Howmanheyman

FAO CT.......'Le Roi' is NOT the black kid from 'Fame'.

CT asking their lass who Leroy is, by the way.

Paper? The poet's leisure doth not concern thee.

The countries political situation Was getting very tense I needed someone, anyone To show it making sense I called out to South Tyneside 'Can someone help me see?' I was answered by a smiling man Who's shrewd, politically 'The best Prime Minister there's ever been', He'd say with no little glee, Before snapping his lunch for us all to see, (including recipe), 'This sage', you ask, in wonderment Just who on earth is he? He gleaned a lifetime political view Whilst selling a settee On Toontastic he holds his court 'Le Roi D'Contrary' You have to laugh, or else you'd cry At Boldon's 'Christmas Tree'.

Snap. Turned it off before it was finished. Pathetic to see.

J69'd your post.

One of my relatives over your neck of the woods supported us and this was before he knew my Aunt had Geordie relatives. He never gave one iota of a fuck about Sunderland, and why should he I suppose? Man U got his venom as he was surrounded by them, a few of them re-emerging around the time they were champions again.

Nice try. Despite constantly letting us down, United are my club.

I wouldn't even pretend to shrug it off. We're Newcastle United, Sunderland are our main rivals. I know to some it's Liverpool who are there pet hate but I humbly suggest they aren't local lads and/or exiles and have other priorities. It used to be us who made more of the derby, by the way. I've worked with a few Mackems and some have been alright lads, but as a collective? Fuck 'em and their wanky club. There's a 2nd division rock lying around somewhere, be good Mackem bamps and go hide under it, will you? Did I say 'hide'? Of course I meant 'crawl'.

Now says 'winna' instead of 'won't' so I've heard. (sniff).

Any general info on South Shields, Ausman?

That's like saying Mr Ryder will continue to lag behind Henry Winter with Ryder's current approach.

No, it really isn't. (The agency is a fairly specialised one where they have my details from a few years ago.)

Nothing wrong with watching good football, just don't have any emotional attachment to whichever easy to dislike mob wins it.

MF knowing where to hit for maximum discomfort. (The cunt).

It could also be a nightmare as well. We hit the ground running and I enjoyed our one season in it, however I also remember being in the middle of the old second division going nowhere and it was a little bit shitter.

It's a bit vague and they're not fully committing to a permanent contract yet, but it seems to be up for negotiation as the company is only four months old. The bloke asked if I want to move up instead and was going to discuss it with the company tomorrow. (I take agencies with a huge pinch of salt and try not to deal with them if I can, (Sorry Stevie!). He's going to get back to me, so he said. We'll see.

Did you see it live?

You little tease.

Just been sounded out about a job I haven't applied for at a different company from someone who looked at my CV........ .......And now I feel like an epic Toontastic go-getter!!!! (I'll be having business meetings with Chez over lunch at Le Meurice, next).

Am I the only one who hasn't looked?

Me too. I'm about 11-9 give or take a pound.

I see a lot of similarities between the attitude to Liverpool now and Man U just as it looked like Fergie was about to deliver their first title in 26 years especially where the media is concerned. The amount of times you heard the 'Holy grail' shit spouted about Man U's title hopes was nauseous, it was about this time also when I first heard the term 'theatre of dreams' which was another piece of advertising the media were happy to peddle for MUFC, a bit like how Anfield's famous European nights was always mentioned in their so called dark days. It has to be said, both clubs enjoyed some good success in their 'wilderness years'. They have both enjoyed prolonged success at exactly the right time in history, the coloured TV era, the era of major sponsorship and a more biased media desperate to fill their 24/7 media coverage with one eye on who the sponsors would prefer to be associated with. Fuck Liverpool, fuck Man U, fuck Man City, Asenal and Chelsea too. Spurs also get a disproportionate coverage in this media lead sport. Can't really say I actively care which one win wins it.

They might well do, Gemm, then again possibly not. I'm just relieved our cowards wont have to capitulate against them for at least a season and they have stunk the PL out a bit lets be honest.

Essembee spotted in front of his television at the final whistle tonight......