Jimbo

I just run the tap and piss in the sink.

Isn't this more like getting arrested for watching TV through Curry's window ?

I like Smith, but he's never a midfielder in a million years.

Congratulations !!!! Your life will never be the same again.

That is sickening.

Happy Birthday dude !

Israel is bracing itself for reprisals after reportedly attacking Syria in a daring air and ground assault. Reports claim Israel targeted a nuclear facility hidden in the Syrian desert. It is thought it may have been acting on intelligence that North Korea was shipping nuclear weapons facilities to help Syria build the bomb. North Korea has denied allegations that it may be helping Syria. The details of the raids are a closely guarded secret. Israel has enforced strict censorship rules on its media and banned even the most senior officials from discussing the raid. But a picture is emerging through briefings by American government officials and other sources. On September 3, reports claim, Israeli intelligence picked up a North Korean ship unloading nuclear materials at the Syrian port of Tartous. It's thought that then Israeli ground forces were sent into north eastern Syria to target a site believed to be a nuclear facility. Twenty four hours later Israeli jets reportedly entered Syrian airspace at supersonic speed, before bombing and destroying the facility. "Israel is beginning to find itself surrounded by enemies that are pursuing nuclear power," says The Jerusalem Post's defence analyst Yaacov Katz , "and if this strike is preventing Syria from obtaining that power then this is a big deal." The North Korean nuclear scenario is not the only interpretation of events in the information vacuum following the incident. But it seems to have the most adherents. Others suggest it was a dummy run for a strike on Iran's nuclear installations. Air force sources reportedly say a trial run on those targets would not be necessary. But the raid has less direct implications for Iran nevertheless. "It's quite obvious here that the next year is about Iran and its nuclear capabilities," Alon Ben-David, intelligence analyst with Israel's Channel 10 told me. He believes the raid on Syria shows Israel is prepared to strike targets on an enemy's sovereign territory even if it risks war doing so. The risk of war explains Israel's refusal to publicly admit what it has done. That could force Syria's hand and give it no option but to go to war with Israel. Thus far Syria has only admitted Israel breached its airspace but insists it did not bomb anywhere, merely dumping its munitions instead. "All this rubbish is not true. I don't know how their imagination has reached such creativity," Syrian official Bouthaina Shaaban said of the reports of Syrian-North Korean nuclear co-operation. But Syria has warned it will respond to the incursion into its territory. It will avoid anything that would risk war. But Damascus will be seeking alternatives that restore some of its lost dignity now that Israel has so boldly seized the initiative.

Michael Owen had a scan yesterday to determine if he needs an operation to sort out a groin problem. Owen was taken off early in the second half of Newcastle's defeat to Derby on Monday night, but club sources insisted there was no long-term problem. The England striker has conceded it is possible he may need surgery, but he and the club will fight to avoid that. Owen's withdrawal at Derby looks like being successful in the short-term, with the 27-year-old fit enough to play against West Ham on Sunday. Of more concern to England boss Steve McClaren is whether or not Owen will be fit for the Euro 2008 qualifiers against Estonia and Russia next month. If an operation is necessary, the forward would be out for at least two weeks. Newcastle's medical staff will know the results of the scan today. Wigan manager Chris Hutchings says Emile Heskey is 'touch and go' for England's two Group E games in October. The striker had a screw inserted into his right foot yesterday after breaking a metatarsal.

What case was this? Im interested. This ? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6958429.stm

hmmm i dont know whether to start downloading the series or waiting for it to be screened in this country, anyone know when ITV plan to show it? ITV 4, Sunday, 9pm.

If you can accept performances like Ameobi demonstrated last night then you have no ambition or expectation for this club to be anything other than lower table mediocrity. I don't accept his performance last night - nor do I accept the performance of most of the other players. I take it you do? You patronising prick, of course I don't, we were shit last night, I know it, you know it, from front to back we were not good enough, but Ameobi was in a different league of shitness, and not for the first time, perhaps when you Shola sympathisers have finished sucking each others dicks you'll realise the twat isn't good enough. Thanks, a tongue in cheek lighthearted comment leads to insults. Guess that's this the lovely nature of this forum for you. I've never said anything offensive here. Certainly not to you, no more than the silly comments I;m sure you've said to everyone. Thats it, attempt to take the moral high-ground, if you can't recognise a player that is utterly out of his depth, and undeserving of a starting place in ANY premiership team, then I seriously question your judgement. They were all shit last night, I can't argue against that, but Shola took the piss, surely you or any can't disagree ?

If you can accept performances like Ameobi demonstrated last night then you have no ambition or expectation for this club to be anything other than lower table mediocrity. I don't accept his performance last night - nor do I accept the performance of most of the other players. I take it you do? You patronising prick, of course I don't, we were shit last night, I know it, you know it, from front to back we were not good enough, but Ameobi was in a different league of shitness, and not for the first time, perhaps when you Shola sympathisers have finished sucking each others dicks you'll realise the twat isn't good enough.

If you can accept performances like Ameobi demonstrated last night then you have no ambition or expectation for this club to be anything other than lower table mediocrity.

If being unable to, pass, head the ball, stay on side, stay on your feet, run, shoot, is acceptable as a Newcastle United footballer I expect to have my contract in the post tomorrow and a thread started by The Inspiration drooling over my footballing skills by the afternoon.

the most boring cunt that's ever read the news. What qualities do you normally look for in a newsreader like? Other than being white of course. I think dood wants Trevor to be telling us the truth, y'know about how your kids will be being taught from the koran in 5 years time... when do you think their numbers will stop growing or they will realise they shouldn't be forcing thier beliefs on us Aye I wish Trevor McDonald would stop forcing his black beliefs on me. Sometimes I have to turn the telly off before I start talking jive. I really like jah post mon.

I thought his time at ManUre was proof enough that he's not a midfielder, not proof enough for Allardyce it seems.

Wake up and smell the coffee all you Ameobi sympathisers, he shouldn't lace up another pair of boots for NUFC again, I can cope with players occasionally having a bad game but Shola last night was symply inept. Yes, on the most part the whole team was shit last night, but Shola took the definition of shit to whole new level. Anyone willing to accept that kind of performance should accept us being in the lower reaches of the Premier League. Thats something I'm not willing to do.

I'm in too, Bayer Lederhosen *FM-Tastic

Send it to me, I'll get my Mrs to wash, tumble dry and iron it, she'll get it off, she usually does.

Cheers, just reactivated to the top package !

by far, Harper has been a great servant to the club and I'm sure he's a great lad but playing him ahead of Shay Given is madness.

Agreed.

I disagree, the rest of the team were dreadful, Shola was fucking dreadful. *cough* Alan Smith *cough* I'd rather play Fumaca than that useless donkey. He's wasted in midfield.

I disagree, the rest of the team were dreadful, Shola was fucking dreadful.

I am a connoisseur of a good fart and happily savour my own rectal emissions, but the worst farts I have ever had have been from eating Stagg Chilli, nothing has ever come close to producing such a potent gas, so much so I have had to refrain from eating it.