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Beeb are right. Sky are wrong.

Coverage doesn’t start till 7.45.

Iran now directly attacking Israel with missiles. This should all end well…

I discovered last week that genuine Neapolitan pizza is average at best. You built up my dreams only for me to have them crushed.

And measure your doorways.

You, sir, know nothing about pizza and should shut your goddamn mouth.

Nine CL matches on this evening but aye, I'm sure there will be a tonne of bars showing the mackem's match.

They have to be otherwise they'd be in trouble but when you see them selling homegrown players like McTominay they have to be sailing pretty close to the wind.

Named because he once spent a weekend in a caravan in Beamish.

They'll fill it with uncal mick, little mick, basic mick, decorative mick, ankle mick, avant-garde mick, belong mick, secretion mick, scenario mick, descent mick, ally mick, character mick, cool mick, opposite mick, diet mick, sow mick, grief mick, tropical mick, empirical mick, student mick, wage mick, patient mick, breathe mick, correspond mick, studio mick, clash mick, minor mick, vote mick, prescription mick, weed mick, emphasis mick, agriculture mick, suffer mick, blame mick, coincidence mick, deep mick, huge mick, sickness mick, dance mick, beg mick, reinforce mick, agreement mick, option mick, funny mick, position mick, simplicity mick, divorce mick, support mick, soil mick, grimace mick, shortage mick and prosecution mick.

£370m over the last five years.

"Health reasons".

FYP

Yeah but it did create some good moments too.

After the election he said that he didn’t want to return to teaching and wanted to help rebuild the Tories i.e. a cushy number in party HQ and even they don’t want him.

Aye, it says something about the people of Stoke that they saw fit to elect a man to represent them and make our laws who can’t even get a job as a teacher in an industry crying out for them.

Even you could turn it on for 90 minutes a week.

Aye, and you're still wrong. I wouldn't have him if they paid us.

It's not offensive if its true.