Jimbo

I'd give him credit for his honesty, and move on, an ex is an ex.

For a fan of a team that hadn't won a cup competition before 1965, that is brilliant

Just start a thread in GC about me if I'm bothering you that much. Vanity is a sin. So's wearing your Mam's clothes in some cultures. It is ?

Trust me dude, I've tried polishing my turnip on many an occasion ! Not using that method I hope Whatever blows your hair back

The sword of truth needs no lubrication. But yes, I am fucking steaming. I can still tyoe though, which is cool. /reels him in. Just explain how your typo reeled me in there Vic. In your own time. Fuckiong obvious isn't it? eerrrr no !

Trust me dude, I've tried polishing my turnip on many an occasion !

You gotta question the wisdom of Ashley then, and the wisdom of Keegan. Never mind he rates Smith etc. The squad isn't good enough, and thats thanks to the recruitments by Souness, Roeder and Allardyce more so than Keegan, but once again it makes the failure to spend money in January all the more foolish.

OK, he's not an athlete like David Haye, but he's got the size and power to cause problems to any heavyweight.

Can Keegan motivate the players ? Yes, but: "you can't polish a turnip"

The Floyd - Money.

Brilliant

There is, Samuel Peter, he won the WBC heavyweight title lastnight, he looks like a real handful !

Full time Wigan 0 - 0 Arsenal Fuck.

Notice the media aren't circling around West Ham like vultures considering their current run of tonkings.

Mackems 0 - 1 Everton Thank fuck

Good fight while it lasted ! Haye looked top class, can't wait to see him take on the heavyweights !

Totally agree.

Thats a beast Laz !

An exhaust pipe for the pimp-mobile

Cheer up you miserable cunt.

You dont think a top manager could get the best out of these players? Says it all really !! No because they're either past their sell by date or not good enough to start with. Barton at the moment is not mentally capable of playing professional football as well btw. I admit Barton may not be the best example but to say the rest are past it are not good enough is a poor excuse really It's not a poor excuse, it's the truth iyam. If we go down there will be no shortage of takers for all the above. Not playing anywhere near potential = failure on managers part, fact!! Who would pay for a centre forward who hasn't scored any goals all season? Oh shit us. Or how about a finished Irish winger? A centre half who has no outstanding attributes? Milner would probably have some takers I agree with that. Would be a good squad player to have, but he shouldn't be near starting if we have any ambition. Unfortunately due to our situation we are in he has to play really. We are now finding out why ManUre and Chelski were so eager to take our money when we came in for Smith and Duff, when was the last time either of those teams sold a player that was actually any good to another Premier League team ?

The other results were arguably more important than our own.

Full time, thank fuck.

Former ITV news presenter Carol Barnes has died aged 63 after suffering a stroke. The journalist, who featured on all of ITV's main news bulletins, was admitted to the Royal Sussex County Hospital in Brighton earlier this month. Barnes went on to present all of ITV's main news programmes, including News at Ten, and worked on the now-defunct ITV News Channel when it opened in 2000. Her former boss at ITN, Stewart Purvis, said it was a "very, very sad day". Barnes' son James paid tribute to his mother and described her as "a beautiful, kind and delicate person". She couldn't have been kinder, more helpful and caring to someone like me Dermot Murnaghan, Sky News presenter Former ITN chief executive Mr Purvis said: "Even though Carol's death seemed inevitable it's still a very, very sad day, at such a comparatively young age for somebody who was still absolutely full of life and vigour and excitement. "All her friends are mourning her - 'Barnesy' as she used to be known - at ITN, so many happy memories both professionally and also socially in the extraordinary world that television news was in those days." Sky News presenter and former colleague Dermot Murnaghan said Barnes looked after him when he joined ITN in the late 1980s. He told Sky News: "I was in awe of the mighty Carol Barnes and she was just so down to earth, so helpful but, above all, so professional," he said. "She couldn't have been kinder, more helpful and caring to someone like me." Barnes was last seen on TV in January presenting ITV documentary Saving Ed Mitchell about her former colleague's struggle with alcoholism. Barnes started her career as a teacher before moving into public relations and journalism, joining ITN as a reporter in the mid-1970s. In 1973 she was part of the launch for London radio station LBC and she later joined ITN as a reporter. Barnes and former government minister Denis MacShane had a daughter called Clare, who died at 24 as the result of a skydiving accident in Australia in 2004. Later that year, Barnes was stopped by police near Brighton on suspicion of speeding and was found to be over the legal alcohol limit. She was eventually found guilty of drink-driving and subsequently lost her role as a magistrate. After separating from Mr McShane, whom she never married, she went on to marry ITN cameraman Nigel Thomson. The couple have two children.