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I'd rather five in the middle than play de jong.

Better make the most of some of those good wins we've had this season, I'm fucking dreading next season without Cabaye and Remy.

They've used the loan system very well mind. Mike must be seething.

Now that they're 1600 employees down, the ones left really will be hard working.

Krul keeps it 0-0 there. Apart from the first five mins they've been on top. Cisse needs to shoot early there. Fuck.

Can't believe we've came out with the same formation, man. Might as well be playing with ten men. De jong is a waste of a player.

We're to corners what Simon Cowell is to entertainment.

Ok, it was the last thing on my mind, honestly.

Royal Mail cutting 1,600 jobs. They didn't hang around, like. This is why the workers weren't happy at privatisation even with a bribe of some free shares.

Trust me, you'll be sorry.

All the best, JawD!

That really would be a tragedy.

Not sure, some things are better best forgotten.

I would've been tempted to start HBA on Saturday, not tonight though.

RIP

You're right, Rob. It's only when he's riled he does these stupid things and repeats himself over and over. Mind even I'm surprised he kept going on about the letter H being pronounced 'haitch'. Anyway, that's enough about Ant, what's Leazes been up to, lately?

'knacker Dan' It's a Geordie expression, you probably haven't heard it.

Almost 70 mins ago the famous knacker Dan, DesmondTutu tried to get some attention by posting in the wrong forum. I'm sure I'm joined by the other forum members in expressing sympathies to all those affected by his posts.

LM: "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am Leazes Mag outrage generator. I became operational at the N.O. message board in 2008. My instructor was Mr. Shepherd, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you." Dave Bravo: "Yes, I'd like to hear it, LM. Sing it for me." LM: It's called "Antony." [sings while slowing down] LM: Antony, Antony, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy and it's because of you. It won't be a stylish message, I can't afford a psychiatrist. But when I tweet, I hear you bleat in your bog where you're trotting through."