Billy Castell

No. Have I just done that? If I have, Arse.

Don't care as G14 clubs are all greedy cunts who have ruined football. Fuck the so-called Champions League.

I know. I am still getting used to it. The Rovers one is strict on this sort of thing, which didn't allow me to rant when Ince was cocking it up over Christmas.

Blackburn player Sebastien Perez did get sent off for being punched by by Chelsea's Graeme Le Saux in 1998 or so.

Link to my previous mention of a badly advised purchase. Scroll to near the bottom of the page.

Hooooooooorrrrrrrrrraayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favourite Peruvian team. Someone on the Blackburn messageboard actually bought one whilst pissed.

The Lives of Others Good film, as it shows how banal and dull life for Stasi agents were, and how corrupting the system had become. There was a numbing atmosphere about the film. Have to break into my Infernal Affairs Trilogy soon, although I might end up watching Downfall again.

He did drop a bollock over there. He was OK at Bolton though. I think he is one of those managers that operate best when his club has no money. And we have no money at all. Blackburn have no debt worth mentioning though. I think with all the hype, money and expectation Newcastle brings, Sam just lost it. Same with Souness and Mark Hughes, and Hodgson, although he sadly was at Blackburn when he went mad and wasted loads of cash. Actually, you guys should go for Hughes next season if Shearer does leave. The football may be a bit Allardyce-esque at times, but he will organise the team and sort out the crap without chinning anyone. He'll be out of the council house in the summer.

I'll judge him when we are around this time next season. Ince left us in so much shit we would be making West Brom look good if he stayed. And the arrogant tosser still refuses to aknowledge that he and his coaching team were not up to the task, whilst his tame media friends such as Oliver Holt claim he was not given enough time because the Rovers board are all racist. I'm hoping Sam can work wonders with our budget in the summer which is likely to be £4.50 and whatever John Williams can raise at car boot sales.

Looks a bit Chavtastic to me. Would look good with a baseball cap and a roll up.

I'm expecting a massive goalfest as all the misfiring strikers go mental simulatniously. Alves will get a hat trick and Ameobi will get 2 coming off the bench. 5-4 to Newcastle.

As a Rovers fan, I can say opinion is mixed amongst us. He is a pretty good finisher, but other aspects of his game, such as pace, movement and strength have been questioned. I'm happy he has scored so many goals in Greece, and I'd love to have him as a squad player. He was never really given a chance at us, as he doesn't combine well with Santa Cruz, or McCarthy, and can't really be relied upon to make up for the sitters Roberts misses. It has been said that he was loaned out so we could afford the wages of Givet and Diouf, who have added to the squad. Shows what a crap budget we have at Ewood Park. As the Samba point, Chris is only playing there, as Santa Cruz, Roberts and McCarthy have had injury problems throughout the post transfer window period. I want him to stay, but I think he has decided to leave. Shame we can't send them Roberts instead.

Yeah, we were shit Saturday. Good thing I was at the laundrette and not watching Soccer Saturday. Sam's tactics are sometimes too...................stodgy and defensive to be polite. He played a defensive 4-5-1 against Stoke with a midfield of Andrews and Mokoena for example. Warnock has been playing quite well in midfield, but he is no Hoddle. The result was no invention or class of any kind in midfield. If only we could somehow get Tugay to age in reverse then we'd be sorted. Anyhow, the football has not been too bad, the Wigan game was good for example, but we have the odd crappy game such as Stoke and Man City. It also doesn't help when your best striker is injured, your second best striker is a lazy sod who is only occaisionally interested, and your best central defender has to be used up front as the other strikers are injured. I hope the Barton rumours are rubbish, and he can find someone to finally replace Tugay, the oldest outfiled player, if not the oldest player in the Premiership.

More on Joey possibly leaving. As for the 5th paragraph-Oh Cock!

Credit to Shearer for suspending him. He has been a violent, disgusting sack of crap for too long, and up until now it has been a fine here or there and not much else. I'd look into whether I could cancel his contract, yet keep his player registration, thus leaving him in limbo. His previous managers have made excuses for his behaviour and kept saying he is trying to get better, but Shearer had the moral fibre to tell him he's a nob. Didn't Big Fat Sam sign him when he was up there? There is idle, unfounded speculation that Rovers may consider a move in the summer. If that was the case I would hold Allardyce in a similar standing to you guys.

Spuds are only a 'big' club because they are in London and a lot of the media are fans who jizz in their pants over them at every opportunity. All hype and froth. Let me guess, you'll be in the top 4 next season, just like you were under Ramos, Jol, Santini and all the others.

The Spurs game was a fluke. Spurs were in charge and then Palacios got sent off. You fell apart after that. I'd also highlight Jason Roberts playing quite a few games, but then Newcastle has Ameobi in their squad. I think Shola top trumps Jason on the crapness front.

Re Andrew: Trust me, Mokoena is bad. Surely Butt is better even now. All 'the axe' does is punt people into the stands and give the ball away. Even Barton is better than him, and he spends half his seasons in prison! Andrews is average, but a lot of fans hate him, partially due to his links with Ince. We have Dunn, Tugay and Grella, but Dunn and Grella are always injured and Tugay, although still brilliant, is about 4,000 years old. Re Tom: I was actually trying to be friendly, even stick up for you guys against Spurs fans. You seem to throw it into my face. Oh well.

And you have won fewer league titles than Preston North End, Sheffield Wednesday, Huddesfield Town and..................Blackburn Rovers. You are on a lower level than these four estemeed teams according to you. How does it feel to support a mediocre club? We've won double the league titles Tottenham have. I only respect the clubs who attained league status before 1900, the rest are newbies as far as I'm concerned. I think a club is only as big as the season they are in. I wont ask you to recount when the last of your league titles were won. So Rovers are better than Spurs? Thank you.

Mate, do you have players as bad Andrews and Mokena in your midfield? I really don't think so. And yet, you are in a real bad way whilst we have dragged our arses out of the drop zone. So either our players have got their heads down and ground our way out of trouble. We've had to put Samba, a centre back, up front due to injuries and yet we still won. Ince ripped all the spirit out of our team, an previously good players like Nelsen, Warnock and Samba had lost all direction. Then little by little we have fought our way out of a hole. Our form was as bad as yours is now. Watch the Wigan game a couple of days ago. You have good players, but you have people like Duff who are just turning up to collect his wages. No-one seems to be waking up to your situation and leading the team on the pitch. I don't expect St. Alan to magic you some organisation and drive from nowhere, so it is down to the players and apart from periods against Stoke they seem to be pissing about. It is like the last time Rovers went down under Brian Kidd. Sorry, but your players are not, and have not been fighting for your shirt and doing their best.

If Portsmouth get an early goal, I can see confidence crumble. Your players have very little fight in them, and they will just go through the motions. St. Alan may have got you fans going, but the players seem to be stumbling around waiting for the near-inevitable. If you win, and feel the need for some loving just remember to keep the noise down. You don't want an ASBO like that couple from Sunderland.

Do you think Manboobs Viduka will play?

Seeing as Micky Quinn signed in July 1989 can you please get your carer to administer your next dose please? Could have sworn it was him. Whoever it was he was very tall, a bit fat and had a moustache. Ring a bell with anyone? You've got the wrong year.....we were in division one in 87 and Hull haven't played in the top league until this season (unless it was a cup game?).Apart from that your powers of recollection are marvellous. The 1980's was a hazy period of drugs and alcohol for me. Either that or my early childhood was a very vague period in general. Just spotted Stevie's message. It must have been 1989 then. I lived in Germany, and it must have been one of the rare times I visited family in Britain, so the issue of 'when' is hard to pin down. It also must have been before December, as I had moved to Hong Kong then, and I know I didn't go after that.

Exeter have a long way to go before they're in the Premiership Tom. Nice if it happened though-I live very near to Exeter.

Seeing as Micky Quinn signed in July 1989 can you please get your carer to administer your next dose please? Could have sworn it was him. Whoever it was he was very tall, a bit fat and had a moustache. Ring a bell with anyone?