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Shit by Krul, really shit.

FFS Cisse then they score.

Our set pieces, man.

De Jong playing himself into a permanent move by lowering the transfer fee on account of his performances.

De jong shoots like my bairn passes back to the keeper.

Cisse unlucky, quick reaction from a shit de jong shot. Decent save.

Loser fucks off from toontastic for a month.

Debuchy and Remy are being missed it's fair to say.

Papiss will score today.

Parky. "It's not my time yet, I need to see Ben Arfa hold down a regular place first."

"Remember to keep it tight and play off big Luuk. Ok good luck boys! See you after the game......................." "Hi Babes, it's me, Alan. They've gone now, I'll be round your room in five. Put the 'French Maid' suit on for me, I'm like a fackin' babies arm holding an apple, here."

Fucking hell, your patter would make an onion cry, man.

No, he has more baggage than Heathrow terminal 4.

They've managed to find two wings at last. Wing Wong say, "Wha you Wan?!" and Wing Hong say, "You wan sore finga on your chip?"

Yep, he actually put in a 'didn't always agree' comment while he grinned like a ninny.

U askin'?

(Enjoy the steak, by the way).

You're doomed.

'class if true' :lol:

I was once hit on the head at work and knocked out and rushed to hospital. As I was slowly coming round I mumbled to this absolutely stunning nurse, "are my testicles black?" she looked a bit embarrassed but when I asked again she slowly lifted my bed sheet up and grabbed my family jewels in her hand moving slowly from side to side before telling me that no, my testicles weren't black. As I became a bit more coherent I said, "that's lovely, but I said "have my tests come back?"

Never failed to impress me any time I heard him. Politicians like that are a very rare breed.

Was going to post something similar.

RIP

Not any more we're not. We need a sportsdirect tv station to 'showcase' the club. Of course we we wouldn't expect any revenue from this showcasing but it would highlight the opportunity for other stations to put us on and reap the advertising tsunami that would overwhelm them.