "This lad will play for England". Albert was smooth.

I can just imagine CT making outlandish, against-the-grain statements when a punter gets in his Taxi then arguing his way around Newcastle!

I like the team better now but they had better quality players and more of chance to break into Europe when dickface first took over. No mate, they had players that we're perceived as better quality, when in fact they were by and large overpaid lazy has beens. Perhaps, although we have lower aspirations for the team now. Most supporters are happy just to stay up this season so the current crop are over achieving in this sense. As we were then When Ashley first took over? Hardly. We'd just finished five points off the drop man. And the fans were happy about that at the time were they? Nice try though, CT. No they wernt, thats the point skidmarks making. You've lost me im afraid. Christ Well you've still lost me, but if it makes you happy you away HM is arguing fans weren't happy with just staying up when Ashley took over / before that when Shepherd was still in charge. You said they were. I've bolded and italicised the bit where you argued this to make it easier for you. I think sometimes alex your too sharp for yourself never mind me. He said, most fans are just happy to stay up now, i said , as we were then. Not the day he took over. See above post.

The day Ashely took over, there was no way we even contemplated relegation. It only became slightly apparent months down the line that we were in a tiny bit danger. It turns out we were never really in trouble anyway.