Howmanheyman

It's a tainted title, marra, should have an Asterix next it.

Totti did it in his last game for Roma I think it was? He asked someone to keep his phone so he could take a selfie in front of the curva so it was planned but it for himself.

Craig's lad looking at his old man.... 🎵 And the night got deathly quiet And Craig's face lost all expression He said said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, You gotta learn to play it right" You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealing's done 🎶

It means more.... To the Liverpool marketing brand and the marketing brand of Google pixel 9. It also meant a fan missed out on a ticket.

Now that the title is decided and the relegation places are done there's only two things to look out for according to the BBC, the race for Europe and....

Kudos to the Knight Ryder, it looks like he was ahead of the curve writing football songs in his articles.

There was an ex-factory manager who did tours of our place for pocket money who was called 'The Northumbrian Piper', when I asked why he was called it, I was told it was because he had a colostomy bag.

Could he not dye it's fur black and take some shaky video footage of it as turns to dusk with a rabbit in it's mouth and try to pass it off as a mysterious black cat who's migrated from Bodmin moor?

Just watching the goals back on the NUFC channel and Raisbeck says something I didn't notice at the time, only 1 minute injury time put up in the first half with some of the shit that went on as we were piling the pressure on for a breakthrough goal. Compare and contrast with certain other clubs.

Think @PaddockLadsaid similar about Bournemouth fans he's knew through the years.

The TNT Comms who usually do Italian football games are better than the ones doing the PL games as there's no real club bias to factor in, however.... because the Napoli game was decided by two Scott McTominey goals it was a 90 minute wankathon because he's not only British but ex-Man United. The trouble with commentator and ex-pro teams is they're like kids egging each other on and trying to outdo each other with every bit of hyperbolic shit they come out with just building it up in layers. Should've tried to find it on the DAZN IT channels, (You can't hear the shit if you don't speak the language plus there's usually some smart presenters and reporters on them as well ).

About 80% - 90% of television pundits will still put them in their pre-season top 6 in August.

You can tell they're doing (extra) shite lately, they're after Keane again.....

Boldon'dYP

They were relegated after I was born so I can't relate tbh.

'The Egyptian God/Pharaoh/King scores in front of the Kop!!! 🎵 You'll never walk...alone... you'll neeeever walk aloooone 🎶. Back over to you in the studio, Dave."

Starting anew from next season KK slumping over the hoarding at Anfield will still be replayed at least twice as much by sky through the years as anything that happened in our cup win.

Serves you right for watching it, you mentalist.

Only just thought of Peter Drury as well! He'll have to absolutely smother his knob with aloe vera after the game as it'll be red raw with the excessive wanking I'd guess?

Almost an hour of the Liverpool game and I've only now just wondered what the score is? Just looked on the BBC and it's 3-1 if anyone's interested?

Massive fuck up missing that chance now it's two nil.

The biggest accidental shithousery is the semi final being on at the same time and most sane football fans not even watching it.

Again!

Sitter that.