Howmanheyman

This is what happens when you're bought by a 'genius'.

11-0 over three games.

This is what happens when you neglect your team.

Magical Misery Tour well named.

Newcastle United Pointless Football Club.

Relegation nailed on next year unless we hit lucky with some transfer clauses in the summer.

No fuckers bothered, man. No tracking back or nowt. 10-0 vs Everton, Southampton and these with 25 mins to get worse.

HBA on at 0-2 down.

Another 3+ defeat under Pards?

What a complete waste of a club and potential. Did we fuck off Zuess, Jehovah, Buddha, God or whoever at some point? Cheers to the Genius who 'runs' our club.

Fucking joke. How easy was that? Another season wasted.

Never realised we'd dropped the 'United' bit from our name.

Can we turn a defeat around? Records say NFL.

Nobody is more 'there for the taking' than us right now.

Palace and West Brom winning.

Shoot 'em Graing!

Carver and Pardew on the phone working some tactical magic.

Punished. Elliott can fuck off too.

enthusiasm doesn't come into it, not letting away fans take the piss without response does. Another cracking decision by the thin skinned southern businessman.

Aye, Provan can fuck off with the 'United' craic the Celtic 'scotch' prick.

Disbanding the singing corner really helped didn't it?

That team is so desperate I'm now plumping for a home win.

chauffeured to their night out in a pink taxi driven by CT whilst they all sing 'I'm your man' by Wham.

.........Would like to welcome everyone to their Civil partnership reception at the Royal station hotel later on tonight and, err, I mean happy birthday to the both of them. (Cough).

"You're kidding me on?..........They're no playing De Jong and Gosling, are they?"