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Rooney captaining my fantasy side to glory, need 1 more now for my 4goal manu win bet.

I was shitting it really when Alan Smith came on. There is absolutely no point having him on that bench. .

Arsenal sinking and I have no problems with it, cant stand them

The team is picking up late on. I was pleasantly surprised about Obertan today, playing him on the wing seems to be effective. Seems true he doesnt like to cross though. Tiote needs to stop passing it back to Coloccini every time he gets it. And our strikers need to be less offside and shit. Think we can do this though. Joint top with liverpool wont be too bad. Sammy and Marveaux for best and Loven now rapey, Lets run over them.

Im glad we gave away Barton so soon, he wouldnt have had a chance to get in that team . Hopefully Obertan will defend alot better than what ive seen him do so far.

Id just throw Sammy in the mix, they are all shit (bar Ba who i think could become good eventually). Its not a crisis if he doesnt really do the business for 90 mins, Best/Shola/loven dont do very often either.

Simpson hasnt really been on top lately. Id bench him and let Raylor fuck up in defense a bit whilst scoring goals for us

Sammy!

Think we'll take this quite easily now, our superior fitness seemed to show towards the end. Nobody better get injured though.

If only I had a penny for every time Løvenkrands gets in a great position and either scuffs it, fails to control it or just runs past the ball.

Raylor!

I'd have rounded the keeper, V'd him and then backheeled it out for a throw in. Sounds a bit unrealistic.

Id have chipped the goalie there, but im not as shit as Leon Best after all

Looked onside in the replay. Shitty refereeing at the start of this season.

Fucks sake, if Saylor or Colo are out now who do we put in? Atleast Taylor might not be as shit as Willo, his kicking the ball out for a throw in when noone is pressuring him incenses me to no end.

Amazing. I like how we arent controlling the game against fucking Scunthorpe

No matter how much the cunts in charge fuck up im still excited about this! Will be exciting to see Marveaux and Gosling get a game. 2-0 to us!

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Probably the worst decision they have made so far this summer. Fucking cunts. I can just see Lambias sitting in his office with a smug fucking look on his face while pardew strokes his cock. Great way to put us down to earth a couple of weeks after beating Sunderland.

Its just Ryan Taylor range from that close to the box. A goal there was expected from him!

Steven and Ryan Taylor, best defenders in the prem

Is Larsson gonna get a 3match suspension for a blatant handball or isnt that in the rulebook?

Well bit of a match report from the way I saw it. I thought we might have been a bit lucky to win, but Sunderland were very lucky to not end up with 7 outfield players on the pitch, and had we got that penalty it could easily have become another 5-1. Cattermole shoulda got at least 3 yellows the way I saw it, and Larsson obviously shoulda walked. Cant believe how shit Webb was throughout too, every throw in went their way, and I think they handballed like 4 times which he ignored, basically gave them every 50-50 and then some. I thought he was gonna let Bardsley get away but at least he redeemed himself slightly at the end. Krul - Outstanding for me, safe, tall, quick and a better keeper than Harper, get him a 6-year contract now. Raylor - Did as well as he could, he got his favourite free-kick position right outside the penalty area and smacked it in. He should be the kicker in american football. Lets hope the regime wont go "RAYLOR IS OUR NEW LB SIGNING". Colo/Saylor - Had good games, might've wanted them to win a few more 50-50s but solid all the same. Simpson - Solid enough I guess, he is a very average footballer though. Jonas - MOTM for me, you can see his value when hes next to a shit LB. Jose made it easy for him. He just runs and wins the ball from end-to-end the entire 90 minutes, basically played left back and winger, and did cause them problems the few times he got up on the Sunderland half. Cabaye/Tiote - Good performances all in all, shaky starts. I hope Tiote has just had a shitty pre-season and can get back up to scratch, he was more like his old self towards the end. Barton - Gets stuck in and does his job, shoulda scored/got Larsson sent off if it wasnt for corrupt Howie. Shola/Obertan - Obertan seems to have some ability, but he needs to learn how to read the game and be more aggressive. Time and again Shola would win headers that were there for him to get on and he was nowhere near, Gosling got on one from being on the pitch for 5 mins. Shola began well, but lost his derby-temper eventually and in the end only had a good match for his standards, some would have expected some more mackem-destruction from him Pardew - I think the subs were ok, Gosling did well. Woulda liked to see Ba or Marveaux on for Shola at the end though. He seemed to change some things at half time that worked. Obertan was much more effective and ran alot more in the second. All in all 3 points well fought for, it was nice to see the team enjoy the win that much, and Cabaye seems to have his derby temper on already, the frenchies seem to gel already.

Had to work so I taped it and just finished watching. I have a very sore neck after jumping too suddenly when we scored

You wouldnt win though I bet yee score them goals where youre one on one with the keeper and you square it then knock it into an empty net, anyone who does that deserves to be struck down with chronic diharoea for life About 1 in 3 of my goals are like that