Jimbo

Near side,

Nope, it would make the fuck up in Iraq look like a minor fracas.

Thanks for sharing.

Fire hazard surely? There were pleny of requests for KY jelly when the Dr next paid a house call.

My Mrs works as a care assistant with the elderly, and in one particular care home she would regularly catch the resident's shagging, and on one occasion she walked in on an orgy.

Didn't Gerrard play much better without that fat welk Lampard holding him back.....

Beckham is not the answer though. No, that's what the crowd was chanting I know. Whilst I agree that Beckham isn't the answer, we need a captain out there today, Terry has done fuck all to rally the troops, Beckham probably would have had more of an influence, and more than likely would have stuck that freekick in the back of the net. The comment about Joe Cole was spot on too, we definetly miss him on the left.

Beckham is not the answer though. No, that's what the crowd was chanting

"only one David Beckham...."

chant's of "you're not fit to wear the shirt"

England getting booed and chants of "Steve McClaren, what a wanker, what a wanker" Not good.

Do we need a holding midfielder against Andorra ?

I think we need Jimbo's Telly-esque proof of this.... Maybe not Jimbo's quasimodo but.... Thank God she stopped when she did!!! She's positively flat chested compared to that woman I saw. Yes please feel free to post any pics as evidence. LOL you SO regret asking that "if" I get do get a snap of her

I think we need Jimbo's Telly-esque proof of this.... Maybe not Jimbo's quasimodo but.... Thank God she stopped when she did!!! She's positively flat chested compared to that woman I saw.

Rat fans !!!!!

Gladiator benefitting from crap there then cos it was poor itself. To find the best film of the genre you have to go back to Spartacus. Gladiator is a pale imitation of it. And once and for all Joaquin Pheonix cannot act. I totally disagree, I think Gladiator is superb, in my opinion the best film for many a year, Spartacus was good in its day but that day is long since gone, and is badly dated in my opinion

Fantastic none the less.

Further evidence (if that was needed) that Roeder is a prick.

There's a great pair. Quoted for truth.

Just got back from seeing 300, I enjoyed it, I thought it was good but not great, the casting of David Wenham has Dilios was lamentable, the bloke has got the most irritating voice and just didn't command any presence or power at all. Gerard Butler was superb but I found his Scottish accent creeping in far too much, if he had been McLeonidas it would have been fine. Like many recent films of this genre you keep getting glimpses of the influence of Gladiator and all that does is serve as a reminder of how much better that film is than any of the others.

Aldi are great for the Special deal gadgets etc, I don't find their food all that cheap so I don't bother, I use Lidls for that.....

1, I've just had an afternoon nap. 2, I played 5-a-side this morning and now I'm paying the price 3, I'm off out to see 300 tonight. 4, I really need to go to the post box but I can't be arsed 5, I'm busting for a piss.

Not got anything on the go at the moment, tempted to give Lee Child a go, not read any of his yet.

Ditto! Does Alex know that you covet his lasses norks ?

Spot on Rob, spot on.