Howmanheyman

They should've ran out to this on more than one occasion.....

@PaddockLad I see what you were getting at regarding someone being like a lovesick puppy? (She's fit as fuck, tbf to the kid).

If twatter is anything to go by then he's been allegedly seeing a lad considerably younger than him and sailing close to the wind, Savile/Johnson style? (Could be a load of shite?)

I don't know why you're that bothered about it, tbh?

I don't think anyone is that bothered on here, tbh. Fwiw, ewerk's assertion about him being outed is what I thought has probably happened. He's probably been with men on the sly for years and he's been forced into coming out. The only time I've really watched/listened to him was when he worked on children's BBC when I was a teenager.

In other news, the Pope announces to the world that he's Catholic.

I was taking the piss.

Signed him on a free get out clause didn't we? From Sunderland. Bit of a rare chance to get some good publicity and they ended up getting dicked. Penny wise, pound stupid.

17 suckers.

Kirk Douglas, 103 years old finally checks out. Some boy, Kirk. RIP.

I'm pinching that.

50/50 whether this should be in the football section or this thread, tbh.

I'm at work, can't say I'm too disappointed to miss watching it either.

Logs on to his gambling accounts, sees the odds......boom! There's another article for the punters.

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"Who do you think it is, like?"

I've heard that old soldiers are starting a charity called 'help for hangers-on'. It's a charity that encourages military hangers-on to seek psychiatric help through counselling and medically approved drugs to wean them off their addiction to 'our boys' and images of the Union Jack. Please, if you can, think about donating to this worthy cause. Thank you.

He just wants you to consider and remember some things.

.....DOG HITS ITV BUTTON INSTEAD OF BBC1 BUTTON. MAN FURIOUS.

Players play for Klopp and Pep and become better players for it, very much like players did twenty odd years ago for the scandalously underrated* Kevin Keegan. I agree completely about the 5-1 game, he looked like a little boy getting a lesson from the big lads and it's to his credit what he's achieved since. *Underrated by fans of other clubs and football supporters who weren't around to see the true context of what he did, where we came from and how he did it. You sometimes get the odd condescending look from the odd younger FIFA NUFC fan who only knows we were entertainers and thinks his biggest achievement was ranting 'I love it' whilst every Newcastle United fan cringed. If they were truly kids you'd want to box their lugs and send them off with a massive bollocking.