Billy Castell

Ghandi was a skinny twat. Not a patch on Martyn Williams.

From the town where I was born Was an Imam who sailed the sea He liked to pray to the East With hooks for hands, so scary [all together] We all live on a Muslim submarine A Muslim Submarine A Muslim Submarine We all live on a Muslim submarine A Muslim Submarine A Muslim Submarine I can't quite manage a full song

Sniffer=99p Store LeazesMag. Is it just me or does the loony bloke look a little like that blond wide-faced doctor who does that supersize vs. superskinny, embarrassing bodies etc.?

Nick's polls about spurious bollocks is irritating, and his posts can be equally pointless, but I doubt he's the biggest tosser ever.

As a general rule, I am fairly left wing on economics in normal times, however since most of the world, and not just a few countries have debt issues it is an extrordinary situation. The debts do need to be cleared up, but my instincts tell me the government just want to use the problems to settle scores and push their narrow agenda. Maybe it is a class thing I have, but I can't help thinking that Cameron, Clegg and Osbourne are loving the fact they can sack loads of public sector workers, and will ultimately work to make the rich and the bankers richer whilst not giving a crap about those who lose their jobs, or have to work in the lower paid sectors. On a macro scale, I hope the various governments grow a pair of bollocks and refuse to bail any more banks should it all go wrong. It is the bankers and the estate agents who got us into this mess, and they've left us and the state picking up the tab. No doubt these people are being 'clever' and building another financial house of cards based on European debt or some other nonsense much like the crappy US mortgages that set it all off. It is they who must pay the biggest price for all this, not us. Capitalism will not fall, the world will not end, but hopefully all this will make future politicians realise that the financial sector is full of greedy wankers who are not as smart as they think they are, and should therefore not be the only basis for an economy. On a personal note, I have given up ever retiring, having any pension etc. and will probably die during a 14 hour shift somewhere that is owned by Lord Cameron.

I wonder how much shit we will be in if the USA doesn't sort out this debt ceiling thing? Probably loads, along with the rest of the world. Funny how the Republicans have been banging on about balancing the books etc. when their idol Reagan raised it 18 times and generally wasted lots of money on stuff like the Star Wars project.

Would be worth watching him and Pedersen train together though . Anyway, you've been linked with a move with Defoe if the Turkish bloke doesn't come. I forget which paper it is in.

Mancini is only rated because he's a eyetie (is wop too racist?). He's no better than Hughes who can get his teams to play more positive football, sometimes. If the Arabs had any sense they'd replace Mancini with someone far better who gets teams to attack.

Or Wyn's face photoshopped onto a pope statue Wyn fellating a statue of the pope with Mogwai poking out of his bottom? The challenge for @yoursevice has been set! 3 2 1 Stokoeshop.

I wasn't neither. I can't think of one good looking jewish person though, always big noses and eyes too close together. I wouldn't mind a crack at Sarah Silverman like! I'd fuck her, and then punch her. She is probably the most irritating woman I've ever seen on TV. You're a Jew and a woman, whoopee doo, give yourself a bagel and tell your completely unfunny jokes and stories elsewhere.

Yes it was Carroll, not Barton. Even though you're right about our midfield (Nzonzi is pretty good), I'd not have Barton in my team on principle. This will be an unpopular view, but he is scum. I would be just expecting for him to break someone's jaw outside a nightclub, and then banging on about how he's changed his ways for the 6th time after another stint inside. And that would add to the reputation of Blackburn being a joke club since the Indian chicken shaggers took over.

We couldn't get Nolan in to keep him company, so he'd be in prison within 12 months. Good player, though a complete and utter cunt of a man. If he wasn't a psycho I'd take him, or Jermaine Jones.

No thanks.

But you're ginger aren't you? And you have to have a missus before you can knock her about. I don't look like anyone, but my dad looks like Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents.

I went to a Somalian fast food place yesterday. All I got was a handful of rice, though I was asked "do you want flies with that?" What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood.

This is making me think of Father Ted.

I imagine they then have a conversation as if the characters were real, and then dress up in gas masks and giant nappies and perform acts of the worst kind of sexual deviancy imaginable. I've always pictured the black scum line 2 foot from the base of the bath and perma skid marked toilet basin neither can be arsed to wipe off. I bet they share a bath too, and help each other bury the bodies of their lodgers together.

Probably busy depth charging your Muslim submarine off the coast of Whiltley Bay.

I imagine they then have a conversation as if the characters were real, and then dress up in gas masks and giant nappies and perform acts of the worst kind of sexual deviancy imaginable.

I'm just laughing at YZ and his mates meeting up and saying "hey lads, you got owt planned? I thought we'd all see what this water boarding shit is all about." "Yeah that that sounds good. I was going to a car boot sale with the missus but this is way more fun."

How much would you get fined for punching someone? Surely less than £25,000.

Amy was better than Doherty in every way, but that's not a surprise. I have nothing to envy either of them, their money is/was pissed up against the wall, their lives and their health is/was a mess and so on. So she was a manic depressive, whoopee do. So are many other people, but they don't waste their lives becoming addicted to every susbstance known to humanity despite knowing the dangers. I suffer from depression and have had days where I wish I would kill disappear from society altogether, or had visions of suicide but I know not to do drugs or hit the bottle. I do not take glee in Amy's death, but she was fucking stupid to start the heavy duty drugs, and paid the price so not much sympathy from me. If that makes me a bad person, then so be it. Her music was pretty shit, and she sounded like a strangled cat, but I think the fact she helped launch the career of Mark Ronson is what gets on my tits the most.

Granite hearted, because I'm getting irritated by all the Princess Dianaesque rhubarb about Amy Smackhouse. She was asking for it really.

Funny how you bang on about how much you hate F1 Rob W[aldorf], but you're probably the biggest poster on the thread. From what I can gather, you're an older man, so surely you don't have much time to waste going on and on about something you claim to hate before you expire. Unless you need to spend what little time you have on this earth chatting shit about something you despise yourself for secretly liking. I'm guessing you have Captain Darling levels of self-loathing going on.

Junkie with dodgy lungs in premature death shock. As a musician she was vastly over rated, and as a person she was an idiot for doing hardcore drugs. Easily the least talented member of the 27 club with the exception of Janis Joplin. I'd give it 3 months at the most before the Best of album, and her dad getting his face on all the chat shows again. I'm now off to find a cat to strangle so I can make a quick buck pretending it is some unreleased recording.