Jimbo

Jo was going to get that for when her nephews are around because it's supposed to grade the questions by your age but I heard that the game wants the kids to answer quite quickly and therefore mostly they run out of time - that true? It might be, it does ask for ages when setting up the game but all the players were of the same age group when I played, I guess you could set all the ages the same if that were the case.

He shouldn't be treated differently from any other soldier, if thats what he signed up for then he should face the same risks, but having him on the frontline makes him a target and that might cause more danger for those around him, and if he were to be killed it would be a huge morale boost for the enemy.

Anti-Keegan Newcastle fans on Talksport.

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Just get it, played Smarty pants on mine last night, fantastic fun.

Wow, 10 years.

Film you watched at the Cinema: Jumper album you got: Duffy - Rockferry DVD you got: The Bourne Ultimatum Book you read: Bear Grylls - Facing up

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TRANSFER RUMOURS Inter Milan are lining up a £14m bid to lure Belarus winger Alexander Hleb away from Arsenal. (Daily Express) Lyon has accused Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson of scandalous behaviour in trying to unsettle their £45m-rated striker Karim Benzema after making public his interest in him. (Various) Meanwhile, United want to sign Cameroon keeper Carlos Kameni. (Daily Star) Blackburn are set to trigger an option to keep Dutch defender Andre Ooijer at the club for another year. (Various) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is ready to open contract talks with left-back Wilfred Bouma. (Daily Star) But O'Neill has told on-loan Liverpool keeper Scott Carson that his future cannot be sorted out until the end of the season. (Various) Manchester United and Liverpool are battling it out to sign Peterborough's 6ft 5in keeper Joe Lewis. (The Sun) Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan insists he will have money for new players in the summer - as long as he keeps the club in the Premier League. (The Sun) Keegan says he needs five new players to transform the team. (Daily Mirror) Meanwhile, Mark Viduka is unhappy at being left out of the side and looks set to leave Newcastle. (Daily Mail) Sunderland manager Roy Keane has transfer-listed Liam Miller after becoming fed up with the midfielder's poor time keeping. (Various) Tottenham boss Juande Ramos is pressing on with plans to sign a new goalkeeper to replace Paul Robinson. (The Sun) West Ham manager Alan Curbishley plans to snap up Derby teenager Giles Barnes for £3.5m. (Daily Mirror) Wolves manager Mick McCarthy wants to sign Middlesbrough's 20-year-old winger Adam Johnson. (Daily Star) Meanwhile striker Freddy Eastwood appears to be ready to seek a move from the club after claiming he is restless at Molineux. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez will not be rushed into offering defender Sami Hyypia a new contract. (Various) Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp has revealed he expects striker David Nugent to join Ipswich on loan before the weekend. (Various) Wigan striker Julius Aghahowa is wanted by Crystal Palace as a replacement for Dougie Freedman. (Daily Mirror) Carlisle have dismissed rumours that 17-year-old striker Gary Madine is on his way to Newcastle. (Telegraph) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Frank Rijkaard is set quit as Barcelona coach this summer and it is believed he would consider an offer to manager Chelsea. (Various) Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard has revealed his distress at the club's failure to challenge for the Premier League title. He says he is "gutted" when he looks at the league table and insists even winning the Champions League would not rescue their season. (Various) Arsenal's ownership is uncertain after the restriction against Alisher Usmanov mounting a takeover bid expired on Wednesday evening. (Various) Back to top AND FINALLY Liverpool striker Fernando Torres is the master prankster of Anfield and constantly mocks the accents of his team-mates. His impressions of Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher have the lads in stitches. (Various) Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is ready to give up learning the guitar after struggling with the basics and complaining it "is doing my head in". The England star wants to take up the drums instead. (The Sun) Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas says he has become more team-focused in the last year after admitting that he used to "want to show more of his own stuff" and was guilty of playing as an individual. (Various)

There is nothing they love more than a crisis at Newcastle

Stopped reading at that point.

For those that haven't seen this masterpiece, series 1 of Dexter starts on ITV at 10:35pm tonight.

Can you compile a dosier.....

a proxy IP might work.

Radio Times has come up with a list of 25 favourite witty one-liners, with the help of television critic John Naughton. TOP 25 1. Basil Fawlty John Cleese, Fawlty Towers Sybil: "Don't shout at me, I've had a difficult morning." Basil: "Oh dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Not enough cream in your éclair? Hmm? Or did you have to talk to all your friends for so long that you didn't have time to perm your ears?" 2. Mrs Merton Caroline Aherne, The Mrs Merton Show To Debbie McGee: "So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" 3. Edmund Blackadder Rowan Atkinson, Blackadder II To the unremittingly dim Lord Percy: "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?" 4. Roseanne Conner Roseanne Barr, Roseanne To screen husband Dan (John Goodman): "Your idea of romance is popping the can away from my face." 5. Patsy Stone Joanna Lumley, ABsolutely FABulous "One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard" 6. Father Jack Hackett Frank Kelly, Father Ted "Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!" 7. Carla Tortelli Lebec Rhea Perlman, Cheers Barfly Cliff: "I'm ashamed God made me a man." Carla: "I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging about it, either." 8. Jim Royle Ricky Tomlinson, The Royle Family His mother-in-law Norma: "Is this hat too far forward?" Jim: "No. We can still see your face." 9. Malcolm Tucker Peter Capaldi, The Thick of It To a junior minister after his inept, blinking confrontation with Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight: "All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra! It was like watching John Leslie at work!" 10. Statler and Waldorf The old men, The Muppet Show Statler: "Wake up you old fool, you slept through the show." Waldorf: "Who's a fool? You watched it." 11 Inspector Monkfish John Actor/Simon Day, The Fast Show To a recently bereaved woman: "I realise this must be a very difficult time for you, so put your knickers on and go and make me a cup of tea!" 12. To WPC: "I notice you're not wearing a wedding ring, which given your age means you're divorced or a lesbian". 13. Rupert Rigsby Leonard Rossiter, Rising Damp To Alan, his lazy student lodger, who complains his room is too cold for him to study in: "The only thing you study is your navel. You even shave lying down." 14. Gran Catherine Tate, The Catherine Tate Show In hospital, describing to her grandson an encounter with an overweight volunteer: "She said to me last time, 'You look bored, Mrs Taylor. I've got three words for you: Barbara Taylor Bradford.' So I said, 'Yeah? I've got three words for you, too: calorie-controlled diet.' " 15. The Professors Rob Newman and David Baddiel, The Mary Whitehouse Experience "I have here a copy of your book, Origins of the Crimean War. It smells of poo." "That's because it's been inside your mum's bra." 16 Alf Garnett Warren Mitchell, Till Death Us Do Part "You Scouse git!" 17 Alexis Carrington Joan Collins, Dynasty "I'm glad to see your father had your teeth fixed - if not your mouth." 18. JR Ewing Larry Hagman, Dallas About his half-brother, Ray Krebbs: "Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks." 19. Arnold Rimmer Chris barrie, Red Dwarf "Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence" 20. Dr Cox John C McGinley, Scrubs Dr Elliot Reid: "I don't think you understand the severity of the situation here. I am dangerously close to giving up men altogether!" Dr Perry Cox: "Then on behalf of men everywhere - and I do mean everywhere, including the ones in the little mud huts - let me be the first to say thanks and hallelujah!" 21. Dr Gregory House Hugh Laurie, House "You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to stop thinking." 22. Gary Strang Martin Clunes, Men Behaving Badly Laddish knockabout as Gary rates flatmate Tony's chances with upstairs tenant Deborah: "Let's face it, Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is if you're both marooned on a desert island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex." 23. Larry David Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm "Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." 24. Sam Tyler John Simm, Life on Mars In an exchange with DCI Gene Hunt: Gene: "I think you've forgotten who you're talking to." Sam: "An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding?" Gene: "You make that sound like a bad thing." 25. Captain Mainwaring, Arthur lowe, dad's army "You stupid boy" ends

The ref didn't look like he was going to book him until he saw Eduardo was badly injured. Agreed, but surely that confirmed that he'd got the man and not the ball ? I'm not saying he didn't. But he gave the freekick straight away and the red card was an afterthought, or so it appeared anyway. It was the sort of tackle you see in loads of matches though which rarely gets a straight red and often doesn't even warrant a yellow in the eyes of the ref. You're right, I raised an eyebrow too when I saw him reach for the red card, my only thought is that when the ref saw the extent of the injury it confirmed it was dangerous conduct and got the man and not the ball, but otherwise I didn't think it looked a Particularly bad tackle.

The ref didn't look like he was going to book him until he saw Eduardo was badly injured. Agreed, but surely that confirmed that he'd got the man and not the ball ?

I think Bobby not being adequately replaced was more harmful than his actual sacking.

What bounder said that to you ?????

Swap the keepers over tbh.

You are having a fucking laugh !

From .com: It's now been confirmed that Chris Hughton has joined the SJP coaching staff, with Kevin Keegan making it clear what his immediate role will be: “Defensively, we need some work on shape and I think Steve (Round) and him will be a really good force together on the training pitch. “That’s where we’ve got to work on things to get it right here. “He’s good with players and good around players. He’s got a good way with them. He’s an experienced player himself, so they know when he’s saying it, he’s been there and done it himself.” Hughton was assistant to Martin Jol at White Hart Lane until last October and as a player served Spurs between 1977 & 1990. The 49 year-old Londoner also played and coached at international level for the Republic Of Ireland. He follows a former Eire team mate into the role of defensive coach, with Keegan briefly employing Mark Lawrenson in a similar role the last time he managed here.

Absolutely.... Shepherds famous "keeping our powder dry" line. I was gonna say Dalglish coming in, replacing Keegans attacking philosophy with a European style game and bringing in "experienced" players, but yours is probably a better call. for "keeping our powder dry" read: "We've got no fucking money left, I need to suck some cocks over at Northern Rock"

Hard to give names when the job is so big and we don't know what league we will be playing in next season, but I would say a whole new midfield, at least 2 new strikers and at least 3 defenders, oh and a new keeper while we are at it.