Jimbo

Not this time, but......

Donate sperm? Reckon the coffers will be low after 3 weeks on the job. I'm running on empty ! Even my lavish output has been put to the test over the past three weeks !

Urgh, back in England after three fantastic weeks in Texas, missing Mrs Jimbo like crazy but only 4 weeks until she comes over to visit me, but right now I'm very tempted to somehow find the £450 for a flight in November to go back.

After this and David Kelly reckoning it was akin to Tremors I feel I must go and see this now Actually, now you mention it, Tremors is a good comparison !

Piranha 3D This movie is so terrible it's actually awesome ! Tits and arses in nearly every scene, blood and gross-out gore from start to finish, Kelly Brook cavorting naked under water with another naked woman, and possibly the greatest line in movie history ! If you see one movie this year see this !

One more week left in Texas, I'll be heartbroken to leave but only a month before Mrs Jimbo comes to England for 10 days, cannot wait !

Jimbo heading to Texas with a book on conspiracy theories under his arm. Patsy in the making imo. Well, now you mention it me and Mrs Jimbo are headed to Dallas at the weekend to visit Dealy plaza and the school book depository, it's set up exactly as it was on the day of the shooting, so accurately it doesn't even have a Lee Harvey Oswald at the window. Goes without saying you will be taking Mrs. J. up the Grassy Knoll As long as I'm the lone gunman, I'm sure she'll have no objections.....

Scott Pilgrim Vs the world Loved it ! So surreal and just full of quotes, it felt like the mighty boosh on acid.

This tbh.

Ive used maxxsoccer a few times, although I heard that recently there was a huge crackdown on imported shirts my customs, pretty much any package from the far east labeled as "football shirt" was opened and destroyed at the sorting office. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10268626

So many potential jokes......

Joe Lewis wasn't it? A better boxer than a keeper.....

At least you're not from Cobholm ! I live in Lowestoft by the way, don't judge me...... Ah, cobholm. Moved there when i was 13. Moved out at 20. Don't be too quick to judge it, honest!!! Great community spirit, but a bit of a no go for outsiders, must admit. My mates from school (in yarmouth) would never venture over the bridge. It's ok, i won't judge you, coming from lowestoft is punishment enough.....codhead etc etc Got some good mates from there & served my apprenticeship down whapload road. This is a bit surreal on a newcastle website!! Omg Where down Whapload road ? That's where I served mine too.... I still work there. Small world huh ?

At least you're not from Cobholm ! I live in Lowestoft by the way, don't judge me......

It must be terrible, going to the arsehole of Africa and then back to "Great" Yarmouth.... Proper Yarmouth or one of the sophisticated suburbs like Gorleston or Caister ?

No comment.

Jimbo heading to Texas with a book on conspiracy theories under his arm. Patsy in the making imo. Well, now you mention it me and Mrs Jimbo are headed to Dallas at the weekend to visit Dealy plaza and the school book depository, it's set up exactly as it was on the day of the shooting, so accurately it doesn't even have a Lee Harvey Oswald at the window.

O'Neill resigns after learning that Milner has been sold and the club have signed Nacho Gonzales and Xisco..... No wait.....

Trauma Room One - Dr Charles Crenshaw Written by the surgeon who initially tried to save the life of JFK as he was brought to Parkland hospital Dallas, he documents the startling difference in the "official" government description of the fatal bullet wounds againt those that he witnessed.

Arrived in Houston yesterday, managed to sleep the whole flight after being awake for nearly 24hrs thanks to working and travelling, its soooooooooooo fucking hot ! Better get used to it, I'm here for 3 weeks.

Cheers dude.

You dirty rascal You bet your life I am

Cheers dudes ! Sorry for the late reply, been at work all day and now sitting in terminal 4 at Heathrow to fly off to Texas to spend 3 weeks with the Mrs in Houston, my bags are bulging........

If I say anything other than massive great jugs I'd be a liar.