Billy Castell

He did alright at Blackburn, but his 'Anti-football' was not popular, and was devisive amongst fans. Newcastle was definately the wrong club for him, as you guys have such fond memories of Keegan and Sir Bobby. Percentage football isn't in the club's nature, and he made some crap signings/tactical decisions. Sam's ego won't allow him to see the truth that he's best suited to teams that have no money and want to scrap and battle to a result at all costs and stay in a league or get promoted. Interesting to see that the equally experienced Tony Pulis is now trying to add a bit of flair to Stoke after a few seasons of being the new Allardyce. He's gone for Palacios for example. Sam never had such a plan for any of his teams.

The way Coventry chavs pronounce the word 'here'. They say heeya, like some sort of strange scouse/brummie noise.

There's a Wings song called Jet. Should'v been called Shit. Shit! Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Shit! Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Your avatar and your post reminded me of this

so it should be too; no need for the language of the snooker hall Fuck off you fishy twat flap!

This man must be King Cunt of the Lentilist Nation of Cuntistan in that case. Eating meat created civilisation. If our ancestors didn't we'd all be in the savannah running from lions, and not inventing rockets, houses and cricket.

The old Kai Tak airport in Hong Kong. You can see why they built the new airport.

Seems to be about a bunch of chavs wanting to nick a new TV and tracksuit, and using the incident with that Mr. Duggan as an excuse. Shame they didn't go for White Hart Lane really. Now we know that Danny B has a nice new pair of trainers.

Ironical The whole like American thing with like saying like all the time. The Australian questioning inflection or whatever its called. People who spell Ryan Nelsen's name Ryan Nelson. Moreish The lyrics to My Way The whole 'urban' way of speaking. Very Ali G. The use of Oh My God, or the even more irritating OMG. People should lose a finger for that. Everything Fearne Cotton says, writes or thinks (if she is capable of the latter). More will come to me later.

The bloke in the awful Marseille shirt has a look as if to say "you fucking laughing at my shirt son?" The Dortmund shirt is shit.

I doubt it AP. Tit Bramble would probably be all over the intended victim, but then trip over and fall into a ditch after being distracted by a fox, thus the girl will easily escape his clutches. Either that or he'd somehow shag himself up the arse.

Coming soon to select Lancashire towns I do wonder what their food is like if I'm honest. Let's hope any branches are run better than Blackburn though, otherwise people will be ordering chicken, and getting a saxophone stuck up their arse, or a deep fried map of Hannover.

Kevin goes down on his missus. Does this mean you're a cannibal?

Proper English mustard is great, though I also like a good horseradish too.

Personally, I can't believe Christmas Tree used O M G as a thread title. Is he Fearne Cotton with moobs or something? Anyway, my money is on Sniffer.

Shame Harbajan is injured, he was one of 'our best players'. If Dravid got injured, India would be fucked.

Met the then governor of Hong Kong whilst on summer camp.

I've had a German kebab, but that's another story.

It had to be done (or Dunn) after that advert was mentioned. I've not brought myself to watch it, but apparently someone steals David's chicken, which is just not going to happen. He eat it all before you'd get a chance. India don't seem to have much depth at test level, especially in the bowling department. Khan gets injured, and they're stuffed. We lose Tremlett and Bresnan comes in, scores 90 and gets a fiver. Beyond their star players and legends (Dravid, Tendulkar, Dhoni, Yuvraj), India seem to have few threats. Their tail is weak with the bat, and there doesn't seem to be any replacements for the best known players. Perhaps the obsession with one-day cricket is taking its toll on the Indian test side, whereas it is still a valid format for us because of The Ashes.

I should follow my mum's career and become a TEFL teacher! Not that she did any of that sort of thing. Anyway Charvski, I hope you get to tickle the noodles.

I do wonder if the FIA would ever introduce a rule saying all cars will be hydrogen powered. They love tinkering with the rules and I can see them saying sometime in the next 5 years that engines by the year 2025 (for example) will be running on hydrogen like that Honda that has been introduced. They seem to be big on KERS and stuff like that again in an effort to appear green, and hydrogen cars are the next logical step rather than batteries. I can imagine the latter engine format leading to all sorts of chaos, as a Sauber grinds to a halt during a race as Kobiyashi unplugged the charger overnight to charge his Iphone. Or Hamilton coming into the pits for 12 hours to recharge his car.

He isn't. He's a sub fielder brought on because a proper player needs to have a crap, or something like that. They're usually the local team's reserve players.

I'd cut a deal wthe Taliban. I'd say, you can have Afghanistan on the condition that you stamp out the heroin and leave Pakistan alone. They can live in their fucking mud huts, staring at their dusty shithole for all eternity whilst we get on with our business. If any British born Muslims want Shariah Law, they can get on a plane and fuck off over there. In fact, I'd send all the 'Mad Mullahs' on a plane tonight if I could. You cannot force people like this to be anything civilised. They are animals, and should be left to rape their own, behead their own and shit in their tents over there in Afghanistan. If they do it here, then they should be deported.

So Barton is officially a free agent then? That is fucking mental from the board, as even if he fell out with Ashley and co. over Twatter comments or whatever, they could have sold him on after a very good season. Instead, they've lost out on a fee, and will probably have to pay some sort of severance pay. I just can't understand that at all.

Well, if I was living in one of those self declared zones, I'd be tempted to tool up if someone wanted to cause a scene or being violent. It is these kind of Muslims that need to be gotten rid of, and you won't do that by appearing on BBC News 24 saying 'we're not all bad'. The peaceful, live and let live Muslims need to be more active in kicking these twats into the bin of history.

You just bought Roy Walker?