Matty

Putting a mobile down your boxers and......

Cheers!

How can you have experience if you've never had a job interview before?

I had all these Mackem Cunts going mad around me when Kyle scored near the end, then it was disallowed and i think i shouted for about a second before realising what i was doing, they surely must have known like as i wasn't just quiet as a mouse all game 101349[/snapback] I shouted for about 5 minutes when Shearer had that header clearly across the line... Then a 2p coin flew past my head so I decided to take up a new position!

Just gonna try and be quiet... I sat in the Wigan end earlier this season... Not that same sort of situation though obviously!

I've also been offered... and accepted... 101323[/snapback] How come you and SJP have been offered? 101326[/snapback] I know a mackem season ticket holder with some spare tickets (shock) and they offered me one...

I've also been offered... and accepted...

Bumped as this thread is even more relevant after saturday. By the way your nan could probably of taught donkey to heed the ball but do you think she could teach him to strike a ball with the outside of the foot like Nobby did on Saturday. Sorry but Nobby is living proof that speed isn't a prerequisite to be a winger. 101128[/snapback] My quote wasn't having a go at Nobby....

That's the one! Cheers pal!

... A game a while was posted on the old board where you played as the footballer... So it was like Champ Man but from the players perspective.... Anyone got any ideas of what it was called or where it can be found? Cheers!

He'll play a blinder for France in the summer then we can get back some of the £8m we wasted in the first place...

To be fiar, my nan could have told Shola how to head that ball...

The Baltic is nice for a good view on the top floor and if they are arty farty sort of person...

He has a hunch too tbh.

Subs that were made- Brittain for Ambrose (16) Butt for Robert (46) Ameobi for Shearer (70) Chopra for Brittain (80) Gate for Bellamy (90)

It all began when United played Rangers at St James' Park pre-season in the Newcastle-Gateshead Cup. "Laurent Robert was injured and obviously needed to come off," he explained. "So at half-time the gaffer asked a certain player - I'll not name him to embarrass him - to play on the left wing. That player yelled: `I'm not a left winger. No way'. Everything went up and the row went on for the whole 15 minutes. "The buzzer went for us to go back out and it still wasn't resolved, so I piped up and said I'd play out there. "I thought the whole business would be sorted out in private, but nothing was said and the culprit got away with it. "He'd done what I was to be publicly accused of doing. Only no one knew." The starting 11 was: Harper Hughes Bernard Bramble O'Brien Bowyer Ambrose Dyer Shearer Bellamy Robert Ambrose was already off then for Brittain.... So, who was it? My stab in the dark would say Bowyer, perhaps he thought the left wing would mean him being too far away from London?

I fucking love Argentina. Not a patch on Rio but still top notch. SMO - You'd love RIO. Not a fatty in sight at the beach and they ALL wear thongs. JACKPOT. 98470[/snapback] And their cocks are bigger than the normal trans-sexual too!

Not really saying much though is it? 97883[/snapback] That was Hughsie's replacement...

Rather have Craig Moore? Thought not.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Testi...~783290,00.html

Will be held on May 11th at 7.45pm against Celtic. And all money raised will be goin to charity. Celtic fans will be allocated 3,000 tickets and tickets go on general sale on March 24th.

When fully fit, he is easily England's best defender. Imagine him at the back, Parker in midfield and Owen up front........

Funny that, Newcastle had a good shout for a penalty yesterday too!

Quoted for truth!

The Museum of Streakers Scoring- obviously...