Billy Castell

We're actually going for Raul. Yes, the ex-Real Madrid forward who is at Schalke. It would be mind boggling if that came off. However, despite lying to the coppers, presumably lying in court and being banned for drink driving, Steve Kean is still manager.

We wanted a picture of the girl who rejected you, not your intimidating neighbour who bums you because you're too scared to say no. Clunge, not guns.

I think it is text speak for 'My eye stings from bukkake.'

1. Pictures or shut up. 2. I don't care whether you leave or not 3. If she has a sister, fuck her. If she is under 16, fuck her gently. 4. If she has a brother, fuck him too for a laugh. 5. Sod it, shag her entire family or stop whinging. 6. Pictures. 7. Get a bloody grip. 8. Buy a slave and fuck them. You can still buy them in remote parts of Africa, even now. 9. Move to North Korea, and please take Polish Nick. 10. Pictures. Even if you have to follow her home in a creepy way.

partly right, but you don't narrow it down enough. What Cameron said the other day is absolutely true ie sick society, no standards, no discipline, too many people wanting an easy life and thinking society owes them something, failure of multi-culturism etc. However, decades of "bad decisions" in the form of legislation to appease do-gooders, leftie namby pambys, socialist who supported a failed ideology, less prisons, soft sentences, "revolutionary" school teaching etc etc [can't be arsed to make this a long post], an overpopulated country, have all made major contributions, and he knows it. But can't say it. He also knows that it is impossible to get around all this legislation which is now firmly entrenched into our society and those who advocated all these things would be howling like wolves if he/they tried. He also knows that, being Tories, they are not prepared to pay for it in terms of tax hikes etc. But isn't going to say that either. A fairly sensible post from Leazes, and without any sniping. Whilst Cameron is a hypocritical upper class wanker, I largely agree with the first paragraph. I've worked with many young people in my range of crap jobs, and for every one that wants to put a shift in at work, there are 10 who think they should get the VC for turning up on time. Their parents will go apeshit if their kids are sacked or criticised in any way by an employer (one dad threatened to punch the assistant manager at one place I worked because he got rid of her for being lazy), and do everything for them. The resultant attitude pervades other aspects of the youngster's life and makes them think they have a 'right' to material objects, respect and money and not have to earn them. Socialism in broad terms is not really to blame, but Thatcherite capitalism. The consumerist, buy this now or be unfulfilled, you must watch this and do this to be cool society it has created has led to masses of people wanting the latest hi-tech thing, more money and so on without any thought of whether it'll make them happier or whether it is really worth getting. Play a simple board game? "No way, not with my family. I want to have Nike Air Turbojizz 3000 trainers so my mates will be well-jell when we drink vodka in the park. And if I wanted to play Monopoly, I want it on a 100 inch 3D plasma TV." I hope you all can make sense of this paragraph.

Is it just me, or would India's total have been seen as OK 20 years ago? It seems that the batting has got a lot more aggressive, and perhaps the pitches flatter and more dull since I first started becoming aware of cricket. It is simply great to see England demolishing India with the same intense ruthlessness of the famous Aussie teams of recent times. Thing is, who can challenge the opening pair for a place? We have so much depth everywhere else.

The whole Fail/Epic Fail thing that the yanks have introduced. It's cool because it came from the internet.

No, I didn't she's in Coventry, which has been behaving itself so far.

Fucking hell, you're self absorbed at times.

My sister's on duty tonight, in either Coventry, or Brum. I'm of the opinion that the looters are thick wankers, and poverty etc. is a bad excuse for them being empty headed, violent cunts.

Salvation lies within.

I predict a diet I predict a diet And is there anybody in here who likes salt n' vin-e-gar? Crisps seem to be the in thing for looters. Any reports of loo'ers in Loo'un (looters in Luton?)?

So far, it has been quiet. You know, this has even made the news in New Zealand, a month or so before the rugby world cup. In New Zealand. I'm sure you coulds play bingo with the boroughs that have trouble in you could have had the time. Oh, and is the Michael Jackson statue still up?

That bloke with the rice........... I'm with Gemmill Jackson impersonators vs. chavs would be hilarious.

He'd be melted down and turned into pots for boiling basmati. He's their leader! [insert image of Stokoe in the Stokoeshop thread based on The Warriors here]

Just remembered this bullshit. Good timing.

Coventry is intact for now, and the news hasn't reported any trouble in Newcastle, so I'm guessing your place is OK. But surely these rioters are the biggest bunch of mongs around. If they want to rob and pillage, surely they should all be heading of for the posh parts of London, and not the shit hovels they live in. Even a cat knows to take a dump in the neighbours' garden. Anyway, send in the army, with orders to shoot the looters. A few hundred impaled bodies on the street will get the message across.

If he did have an illegal gun (that is if), then boo hoo what a shame. The people who carry weapons like that are most likely proper criminals, oddly enough. There was a lot of talk about the 'community' and police having strained relationships, so I gues he was black as well.

I may be wrong but the Met's budget is huge, and would not be cut by much, if at all. They have much more scope to increase their budget than other forces. Anyway, did that Duggan chap pull out a gun when he was stopped? If he did, then why cry over someone so thick as to pull a gun on an armed copper.

I thought exactly the same thing when I saw the thread! I forget which version he was a star in, but you'll be linked to Kennedy Bakirloglu, Mads Jorgensen and Cherno Samba next.

A defensive midfielder? hes solid going forward, not an out and out DM for me, he could bomb on a lot at wigan I was probably thinking of Valencia, the other ex-Wigan midfielder. Palacios doesn't strike me as some sort of David Batty destroyer though, which is what Sam would want in that position. He seems to have a bit of finesse and skill.

He did alright at Blackburn, but his 'Anti-football' was not popular, and was devisive amongst fans. Newcastle was definately the wrong club for him, as you guys have such fond memories of Keegan and Sir Bobby. Percentage football isn't in the club's nature, and he made some crap signings/tactical decisions. Sam's ego won't allow him to see the truth that he's best suited to teams that have no money and want to scrap and battle to a result at all costs and stay in a league or get promoted. Interesting to see that the equally experienced Tony Pulis is now trying to add a bit of flair to Stoke after a few seasons of being the new Allardyce. He's gone for Palacios for example. Sam never had such a plan for any of his teams.

The way Coventry chavs pronounce the word 'here'. They say heeya, like some sort of strange scouse/brummie noise.

There's a Wings song called Jet. Should'v been called Shit. Shit! Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Shit! Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Your avatar and your post reminded me of this

so it should be too; no need for the language of the snooker hall Fuck off you fishy twat flap!