Billy Castell

Half man half biscuit, Inspiral Carpets, Ned's Atomic dustbin and Pop will eat itself. The early 90's had some good names too.

You give it the swaggering cocky act, claiming to have banged 45 hookers in Holland (you had to pay?) and then when someone dishes it out you run and hide behind your youth. Typical chav behaviour really, all front, and then shrivels up and hides behind their parents when someone calls their bluff. Come on Kevin, you can stick up for yourself better than that surely.

We've signed the fantastically named Peter Goodwillie. Hopefully the vague Wanger Love rumours are true so our line-up can have the forward line of Love/Goodwillie. Shame Julian Dicks, David Seaman and Stefan Kuentz have long since retired. That would be a great innuendo based team.

Everyone should throw raw meat at the cunt at every gig.

If I was in a metal band, I'd call it Cuntslap. And By Jovi is a great tribute band name.

Any clear favourites for the job? And would it be an American/MLS manager, or will they go down the big name route like Russia, Turkey, Ivory Coast?

OK, so would I be deported since I can't answer that question with confidence (was it Charlton?), spent most of my childhood in Germany and Hong Kong?

Has anyone come across band names that are memorable, regardless of their profile, whether you like them and so on? My favourites were from people from my school who were in Groin Dog and Involuntary Wogan. They often played at Esquires in Bedford, along with Useless Wooden Toys. As for bands that have record contracts etc. I like Cashier Number 9 and My Morning Jacket. No idea what they sing but I like the name.

She was almost 4 when she was taken. I do have one or two memories from when I was 3/4. But very little. My clearest memory was when I was probably about 6. But I have very few...maybe because my Mum died when I was 12 perhaps I have blocked things out I have very few memories of her, the couple I have are precious to me. Which proves what a strange and varied thing the mind is. Maddy may find her parents familiar in an odd way, but who knows?

How old was she when she disappeared? Kids usually forget memories up until about 3 years old. Can any of us remember anything when we were that young?

of course, but there a lot, lot more who have no interest in the country than you think, they are the silent majority. Some of you on here appear to think that because they say nothing, they are not there, but they are, ignoring it or pretending it is not there is easier. But another concern is also for the financial burden on an over-populated country. We are not a charity and cannot allow this burden to keep growing, these cuts to public services are just the start. So you're a guilty until proven innocent kind of guy judging by the 1st paragraph. Thing is, how do you know this? Can you read minds? The 2nd paragraph suggests that you believe all Muslims from abroad jump off the plane and then go straight to the jobcentre to claim JSA and other benefits. These foreigners could be better for the country in a financial sense (providing they sort out a job of course) as they have larger families and counteract the problems of an ageing population. That's not really my view at all, but I felt like adding it. Are you against yanks, Aussies, Dutch, Hindus, Jews etc. coming in as well? Or is it just Muslims because of the Abu Hamza rent-a-mob mongs?

With a plastic spatula or frozen bread roll I presume.

Honest question LeazesMag, but are you happy to have English-speaking Muslims who do have jobs, adapt to general society and respect non-Muslims in this country? And what about the converts who are white/European?

All those mouthy scousers that turn up like a load of genital warts.

Toughguymick to see if he lives up to his own hype and Nick. However, with Nick, I would ask him to complete a 15,000 point questionaire about topics such as the average number of stripes on a post-war Newcastle shirt, how many he would prefer to have, what his favourite type of fly is......etc. whilst pointing a gun at his head to encourage him to answer every single question. Then I'd hit him.

Beat me to it. Just found this on the Blackburn site. I dare not watch it as I'm sure it'll be too awful, like that Steven Seagal show that follows him being a policeman. And 1 or 2 posters are really having a mental about it!

Not Mr. Ed I hope. It was an 'inspirational children' episode Robbie Savage is about 35, how can he be classified as a child? And how is he inspirational?

I'm not in Blackburn, nor am I actually from there. So that half baked insult as accurate as most of the stuff you say. And you really are track 9 off Pulp's last studio album. At least LeazesMag has the decency to be mad as a frog.

Genius doesn't have to be a force for good. As for Maddie, it sounds like she's hanging out with Ritchie Edwards.

Are they staffed and run by actual southern asians or is it like a scene out of a German version of It aint half hot mum? I have a mental image of a waiter who looks like Michael Ballack blacked up and wearing a turban serving up a Bratwurst Tikka Massala now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHH-AHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHH-AHHH!!! We come the land of the sand and oil From the bubbling wells and the Shariah law The hooks we have for hands, will not slow our claims for special status Sing praise Allah my beard is worth the toil That was trying to be the Immigrant song by the way, but it is just not working for me.

I can see the Julian Sands/Tim Vine thing too. Anyone else think Julian Assange (the wikileaks founder) has a slight resemblance to Julian Sands? Something about his eyes.

Not Mr. Ed I hope.

I don't know about U-turns but you're a bit round the U-bend today Leazes. Well, more than usual. Anyway, I have to just call in to Captain Rob's quaters. Ahmed has spotted something on the radar and we should get Mohammed to have a look through the periscope.

and we have our winner I didn't realise this was a rotten borough. No, it is actually a rubber button.