Jimbo

Renton clearly seething that he has far lower standards than the rest of us Oh and Jimbo, pics or GTFO I'd better put my tin hat on if she finds out. *ok I've chickened out and pulled the pic lol* *disclaimer: I'm not suggesting my Mrs is a borderline boiler !

Omg just realised what a dead ringer my mrs is for Karen Brady, only with much bigger tits.

Released from hospital, fuck all wrong. probably just wind.

So apparently as well as Gazza bringing beer, chicken, a mobile phone and a dressing gown, he brought him a fishing rod too.......

We have a winner !

Guardian football journo on Twitter: Gazza's agent Kenny Shepherd said: "I am sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. He's doing what?"

Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography By DAILY MAIL REPORTER Last updated at 12:12 PM on 9th July 2010 A 30-year-old woman's death as she used a sex toy while watching pornography was probably due to her state of sexual excitement, an inquest heard today. Children's nanny Nichola Paginton was found dead in bed naked from the waist down last October with pornographic material running on her laptop. A sex toy was discovered next to her. A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal. Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore agreed it was likely that 'her activity before death' contributed to the fatal arrhythmia. The inquest heard that Miss Paginton, of Cirencester, was found dead in October last year. Detective Sergeant Gavin Webb said police had been called by her employer Sarah Griffiths who had visited Miss Paginton's home when she failed to turn up for work. When there was no reply at the door she enlisted the help of neighbour Michelle Grant and they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest. 'After they broke in they realised Miss Paginton was dead,' said Sgt Webb. 'She had a computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in the bed. 'The laptop was still displaying pornographic material.' Home office pathologist Dr Richard Jones from the University of Cardiff said: 'There is nothing to explain why she died in this way but I suspect sudden cardiac death.' Returning a verdict of death from natural causes, Mr Crickmore said: 'I am satisfied Nichola Paginton died of a natural disease process - sudden cardiac arryhthmia. 'It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her activity before death contributed towards it.'

Apparently Gazza was only drafted in when Police learned that Chris Eubank was in Afganistan, in talks with the Taliban.

A recent tweet: BREAKING: Hearing of Gazza arriving in Rothbury, Gary Lineker urges police "Keep an eye on him", with accompanying 'finger-to-eye' gesture.

Blatently stolen from Twitter: BREAKING NEWS: Peter Beardsley has been drafted in to see the Russian spy exchange goes ahead smoothly.

Guardian journo from twitter: Gazza in Rothbury: "I've brought him a dressing gown and a can of beer. I knew Raoul when I played for Newcastle. He's a lovely man."

I thought that was the only real highlight of the documentary, I was quite underwelmed by it over all.

Taken from a lonely hearts ad in the chronicle: Hi, i'm a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North of England looking for some fun. My Mr Right should be a big, strong ginger man, with a fiery temperament and a jealous nature, as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping. If this sounds like you, you can contact me at; Armedresponseteam@northumbriapolice.com

Tickets to see Screeching Weasel at the Houston Warehouse in August.

Happy Birthdays !

Breaking News: Gosling flies into Newcastle...

If it helps anyone, I'm fucking myself.

I agree, I really enjoyed it, my only problem, was the red matter, seriously, red matter ? Is that the best they could come up with ?

By Martin Hardy, 03/07/2010 ANDY CARROLL is on the brink of committing his future to Newcastle after agreeing a new four-year deal. The in-demand 21-year-old striker is ready to more than treble his current £7,000-a-week salary to stay with his hometown club. Carroll bagged 19 goals last season as Newcastle cruised through the Championship to make an immediate return to the Premier League. And the form of the England Under-21 striker caught the eye of Stoke, Birmingham and Blackburn. But Toon chiefs have held repeated meetings with Carroll's advisors throughout the summer and the striker is ready to sign a new deal that would net him over £1million-a-year. Carroll's lot has never been higher and Stuart Pearce met the Geordie forward for hush-hush talks to tell him he will be part of Fabio Capello's future plans. Capello has proven with his repeated use of Emile Heskey that he likes an old-fashioned target man and the 6ft 3in hitman fits ideally into that category. And Under-21 boss Pearce urged the forward to continue his progress this season and he will be pushing for a full call-up. Newcastle bosses hope their determination to hang onto Carroll will signal their ambitions to stay in the top flight following their promotion. Dutch international keeper Tim Krul, who had caught the attention of Sampdoria and Sevilla, has also agreed to a contract extension. Toon chief Chris Hughton, who does have money to spend, still wants four new faces in his squad by the time the new campaign starts.

Quite disappointing, no interviews with anyone involved, most of the movie footage was refillmed with "actors", can't say I'd recommend it.

Nice Withnail & I reference in the band name

A colossal missed opportunity

If we lived together I'd agree, besides she has way more porn than I do and we would never had fit all of it on one iPad. What kind of stuff is she into? Do you watch together? all kinds, she's pretty good at making her own for me too get them up, we're all friends on here. They're nowt special mate, standard stuff, you know..whips, leather, vegetables, a hive of angry bees, the usual run of the mill. Yeah pretty tame stuff tbh.....