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1, The how to conversate with the misses website 2, The how to not get bored at work website. 3, Some sort of fitness site 4, The how to get your internet fixed site 5, The arcade on here

great ta, can I book in to borrow it next week then? Yeah I need about 3 gig of that please. How long can I use it for?

Yeah I know the cheek of it ! If Owen didn`t do that interveiw he could have got an extra 15 mins recovery in, now he will be 15mins late back to fitness.

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...ey's+legend Roy Keane has blasted some of his former colleagues and insists his old Manchester United team-mate Wayne Rooney has proved nothing in his career so far. The straight-talking Sunderland manager has pulled no punches in his revelations about his 12-and-a-half-years at Old Trafford, and has revealed that only seven members of his old team have his mobile number. Ruud van Nistelrooy, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Gary Neville, Nicky Butt, John O'Shea, Quinton Fortune and Ryan Giggs are the chosen few, and the 35-year-old Irishman has criticised England's golden boy Rooney for his lack of silverware thus far. "For me, the jury's still out on Wayne. I think he's got a hell of a lot to do," Keane said in a Sunday Times magazine published in the Sun. "Wayne has achieved nothing - and would probably say that himself. "I would judge players over a few years rather than one or two. "He's got potential, like I've got potential to be a good manager. Potential is one thing, doing it is another." While the new Black Cats boss has praised David Beckham for his immaculate conduct over the years, he is critical of fellow England star Michael Owen for his decision to do an interview after a serious injury last December. "There's loads of people who get sucked in," Keane explained. "Michael Owen always springs to mind. The day after Owen broke his foot, he's doing an article and I'm thinking 'Work on your recovery, man'." The fiery ex-United skipper has also revealed the reason for his highly publicised bust-up with United which saw him leave the club after a pulled interview on MUTV following a 4-1 defeat at Middlesbrough. "I was seeing players doing stuff off the pitch and it came to a head with that defeat," Keane added "Yes I nailed certain people. "I think in the end the manager was swayed by certain people he works with."

"I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off." "I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage." "Their 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence." "I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off." "The lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?" "I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming away from the wall." "Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant." "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen." "Can you please tell me when the repairs will be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother." "I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers." "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared." "Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink." "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now it is in three pieces." "Would you please send a man to repair my sprout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away." "I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much." "The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous." "Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so will you please send someone around to do something about it." "I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night." "Please send a man with clean tools to finish the job and satisfy the wife." "I have had the Clerk of the Works down on the floor six times, but still have no satisfaction." "We are getting married in September and would like it in the garden before we move into the house." "This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2." Does anyone here have anything add, any stupid comments you remember from work or customers? We have a stupid question chart at the shop we work in. It fills up quite quickly.

I think if we have to have any makeshift centre half, it should Be Sibierski. tbh. Not a piss take. He's tall, can head the ball, and may actually be able to mark an opposition player (unlike Bramble) I would be elated if Titus never put on a Newcastle shirt again. Yeah it would have been great had he not being playing for us say from the beginning of May, then he wouldn`t have scored the goal that got us in the intertoto against Chelsea and he wouldn`t have scored the only goal in 2 legs against Ventspils that got us into the Uefa. Then again at least if we didn`t get into Europe due to Bramble not being here we would have maybe beat Fulham a whole 1-0. Grow up the whole team was shite that day, one goal against Fulham hanging on in the last 8 mins. I`m not defending his poor marking that day but we are shite and you can`t blame a whole team game on him. A player probably valued these days at 2 million when the rest of the squad of so called star players couldn`t score more than one goal. I agree with that. Knee jerk reactions ........ rather than judgements based on the overall picture.... too many of them too often Maybe we should have a scapegoat of the week section

I`m not saying he hasn`t been error prone from the day he got here, read the post at least. He got us into the intertoto and through to the Uefa cup. I`m not saying he doesn`t need replacing by someone better. I`m saying the problem isn`t just Bramble, what you think the whole team that day did well do you? Your a moron if you do. Titus messed up against Mcbride, Fulhams best header of the ball. The whole team couldn`t put more than 1 goal in against a piss poor team, playing at home aswell. The midfield couldn`t even retain the ball for 5 seconds. Shay doesn`t think when he has the ball near the end of a match, its as if he closes his eyes and just hoofs it up field to the other team, it comes straight back. Our passing against Tallin was completely and utterly shite, we gave it away far too much most times under no pressure.

I think if we have to have any makeshift centre half, it should Be Sibierski. tbh. Not a piss take. He's tall, can head the ball, and may actually be able to mark an opposition player (unlike Bramble) I would be elated if Titus never put on a Newcastle shirt again. Yeah it would have been great had he not being playing for us say from the beginning of May, then he wouldn`t have scored the goal that got us in the intertoto against Chelsea and he wouldn`t have scored the only goal in 2 legs against Ventspils that got us into the Uefa. Then again at least if we didn`t get into Europe due to Bramble not being here we would have maybe beat Fulham a whole 1-0. Grow up the whole team was shite that day, one goal against Fulham hanging on in the last 8 mins. I`m not defending his poor marking that day but we are shite and you can`t blame a whole team game on him. A player probably valued these days at 2 million when the rest of the squad of so called star players couldn`t score more than one goal.

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euro2008football My website. I couldn`t be bothered much with the site, i`m looking for a writer to be honest. The forum is ok.

"Luque, I'm your father"

Newcastle have adopted a siege mentality as they attempt to kick-start their season. Glenn Roeder will return to West Ham for the first time as a manager with his side having endured a difficult start to the campaign. However, he insists the criticism that has come their way will make them stronger. Roeder said: 'I had a chat with the players and we accept it, but what we agree on is there are certain people who are trying to put wedges between us. 'They have got no chance, no chance whatsoever. We are a small squad this year, we know that, but we have talked about it and we are very, very tight as a group of people. 'That includes the staff as well, and no matter what is thrown at us, we will stick together and fight our corner. 'When we get criticism, it will only make us stronger.' Isn`t that a line from the Star Wars movie? I wonder who, apart from most fans are trying to put a wedge between them?

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Positives for me - Milner telling that player that twated him to **** off Sib`s Goal, he looked more hungry for the win than the rest. Emre played the best i`ve seen him in a while. Martins was fast Negatives - Emre getting pissed off with being the holding midfielder, moaning to the bench 3 really bad passes straight to opposition nearly led to goals if the away team had any skill Martins looked de-jected the longer he went without a goal

Link here Yeah because we're not at the desperate stage yet, are we Glenn? Stupid head.

Yeah I was doing the maths last night, its sounds crazy a few games in, but if you think of all the positions we havn`t strengthened. Our squad is tiny in height and the amount of players. I really believe despite Owen saying he will be back April we won`t see him until next season. When I think back to when SBR was in charge there were a certain 7 players I`m not naming that showed actual passion in there play, a real desire to win. Now it`s probably just Given and Parker. With such a small squad europe could cripple us.

I`m known for sticking by Bramble, but last week was poor and even I could offer no excuses except for Ramages non-exsistant LB performance. Only thing I can say is that he has always found the European style games comfortable. He is technically a good player but obviously has trouble thinking under high tempo premiership games. The slower more technical games in europe he manages to play well and score the odd goal. I can`t think of a Howler he has made in europe, i`m sure someone has them catalogued. I think we are our own worst enemy when it comes to our defensive frailties. Everybody knows in order to have a good defence you need a consistant back four week in week out, but in the real world thats not possible. The only alternative to this is having a worldclass CB in there along our average defence ( like when we had Woodgate ) but the club managed to mess that one up. If you think hard enough you will realise all of the defensive players in our entire squad mess up when they play for us even Taylor but Bramble plays more, gets injured less and there fore makes more mistakes from opportunity. Remember how piss poor Ramage was at the end of Souness`s rain and the beginning of Roeders. Taylor hasn`t been the same since his injury and Moore has still to produce the form he showed in the world cup. Carr and Babayaro well.....where do i start. We probably have the least consistant back four lining up each week.

Does he mind you calling him a yid. Do you have any none white friends? No he doesn`t mind, although until you wrote that I never knew it was an offensive word towards Jews. Learn something new everyday. As for the non - white friends I have more friends of ethnic minority than white friends, i`m not exactly white myself, one of them plays for NUFC as it so happens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yid Football terminology An exceptional non-offensive use of Yid by non-Jews is when it is by a member or supporter of English Premiership soccer team Tottenham Hotspur to refer to another fan or player on the team. Tottenham Hotspur are nicknamed "The Yids" due to the large Jewish population of their North London location - although this is not necessarily reflected in their actual fanbase. It is debatable whether, despite the fact that the Tottenham Hotspur's fan base is largely non-Jewish, the use of the word 'Yid' in this context is acceptable, given that 'Yid' is also (as stated above) used as an offensive term about Jews. It'a a bit like the mackems. What started off as an offensive piss take from their neighbours (us) was adopted by themselves as an identity. Must admit I cringe when I hear the word yid though. I`m not sure I will be using that word anymore. Now I know its origin. Its not worth it if it can be seen as very offensive in a non-football context.

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Does he mind you calling him a yid. Do you have any none white friends? No he doesn`t mind, although until you wrote that I never knew it was an offensive word towards Jews. Learn something new everyday. As for the non - white friends I have more friends of ethnic minority than white friends, i`m not exactly white myself, one of them plays for NUFC as it so happens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yid Football terminology An exceptional non-offensive use of Yid by non-Jews is when it is by a member or supporter of English Premiership soccer team Tottenham Hotspur to refer to another fan or player on the team. Tottenham Hotspur are nicknamed "The Yids" due to the large Jewish population of their North London location - although this is not necessarily reflected in their actual fanbase. It is debatable whether, despite the fact that the Tottenham Hotspur's fan base is largely non-Jewish, the use of the word 'Yid' in this context is acceptable, given that 'Yid' is also (as stated above) used as an offensive term about Jews.

My yid friend is at work now in Corals, saying its 40-1 for relegation

Just spoke to a yid friend at corals, its 100-1. He said the online site is rubbish.

I`m quite bad for it. Some of the pathfetically stupid things people do in cars are beyond belief. I`ve got 10yrs no claims and I like to think i`m a very skilled driver. It happened to me last week actually and cost me £250 for a new tyre. Some muppet deciding they wanted to drive along in 2 lanes forcing me to either wreck the side of my car or hit the kerb. I hit the kerb, damaged the side wall. I get especially pissed off if my children are in the car and their irrisponsible driving could cause an accident. I`ve never chased anyone down or held traffic up.

Beating Arsenal was so over-rated. Every man and his dog beat them at home last season tbh Hence but they havn`t been truely brilliant days.

I was wondering how much our RB and LB are responsible for making our CB`s look completely shite. When I watch the likes of Man U and Chelski you notice Terry or Ferdinand hardly have much to do as the RB`s and LB`s won`t let the crosses in if it kills them. Surely our CB`s are the last line of defense before the keeper. Are we missing Shearer on the post stopping the corners come in and across goal?