Howmanheyman

Me too. On several occasions. (Narrator: He worked at a brewery).

Not quite Eurovision but I saw this and thought of you.

I'd had some good crack with villa fans in the past tbh so a few divvies definitely spoiled things there with the flags then everyone seemingly joining in with the celebrations fucked me off and I wasn't even there on that day. Was in L7, not a million miles from their fans when we twatted them 6-0 and it was very satisfying after the relegation match.

He's an MLF. It's in their DNA to threaten to chin people online whether they're built like a prime Tyson or like a prime Charles Hawtrey.

A braggart racehorse is sitting bullshitting his heart out to a bored looking donkey. He did this, he did that, reckoned he'd won flats and jumping, the derby and the grand national. The donkey was getting a bit bored with it. Eventually the racehorse pauses and condescendingly says, 'I suppose you make a few quid on Blackpool beach, then?' The donkey pulls out his phone, and Google's 'Zebra' then shows it to the horse. 'Who's that, then?' the horse asks. The donkey replies, 'It's me when I won the champions League with Juventus' 👍

@ewerk Not tomorrow's papers but one of todays...... I mean, it's not like he was shagging, drinking a can of mojito on a train or anything?

Major Major. (In full effect).

Go on RTG pure football, mate. Just mention something half decent about Sunderland and you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick with begging posts about your thoughts on NUFC and how you should hate us.

I really don't think anyone on here is a fanboy of anyone tbh. Apart from King Kev. I'm a fanboy of his I suppose.

Lee likes this. ❤️

Did the retired Wayne Fereday send your mate for a hot-dog as well?

Penny For me, like. (Not that Salma's getting knocked back anytime soon).

I'd be surprised if he wasn't?

Redknaap?

NOW he fucking tells you?

I'd love to know where they got the notion, tbh?

I wasn't at the game, Tom. I've no recollection of the incident to be honest. (Can't even remember where I watched it?)

The fucking cheeky cunt. The fact that loads of the mackems lapped his shit up as well.

I just thought he looked mental at Italia 90 especially when he scored.

Hey! You don'ta lika Toto? Whatssa madda, you?

Griffin?

I liked Zidane, Schillachi, Del Piero, Nedved and Baggio.