rebellious

Will do.

I`ve got a spare power supply for sale at my shop. Failing that you can get them on ebay. If its not the power supply and its a fault inside sell the laptop on ebay for spares and repairs. They are expensive to fix. Its only worth getting it fixed if the laptop is quite new. In parts you will get about £100 for the screen, money for the battery, ram , HD, CD/dvd drive etc.

I saw him on the BBC news this morning he seemed pretty pissed off. It wouldn`t make you racist to laugh at the comment i wouldn`t have thought. Have any non asian/ muslim people blown up any planes or trains? Honest question as i don`t know?

Rent it out to some fit girl

What a crap game. I suppose its for adults who were bullied at school to get revenge. Usually they become coppers to get revenge.

To be honest i reckon Roeder and freddie have looked at the opening few fixtures and are confident that we can get results against everyone with what we have got up until the 20th september when we play Liverpool. So even if we don`t sign anyone until the end of the month they will have 3 weeks to settle in.

Class....I like that one

Martins after his diving lessons from Ronaldo

Doesn`t matter how many times i watch that.

Heheh Lowestoft, nice place I`m in Ipswich. We just earmarked Lowestoft as the type of place to open a Cash Converters style business as it has the perfect demographics. Sorry if its got better since i was last there.

My older brother tried to get a bit of toast out of the toaster with a knife whilst it was on and yes it did go bang

http://www.wheredidthetimego.com/ Thanks for the stumble thing. http://www.nata2.info/humor/flash/bowman.swf

It happened to me a few months back. Put the car in for some work. I hated it for all the reasons listed. Second time the car went back i demanded a courtesy car.

I'd be tempted but the old cliche 'If you can't do the crime, don't do the crime' would make me think long and hard about it. Don't think I could hack 6 months in prison if I'm being honest. 173244[/snapback] Sage advice. 173245[/snapback] It's GREAT advice. 173246[/snapback] If you can`t do the Time don`t do the crime. I don`t think i would risk it, i`m comfortable at the moment. A few years back i would have.

I`ve been on this 9-5 lark for 2 years now after a career move. I can`t lay in now, i`m up between 6.30 and 7.30 most mornings. Its the only time of day my house is quite which is good but i hate getting tired around midnight.

How stupid must you be to --- Man dies opening grenade with sledgehammer Wednesday August 9, 02:27 AM RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man died on Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro. Another man who was in the workshop at the time of the explosion was rushed to a hospital with severe burns, a police officer told Reuters. The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire. Police found several unexploded army issue rocket-propelled grenades in the workshop. They believe the ammunition had been brought there by scavengers wanting to sell them as scrap metal, but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases. Have you ever done anything so stupid but only realised after its all gone wrong? I`m sure i have done plenty but its early and i can`t think now. I will post something when i`m at work later.

I Pee Anywhere pressumably. 172768[/snapback] I think thats it, there not all brilliant. Would be good if we could find more.

The best has got to be the rapist finder

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and the fact that Bonnie is currently on police bail for not paying for pizzas which she ordered from a local pizza company.

True Romance

The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me. 172486[/snapback] That scares you......pussy Seriously though its the lines i like, i didn`t think this is a Great actors of all time thread? 172528[/snapback] Fair doos but surely the delivery makes the line too and Vinnie's delivery isn't exacly of the highest standard. It is a decent bit of dialogue though. 172543[/snapback] True he is a crap actor. I just like both the scripts/films. I also assumed most people on here would have watched Lock Stock and Snatch. Its more of a funny scene as is most of the film.

The thought of Vinne Jones delivering some thing that anyone would consider a great line in films scares the shit out of me. 172486[/snapback] That scares you......pussy Seriously though its the lines i like, i didn`t think this is a Great actors of all time thread?

http://scifiscripts.name2host.com/msol/loc..._screenplay.txt http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...uy-ritchie.html There are loads in Lock Stock and Snatch. Here is my favourite. So, you're obviously the big dick... ...and that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls. These are your last words so make them a prayer. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision... ...but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy... ...and have brought your two little faggot balls along... ...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here... ...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick... ...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun... ...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle . "... ...written on the side of mine... ...should precipitate... ...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ...fuck off.