Jimbo

because its brilliant. What is? The 'I need to get out and do more normal stuff' lifestyle? Sex is fine but its no subsitute for the real thing. Avoiding to answer the question? Don't you like wanking or something ? Aye, but I don't specifically feel the need to post about it on the internet at every opportunity. Maybe I will if I had a lifestyle at the age of 33 where I slump around my computer playing kids games for most of the day, I dunno. Have you tried the thumb over the japs-eye trick yet ??

because its brilliant. What is? The 'I need to get out and do more normal stuff' lifestyle? Sex is fine but its no subsitute for the real thing. Avoiding to answer the question? Don't you like wanking or something ?

because its brilliant. What is? The 'I need to get out and do more normal stuff' lifestyle? Sex is fine but its no subsitute for the real thing.

because its brilliant.

Trust me dude, you'll thank me later.

Have you tried putting your thumb over your japs-eye just as you shoot your muck ? Its BRILLIANT !!!!

I didn't realise there was one. So why reply? It seems rude not considering you seem so emotional about my wanking habits.

I didn't realise there was one.

You should try it, apparently I'm the only person that does it. Canny, and you're 33, not 13 locked in your bedroom all day and night, yes? I didn't realise there is an age limit on masturbation ?

You should try it, apparently I'm the only person that does it.

Why not are you a prude ?

Really it is, you should try it.

Its either that or live in denial.

You wank. Wow. its been suggested.

if its the case that any liquid can be used, surely Jizz will work too. If so, I'd be a human Dynamo !

Weird Asian News - In February we talked about a Pee Powered battery that was in the testing phase in Japan. Now it would seem they have made it to the store for the Japanese to buy and use. NoPoPo (Non-Pollution Power) Aqua Batteries are available in both AA and AAA form, although the company page shows they are producing the technology for all sizes of battery, and can only be currently purchased in Japan. The batteries can be recharged with various different fluids using the new development which forms electric power using liquid as a catalyst. The basic principle is that a mixture of magnesium and carbon reacts when mixed with a liquid to produce, in the case of the AA battery, up to 500 milliamp-hours (mAh) of life. Each time the battery is recharged it has a lower power level than the time before and the life cycle allows for about 3 to 5 recharges before disposing of the battery. Each battery can potentially keep its charge for up to 10 years which could be great for many life saving devices in remote locations. Since the battery does not contain mercury and other harmful materials, it can be easily disposed of without worry for the environment. So the next time your batteries let you down, just pee on them. (*Will probably help if they are produced by NoPoPo.)

Since when did someone being a "profesional" automatically be infallible ?

Portuguese police say they have found firm DNA evidence that the body of Madeleine McCann was in the family's hire car five weeks after she went missing, sources have told Sky News. Sky crime correspondent Martin Brunt, speaking from Portimao, said police felt the find was "damning" evidence yet. He said the sample of blood sent to the Forensic Science Service in Birmingham carried three matches of Madeleine's DNA. "The samples that came back last week produced three matches to Madeleine's DNA," Brunt said. "In the apartment police found one full match on a windowsill. That perhaps is not so important as Madeleine had been staying in the apartment for two weeks. "In the hire car, five weeks after Madeleine's disappearance, police found a partial match. "That might be explained by transfer onto clothes. "But the crucial thing is that police have also found a second full match. "Police say that is the most damning evidence that has been returned by the tests. "It shows, as far as they are concerned, the presence of Madeleine's body in the car five weeks after she disappeared." Brunt said the DNA was found in the boot of the hire car. A partial match of DNA could be explained by particles of hair or skin from Madeleine's toys being put in the car, Brunt said. But he said the full DNA match that had been found was more difficult for the McCanns to explain. "According to police, the sample could not have come from a transfer. Blood on a body that was five weeks old would not have produced such a confident and full match," he said. Meanwhile, papers outlining any evidence against Gerry and Kate McCann will be passed to the Public Prosecutor in Portugal, probably on Tuesday. With the couple back in their home in Rothley, Leicestershire, the prosecutor will consider whether to lay any charges. He will be considering the circumstances surrounding Madeleine's disappearance on May 3, Portuguese police spokesman Olegario Sousa added. Brunt said the prosecutor had a number of options and may call for more evidence or advise on the investigation. Family spokesman Brian Kennedy, who is Madeleine's great uncle, said of the family: "They are holding up extremely well." The Portimao-based prosecutor, Jose Cunha de Magalhaes e Meneses, will look at the DNA evidence as well as the statements given by the McCanns to see if there is a case against the couple. Chief Inspector Sousa said Portuguese police decided to pass the file on to the prosecutor despite not having all the results from forensic tests being carried out in Birmingham. The samples were taken from the McCanns' holiday apartment and hire car. The McCanns have been told they could be called back to Portugal "at any time". Under Portuguese law the couple could keep their arguido - suspect - status for up to eight months, although the prosecutor could decide to extend that to a year. Portuguese detectives appear to be working on the theory that Mrs McCann killed her daughter by accident and covered up the death by claiming she was abducted. According to reports in Portugal, police are to make new searches as part of the investigation.

Don't forget it was only 2 of the unclean animals (why bother) and 7 pairs of the clean. "How did the Koalas get from and to Australia" is always a classic. Creationists are also willing to suggest that the flood caused the grand canyon but leave out how that fits in with native americans. Of course the real question is how can you believe in a god who metaphorically or not would drown every human and animal on earth (including innocent babies) just because he didn't like how the hebrews had turned out. What is the metaphorical lesson? - please God or drown? - loving God my arse. Kind of knocks the Christian emphasis of forgiveness doesn't it.

It does make me chuckle that grown adults actually believe that a man once built a boat big enough to house two of each of the worlds animals, and all of which lived within walking distance of it, during which time the carnivors were seemingly going through a Vegan period. Sorry, don't mean to mock

It is rather old.......

What you're really saying is your not willing to waste good right arm energy on fishing I'll have you know I've spent many an hour sat on the riverbank with my maggot in the water

Used to go course fishing a lot, but never been flyfishing, seems a bit too busy to consider it enjoyable to me.