Jimbo

Blast radius of Hiroshima

Worth a look as this gives a pictorial example. http://www.fas.org/main/content.jsp?formAc...p;contentId=367

I use Nero too, does all that I need.

On first impressions I don't like it.

The scary thing is it seems that there are elements at the club that seem to think the season is over, trust me, those teams below us don't believe their season's are over and have it all to play for, and that just might be our undoing.

46. Stormtroopers are spray-painted so they aren't all "Mr. White" 45. Darth Vader dances around as he tortures Han Solo to the song "Stuck In The Middle With You." Then he looks at the guard and says "Bring in the gimp." 44. Mace Windu with a 'fro. 43. Releasing the episodes in the order of 6,3,2,4,5, and finaly 1 just so people wont notice how uninteresting the entire hexilogy is. 42. John Williams score replaced by surf music. 41. Everyone dies. EVERYONE. 40. Anakin would give Padame a foot masage after which he gets trown off the balcony by Mace Winu settleing the arguement once and for all... 39. Womp rats may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I'll never eat the filthy *&$*@&!&@*#* 38. Instead of handing Luke his fathers lightsaber, Ben gives him some vampire stakes, holy water, and a huge submachinegun. 37. Yoda: "Hungry, I am. Taco, we will get." 36. Anakin and Padme doing the bat-dance 35. Mace Windu tells Padme, "Try not to tear his robes off, OK? They're new." 34. There would be confusion throughout the movie, until the end, when Yoda and Obi-Wan sneak out the back, as all the remaining Jedi kill each other. 33. When a Stormtrooper empties his blaster and doesnt hit Han or Luke, Luke thinks it was divine intervention... 32. Instead of hands, the Skywalkers now get their ears cut off 31. Jabba would have a band-aid on the back of his neck, sparking endless online debate 30. Obi-Wan refuses to tip Dexter, and takes 10 minutes to explain why 29. "Death Stick?" "I quit." (pause) "Why, you got one?" 28. "Say Utini again... SAY UTINI AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU M...F....!!!" 27. Mace Windu would always quote The Journal of the Whills before he killed someone... 26. Screw that, I'm watching Godzilla vs. Disco Lando! 25. Instead of the Death Star destroying planets, the Empire would have a briefcase that did it. 24. Rumours that R2-D2 is really carrying Tarkin's soul 23. Han Solo and Lando Calrisian in the cantina talking about what Sy Snootles *really* sings about (this is the point where they say screw the PG rating) 22. Natalie Portman in a gold bikini - for the entire movie 21. Don't be tellin' me about no Jedi's - I'm the Jedi f---in' master 20. Obi-Wan - The way your dad looked at it, this lightsaber was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the jawas were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. 19. "On Kessel, it's legal to buy it, legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a spice mine, it's legal to sell it." 18. Bocce!!!!, do you speak it?!?! 17. Lot's and lot's of Death sticks. And you wouldn't even have to rethink your life. 16. Sign on front lawn that says "Dead Jawa Storage." 15. In Return of the Jedi the film ends with The Emperor and Darth Vader shooting each other just before the Stormtroopers arrive. 14. Greedo gets shot while sitting in the bathroom on the Millenium Falcon. 13. Luke:"Obi-Wan, what's that name supposed to mean?" Obi-Wan:"I'm a Jedi, our names don't mean shit." 12. "Bantha-burgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!" 11. pulp fanfiction 10. Instead of Obi Wan, Luke talks to the ghost of Elvis. 9. "Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead gungan in my garage." <-- much better writing, as seen in this Anakin quote. 8. Whenever Mace Windu turns on his lightsaber he says "Oh, I'm sorry did I break yo concentration?" 7. (as the emperor zaps luke) "...and you will know I AM A SITH when i lay my hands upon thee!!!" 6. "Well, you've got a cool name like TK-421. How about I just be TK-705? I'll be TK-705." 5. There goes the PG rating! 4. Yoda: "Your weapons... you will undoubtedly need them!" 3. It take 20 parsecs to get there. I'll be there in 10 2. Han shots first...over...and over...and over...and over... 1. When the interrogation droid approaches Leia "Stuck in The Middle with You" starts playing

A good wank usually cures any of my ill's.

Dead right ! thats exactly what we need to do, Roeder WILL NOT take this club forward.

Roeder cannot, and will not take this club forward, the job is too big for him, the only answer is to get rid at the end of the season.

100% agreement !

Time's up for Roeder.

Still plenty of time for that.

Simply not good enough at every level from the tea-lady up to the chairman, fucking cunts.

No

Considering the season is over Who would be your award winners ? GK - Jaaskelainen Defender - Vidic Midfielder - Cristiano Forward - Berbatov Manager - Fergie Most improved - Cristiano Ronaldo Overachiever - Reading Underachiever - Newcastle United Best signing - Obafemi Martins Worst signing - Andriy Shevchenko Premiership Team of the season Jaaskelainen Eboue Terry Carragher Leigton Baines Cristiano Ronaldo Steven Gerrard Cesc Fabregas Paul Scholes Dimitar Berbatov Drogba

Potter with his wand out !

Beat me too it.... Happy Birthday dude.

Dyer off, N'Zogbia on. Dyer looked injured.

1-0 Charlton

That can also be said in regards to Foster too. Aye, it seems he's not so good with long range free kicks

TRANSFER RUMOURS West Ham want to sign Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the summer whether or not they are relegated (News of the World) Bayern Munich's Owen Hargreaves says Manchester United is the only team he wants to join as they have made such an effort to sign him (News of the World). Everton are interested in signing Blackburn's Michael Gray, who will be out of contract in the summer (News of the World). Inter Milan want to sign Chelsea's John Terry (Mail on Sunday). QPR striker Kevin Gallen will leave in the summer, with Leicester one of the clubs keen to sign him (Mirror). Jason Roberts could leave Blackburn in the summer after failing to regain his first-team place after recovering from injury (People). OTHER GOSSIP The Premier League is to intoduce "Hawkeye" equipment to rule whether or not the ball has crossed the line for the 200-809 season (News of the World) AZ Alkmaar's Kew Jaliens has accused Newcastle's Nicky Butt of "animalistic" behaviour in the teams's Uefa Cup match last week (News of the World). Birmingham could be fined points after their game with Leeds was called off at short notice because the newly-laid pitch was unplayable (News of the World). Former England boss Sven Goran Eriksson's next job will be at Marseilles (Mirror). Luton want Colchester assistant boss Mick Harford as their new manager to replace Mike Newell, with Plymouth's Tim Breacker also on the shortlist (Mirror). Derby boss Billy Davies will leave in the summer whether or not they get promoted because of tensions with managing director Mike Horton (various). Barcelona's Frank Rijkaard is top of Chelsea's list if manager Jose Mourinho leaves in the summer (People). Roman Abramovich could be under pressure from the Russian government to sell Chelsea to help fund a bid for the 2014 Winter Olympics (Express) Back to top AND FINALLY... Israel have called in Uri Geller to help with positive thinking ahead of their Euro 2008 qualifier with England (Mail on Sunday). Uefa have refused to rule out the possbility of staging a Champions League game in Asia as a promotional event (Mirror).

Having a boring night in, just scoffed a load of Microwave Popcorn and am now about to put the kettle on for a coffee for the 6 time tonight.

Wrack off !!

Donnie Brasco: a superb movie, Depp and Pacino at their best. Pink Panther: I never fail to be in tears of laughter watching that movie. Apocalypse Now: Cinematically its beautiful and brilliantly acted, watch out for a young Lawrence Fishburn, but I thought the plot let it down. Lock Stock: A great little movie, I love it, even though the Mockney factor. LA Confidential: Absolutley hated it !! The Right Stuff: brilliantly made, brilliantly acted but dreadfully over long.

Pud's clearly ITK.