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If it were me I’d probably wait until after I’d scored more than a solitary goal before demanding a bigger wage.

Bruno getting his pocket picked again. He was lucky to get the foul.

How the fuck is that a penalty? That’s a joke.

Fucks sake. Pope beaten at his near post.

Pope has done well sweeping and has looked good coming for crosses.

Just the half a billion quid difference in what we’ve spent in the past five years.

Aye Joe, I agree.

Dan Burn grazes the Chelsea players arm. Alan Smith: ‘Yeah that’s made the difference’. Fuck off.

Goal given!

Isak looks off to me.

Isak at last!

Midfield has been wank too.

Aye outside the box. Definite foul though.

Pen surely?

VAR to the rescue.

Well that didn’t take long.

‘As their performances have improved so their points tally has decreased’. Are we getting docked points now for drawing games? Fucking idiot.

Good to see the return of the two keepers on the bench tactic.

Aye I wouldn’t mind seeing them back for a season to receive a harsh dose of reality.

It doesn’t count if you did it in a Zeppelin.

Spawny Everton grabbing a point at the death.

Nah, they’ll turn to shit in the second half of the season after Real Madrid swoop in and buy up their entire squad .